Title: The Kendal Chronicles - Year 7

Chapter: Five

Author: Cyn

Summary: Wedding bells! Ring bearers! And Tuxes! Oh My!

Catergory: UA

Disclaimer: Not real. Lies, I tell you. Complete and utter lies. ;)

Author's Notes: Constructive criticism always welcome. Flame on if you must, but I tend to be fire retardant. Besides, I don't offend easily and I usually just delete what I don't like anyway, so why waste time and energy.

And now, on with the story. . .

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I took the rings down the aisle with Beth as the flower girl. She kept trying to hold my hand, but I wouldn't let her. I don't know if cooties are real, but I'm not taking any chances by holding hands with my stupid girl cousin. I was sorta run-walking when Daddy cleared his throat behind me.

Daddy was giving me that look. The one where he cocks his eyebrow and purses his lips. When he looks at me like that, I know that I'd better straighten up. So, I walked straight. I held the pillow with the rings so that the rings wouldn't fall off. And, even though I didn't hold Beth's hand, I did walk with her and stopped trying to get away from her.

Daddy and DB walked down the aisle together. Papaw and Grandpa met them at the altered. Papaw shook DBs hand and gave him a look like how he looked when Daddy and DB told him they were getting married. Papaw can be kinda scary when he wants to be, but he smiled at DB and stood up next to Daddy. Grandpa stood next to DB. They were all smiley and I smiled, too.

Mommy walked down the aisle with both my G.P.s with her and they gave her away to DF. Mommy was smiling and looked like she was going to cry again. DF was kinda bouncing and looked excited. My Mommy is the most beautifullest mommy in the whole world. And, DF was smiling his biggest smile when he took Mommy's hand. G.P. Leon acted like he didn't want to let Mommy go, but G.P. Hiram pulled him away.

The ceremony was kinda long and I did get bored. My tux was itchy and I wanted to sit down. I yawned once and that's when I looked at Dadddy. I got "the look" from him again. So, I stopped fidgeting and stood still until the end. It was hard, but then everyone was looking at me and DF moitioned for me to come over with the rings. They all took the rings off the pillow and I walked back over to stand next Uncle Puck.

They walked out of the church at the end and everyone threw bread crumbs at them. I don't know why they would want to feed the birds just then, but I don't try to understand any of this anymore.

I go to stay with Nana and Papaw while Mommy and DF, and Daddy and DB went on their Honeymood. I don't know what that is, but whatever. I pretty much stopped trying to figure this all out a long time ago.

So, now my parents are all married. It's not too much different from what it was like before, but now people call Dadddy, Mr. Hummel-Anderson. And, Mommy likes to talk about herself as Mrs. Finn Hudson. I'm still Kendal Hummel, though. I didn't get a new name like everyone else did. I don't know why.

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