15 Ways to Annoy

by 0Kurda-Smahlt0

Have you ever wanted to annoy Larten Crepsley? How about Mr. Tall? Well, read this to find ways on how to annoy the Darren Shan characters! **More characters! Not just Larten and Mr. Tall!**

6. Chapter 6 Mr Tall

15 Ways to Annoy

1. Replace his shoes with size six shoes (Or flip-flops)

2. Ask him why his eyes are so dark.

3. If he doesn't respond, say in a whisper: "Probably because you're stoned all the time."

4. When he's not in his trailer, sneek in there and ruin the soviners that he'd be working on.

5. Say that he's suicidal.

6. Wash all of his clothes in BOILING water.

7. (**SPOILERS**) Keep on reminding him aobut how R.V. got away with Shancus.

8. Every time he walks by, scream this to the person next to you when you're both eating food: "EAT YOUR VEGTABLES SO YOU CAN GROW BIG AND TALL."

9. Ask him what he sleeps on.

10. If he doesn't answer, buy him a king-sized bed.

11. Ask him "If Evanna can bear a child, does that mean you can get pregnant too?"

12. Tell him that he would date his sister if he was desprate.

13. Ask him to play a game of Limbo with you.

14. Bring him a wolf and tell that it's his long-lost brother.

15. Ask him if he is realated to Hagrid.