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Now the violence gets big with realy sexual beastrapes but inflatable too! Is it beyond you're brain capacity? Is the sexual sexy s-x going with the fast porking and the mysterious warnings for if your no badass than you should cry and make bad reviews you stupid sh-t crap chicksh-t wuss baby! Broken glass bloody hands flesh carved from words too badass racist!
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I tell you the non-warning or not-warning things ABOUT THE STORY after the warning section and let me tell you it will be beyond any coward wuss movie like "Sucker Punch" that only shows the Nazi zombies and not the true hentai yaoi fetish "femmslash" HOT AND HEAVY! Panties always cover the place and that is the coward's way out!
Movie writers make cr-p but than fanfiction comes and writes gold because gold and crap don't mix! This is true for TV television shows too! And the anime and the comics! Writers get government brainwashing censor boards to delete most of the porking and not tell people the true teachings of how utopia everyone porks constantly in the streets! In a perfect world the m-n-j-zz will flow like mayonaise in all sandwiches never!
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Now Gregory House nephew whom I call Artiste from his drawings said most suddenly right than with surprise potential at THE HIGHEST LEVEL he says: "Time for book club or else no buddy will go to school on time tomorrow!"
Everynoe got in the book circle for the book club to discuss the book of that week's assigned book for discussion accept for Candlechef. This is why:
Chef hates the book club! For low and behold it takes a tension away from his cooking!
"No!" said Candle Chef and it stretched on really long with alots of "oo" in it but though it was a big long word it wasn't plural so it wasn't "Noes" but if it had been "Noes" than it could have been confused with "Nose" like on your face and that would had been a pun! This pun has been removed from the storry to punish you!
Candle chef said, "Bookclub is inept!"
Pinklizard nurse says, "No it is ept," in answer!
Chef hits the mirror is rage fist! He shoves the blood off and it drips into mirror cracks and makes magic mirror crack shadows on the wall like that one "femslash" yaoi that maybe you saw! His fists have words and letters carved into them by the mirror cracks and it spells something realy badass!
Chef roared a big laugh and said, "Hear this laugh? This is the laugh of insanity."
Next Candle went into the kitchen to make revenge cooking! But nobody knew it! They were unsuspiciuous! Candlechef was so badass nobody knew how badass he was like a spy or secret agent who keeps secrets and then blows up buildings with one lighter!
Gregory Mouse was the manly leader and so he started by passing around copies of the book which I keep the title mysterious for an other easter egg and if you leave a review to the title that means you found the Easter Egg and you get one point for it but maybe earn more points later from other easter Eggs you were first to mention in reviews!
Traveler chick stands up and gives the first book report and her suit shines with lazer lines and she says, "The hero was going to a bad place but not the back place which is for poop and an-l s-x and fought the monsters and than this guy came there and taught and taught him lots of stuff."
Next Gregory Horror said, "Now the hero he has his power armor for immune to the monsters and it shows off his boobies becaze he looks like a chick but he cuts off his hair without losing his boobies! But than the bunny-girl comes which is like a cat-girl but with bunny ears and her hands are made of hair and her hands grope her bobbies at all times except when her hands squeeze to shoot out the milk from the n-pples which is acid milk and melts buildings or makes bunnygirls explode!"
While every one was talking in the club (they talked alot more than I wrote becuz) their was strange noises from behind the pillar to the side of the room! It was suspicious noises!
Much later Candle chef comes back from the kitchen and he has steaming hot meat on many plates which he balances on his shoulders and the meat is striped black and white in patches! All take the meat becuz they are stupid and don't know the vegan teachings of never eating meat accept sometimes just to get the taste and than spit it out like at those fancy wine tasting parties! Meat makes blue waffle in you're stomach becase herbivoes cannot digest meat! It rots the gut! Only bacteria can digest meat and that is why you don't po-p hamburgers and steaks if you're a meatatarian but only poop farts instead! The gass is from bacteria outgassing amino acids!
Zombie cat suspicions: "What is this meat?"
Every buddy looked suspiciously like in a detective anime or movie!
Gregory Mouse's nephew says, "I am a child of ignorance so I can be forgiven but when I see the white meat and the black meat like that striped it makes me think a certain thought about two continenents and some porking between them!"
Pinklizard said, "No! That thought is racist and it makes you evil but maybe if you promise never to think it again and we should not ask what this meat is ever again becuz it could make us think Racist thoughts!"
Their was no objections becuase everyone was afraid to think racist thoughts so they were afraid and couldn't ask and they looked at each other with eyes of suspicion and mystery and they each thought how horrible everyone else must be for thinking racuist thoughts! Racist thoughts and words make you badass but they also make you evil so it is the epic struggle between badass and evil as both spirituals struggle within the mind and the soul! Maybe evil wins but maybe baddass wins but you can't take the chance if you are white becuz the evil is powerful in whites becaze they have no tribal shaman in their morphogenetic field!
This was according to Master Chef's master plan! No questions would be asked becuz out of the mouths of babes come racist slurs which must always be both forgiven and suppressed! If you talk about it that means you support it and the evil must be stomped out with total refusals to talk!
When the last bite of striped meat disappears the chef says, "Haha you fools for you have eaten two dozens baby pandas! Never has such innocence and kawaii been destroyed in the name of cold and cruel baddass revenge!"
Crying softly echoes throughout the halls in great gouts of greiving grief and running to the walls in all directions to punch mirrors and punch the walls and scream in the great angst of pity emo! This didn't happen though as another discovery astonishes and stop them all in they're tracks!
It is an inflatable sheep of vinyl caress sexy beastrapes! It is not a character like the other video game characters and it does not look like photoshop special effects! Instead it is made of vinyl and is full of air pumped up hard and swollen and has been sprayed with sheep scent to attract! It is like a plastic duck decoy with the green neck that floats on the water so hunters can shoot the real duck! It is not alive but it is not dead like necr-philia becuze it was never alive to begin with!
They all look in it's back place and there they find a hole filled with white pee from X-rated porkings! From their pinklizard teachings they know this time it is not mayonaise! They will never spread it on sandwiches innocently!
The zombie cat says, "This time the X-rated magazines have struck while all here were distracted with book club readings of the chosen book accept Candle Chef which makes him suspicious!"
Candlechef said, "No for each one of us has gone on errands or to borrow more books or to the bathr-om during the time of much discussion! Every suspect here can be suspected and the detective too so every one think that Zombie Cat might be putting a 'red herring' in your mind for misleadings!"
"Sheep are weak!" says Gregory Mouse of Gregory House!
Pinklizard nurse says, "Sheep are weak but we are strong, for we have eaten the forbidden treat of baby panda flesh and get super powers of unpredictable vareity! I feel my power as it owns thru my veins and changes my body!"
And than she had real boobies like photoshop! She got a diaper and taped the diaper across them to catch any milk for she might make lizard milk!
Travel chick was having straight "femslash" thoughts so she winked at pink lizard Nurse with the "gay" wink to signal for porking between two straight hetereosexual girls!