15 Ways to Annoy

by 0Kurda-Smahlt0

Have you ever wanted to annoy Larten Crepsley? How about Mr. Tall? Well, read this to find ways on how to annoy the Darren Shan characters! **More characters! Not just Larten and Mr. Tall!**

3. Chapter 3 Vancha March

15 Ways to Annoy Vancha March

1. Take all of his green hair dye and replace it with red hair dye.

2. Dull the edges of his shruikens and try to make him not know until he uses them.

3. Dye all of his purple animal hides yellow.

4. Ask where Gannen is.

5. When he goes out into the sun, hide all of his clothes.

6. Call him a m*therfucker.

7. Run around Vampire Mountain wearing purple clothing and a green hat while throwing movie disks.

8. Try to look exactly like Gannen and follow him around all day.

9. Ask him who his real parents are.

10. When he says he doesn't know, tell him that they got rid of him because he's ugly.

11. When he tries to beat the crap out of you, tell Vancha that Gannen said he couldn't hurt you.

12. Ask him why he joined the vampaneze.

13. Ask how many people he killed when he was vampaneze

14. Tell him that his kids are going to be really ugly because of Evanna.

15. Ask why he dyes his hair.