15 Ways to Annoy

by 0Kurda-Smahlt0

Have you ever wanted to annoy Larten Crepsley? How about Mr. Tall? Well, read this to find ways on how to annoy the Darren Shan characters! **More characters! Not just Larten and Mr. Tall!**

5. Chapter 5 Gavner Purl

15 Ways to Annoy Gavner Purl:

1. Buy him Breath Right.

2. Say that he probably got a boner when he found out that he had to share a coffin with Larten.

3. Tell him to hide/get rid of Kurda's knives.

4. (If he doesn't get rid of them) When he gets stabbed by Kurda, run up to him and say "I TOLD YOU SO!"

5. Tell him that you love/hate the name Liz, then ask his opinion on the name.

6. Invite him to a place where there's lots of people doing Kurda cosplay.

7. Sing this to him. (See description)

8. Show him some Gavner x _ pictures/fan fiction.

9. Rub under his eyes.

10. When he asks what your doing, say that you're trying to get the make-up from under his eyes.

11. Tell him that he and Larten are being hunted by humans.

12. Walk around Vampire Mountain with black eyeliner under your eyes and wheeze/breath heavy.

13. Challenge him to a Snore-Off. (May make him happy)

14. Introduce him to Willem Dafoe.

15. Get the both of them to watch the Cirque Du Freak movie.