15 Ways to Annoy

by 0Kurda-Smahlt0

Have you ever wanted to annoy Larten Crepsley? How about Mr. Tall? Well, read this to find ways on how to annoy the Darren Shan characters! **More characters! Not just Larten and Mr. Tall!**

4. Chapter 4 Larten Crepsley

15 Ways to Annoy

1. Try to say the most "couldn'ts", "it's", "cant's" and ect. when you're talking to him.

2. Dress like a pirate and talk like Spits.

3. Say that it's his fault that Vur died.

4. Replace his flute with a cheap plastic flute.

5. Tell all the Steve-fans (Or Murlough-fans) where he is.

6. Get rid of his coffin and replace it with the cheapest excuse of a coffin you can find.

7. When he's performing, halfway though, stand up and scream: "THAT'S THE MAN WHO STOLE FROM THE EXOTIC PET STORE!"

8. Ask him why he blooded Darren.

9. If he says: "It was destiny", respond with: "That's just an excuse to hide your pedophile side."

10. Dye his cape bright purple.

11. Ask him how his "cruise" to Greenland was.

12. Cut off his crop of hair.

13. Ask him why he quit the General position.

14. Say that his choice of hair dye colour looks gay.

15. Ask him what Murlough's guts felt like.