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Now the sexual gets turned up past over nine thousand (ha, ha, ha, ku, ku, ku!) that is an Easter Egg get it my pretties! and in this chapter or maybe other chappies you better watch out and turn back down now if your the type of scaredy cat chicksh-t wuss who can't watch hentai with thousands of homophobic sexy beastrapes!

WARNING... WARNING... WARNING... (This is blinking lights again)

Now this is the after warnings Author Note where I tell you about the story and just so you know I got tired and didn't put in any easter eggs or maybe that's a lie becuzse I'm a badass that way and you should examine real close all the lines and the dialogue and the metaphors to pick up secret movie reference, product placement, sexual codes like in the Da Vincdi Code where it was Japanese squiggles!

(START OF STORY: CHAPTER 2 CALLED "NO DIAPERS IN CHAPTER" STARTS HERE)

Now zombie cat after he said "Gang let's all split up" like that one show with the sheep dog he comed upon the next clue which was like a tiny little diaper in it.

Zombioe cat says, "Their is the diaper! It is a clue gang!"

And than all the gang gathered around including Traveler chick whom looks like photoshop and not like computer animation video games and then Pink Lizard nurse pointed at it and told the story of her medical education!

Pink says, "My books of textbook say that is not a diaper! Notice how small and differently shaped! Notice how curvy with wings! Notice how the poop is red and not chunky like po-p but is smooth like blood! All this inform to me that there is no po-p fetish as this is called a maxi pad which is a huge bandage that chicks use for they're front places during a certain time of the month! It is sacred to the mother goddess whom all chicks worship with Wicca in the ancient prehistric caves of the fertility symbol!"

Pinklizard nurse sucked the blood into her syringe to analyze it! The syringe printed out a reading and than they put the reading into the clue box where at the end everyone would assemble the clues hanging from clothing lines in the apartment like that one time guy on Heroes which was a pun becase his name was Hiro which is Japanese for Hero!

Candle Chef which was an experienced in detective novels since he read thousands of them (but not over nine thousand!) was thinking about how to tie the clues into the mystery!

Gregory Mouse of Mouse House Hotel and his nephew said, "There is another clue over here near the stove in the kitchen where out food gets prepared daily by candle Chef who is also named Henry."

"I thought you was Henry?" Traveler chick said.

Gregory ignored the talking because he was looking at Travel Chick's boobies and if you don't look at the face the chicks always get mad but then you don't have to listen so this is best for an in-class strategy! The teacher will get mad but you don't have to listen unless you've got a dude teacher and than maybe it still workls if he has moobs which is man-boobs but maybe not if he is thin and pretty like Yaoi!

Flashback to the same point in the storry!

Gregory mouse's clue was shown as a ring of velvet skin like so soft and pleasureful and had a hole right in the middle like a donut of love! It was on the floor! It was for a medical education which the sexy pink Nurse had from her medical school.

Pinklizard nurse said, "This evidence shows of s-x happening as it is a CHICK's HIGHMEN! It has a hole in the middle as made by a pecker but it is not or-l s-x or the dude or chick that was carpet muching would have eaten it! That is what they call 'being eaten' in the sexual education textbooks! The Highmen is also a sacred talisman of all religions women goddess and it is like eating the placenta power!"

They all gathered around for the sacred teachings and pink lizard told them of the marvels of religions where all gods are one god and all goddesses are one goddess and the god is also a shemale mangina moobs and the goddess is also a d-ckgirl hermy futa and thus THEY ARE ALL ONE GOD ALL THE TIME OF ALL RELIGIONS and if this is the truth you know than you can go into any church or temple or moskue or with the order of masons and take it over as all religions belong together in one giant religion! It is done with world peace and total acceptance!

The blood of first p-riod and the blood of first HIGHMEN are sacred of the holy wine and give unconditional love blessings power! This is fertility! All are talismans of great womanly chick power vibes!

Traveler chick said, "Wholly cr-p this is really deep and full of wonderment teaching that can bring us world peace so nobuddy ever is bad again and everyone has plenty of porking becase we eliminate the concept from the brains of all dudes and chicks! No more is a concept of saying no to s-x which is porking ever allowed again as it blocks all true desires! Everyone porks everyone else constantly in the uptopia future and their are NO RESTRICTIONS do to sexual orientatation! Which is not like the orient for you stupid readers who think that orientation has to do with eyes that are oriented sideways for maximum fetish power! That is racist so don't think it! If you read this red font text you get more explaining for the stupids so no more bad reviews becuse everything explained but if you read the extra red text by accident but are smart don't worry and just skip the red text which is explaining from now on."

Now Zombie cat was smarterer so he does a flourish with the hand motions that is really realy fancy and points at the oven he says: "My detective powers conferred on me by Thor have allowed me to deductive what the next clue will be! Detective equals deductive when tect turns to duct, so just like the holy talismans of sacred porking power get gradually bigger and just as a tect (or tech) turns to duct (or duck) we will find a placenta in the oven!"

Everyone astonishes with ohs and ows and ahs like those guys with the hats in those commercials.

Travel chick astonishes: "What is the placena and is it yummy?"

Pink lizard nure says, "It is not yummy for it is powerful with religion! Their is more religion in one placenta that in all the churches, temples, moskues and stonehenge in the whole world of all time! This is medical teachings and the parents save the placenta from birth and use it to rub with ink and make placenta prints and than they eat it all! There are recipes as all mammals eat placena and if human is a mammal then the placenta teachings must not be pushed aside or the foundation of all mammals is threatened with extinction!"

Than next, next they all opened the oven at once and their was a placenta! They're was more noises of astonishment!

"Ah!"

"Oh!"

"Cr-p?"

"D-mn tasty!"

And it was covered with the sauce with the mustard and the horeradish and had the mayonaise from that one "Dixie" place or special ordered over the internet and had apples and pomegranets and pixie fruit and acai berries and three kinds of goat cheese in melted layers! All this was stuffed inside a pig's head and roasted with wakame smells!

Gregory mouse said, "We must re-enact the scene of the crime to discover the exact sequence of events which led to the magazine stash!"

Lizard nurse said, "Becaze of the powerful religion we must give the proper rites, not rights, to all the pieces of the sacred talismans which we must assemble into the mega-zord talisman!"

Zombiecat said, "This is exactly what my deductive teaching tells me through spirit visions and we must solve the mystery! Next chapter maybe or perhaps longer becuz of all sorts of things or maybe right away if you make a photoshop of Quorra in a diaper bikini if I notice and approve!"