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Third POV

One morning Puck came downstairs, bored.

"What's up, Pus brain?" Sabrina asked.

"I'm bored. Not that you would care, Grimm." he said. Then Sabrina got a glint in her eye, one Puck had seen rarely.

"I have an idea." she smiled.

"What would that be?" he asked.

"10 things I'm not aloud to do in Ferryport Landing." she smiled. Puck grinned too and they were on the same page for once, a fun page.

1. I will not tell Sabrina the President of the United States is an Everafter

Grimm!" Puck smiled

What?" Sabrina asked.

I thought it would be important for you to know this, but maybe not..."

What?" Sabrina demanded.

The President? Yeah, he's an Everafter." Puck said, dead serious. Sabrina looked scared, then fainted.

he woke up later to find Daphne fanning her.

What happened?" the little girl asked.

The President's an Everafter." Sabrina told her sister. Daphne looked with concern.

No, he's not. He's regular." Daphne comfirmed.

How do you know?"

Granny told me." Daphne said. Sabrina then stood up. She found Puck and punched him out.

2. It's not polite to ask Jake if he likes "older woman."

Daphne's friend Lou was stopping by. Of course she knew about Everafters and all that. She was curious about something. She went up to Jake to ask it.

"Hiya." she smiled.

"Hi Lou."

"So you're dating Briar, right?" she asked.

"Yes."

"Do you like older woman then, or is it just her?"

3. I'm not suppose to try to convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real.

Sabrina heard arguing from the kitchen when she woke up.

"Yes, he is."

"No, he isn't."

"I have his broomstick."

"Granny told me he isn't!"

"Maybe she doesn't know him."

"She knows every Everafter."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes!"

"What are you ladies talking about?" Sabrina yawned sleepily.

"Puck said Harry Potter's real!" Daphne accused, pointing to the grinning boy.

"Daphne, he may very well be real." Sabrina said, not have doing a joke in a while, even if it was with Puck.

"But it says right here in this book! 'Harry Potter is not real. Broomsticks can't fly. Don't hurt yourselves.'"

"Well there goes that prank." Puck said sourly.

4. Saying "I don't believe in fairies" will not make Puck and his minions die.

Sabrina had had enough of Puck. He had sent his minions after her plus dumped another weird concoction on her. Now he was banging on her door.

"Go away Puck!" she said.

"No. And learn manners." Puck shouted.

"I will when you do!" she screamed. Suddenly there was a loud belch and Sabrina lost it.

"You know what? You are as immature a Peter Pan!" she yelled. There was a buzzing sound a couple pixies came in.

"I do not believe in fairies!" The pixies froze, like they were starring at her.

"Why aren't you dead?" Sabrina asked.

"It doesn't work like that, Sabrina."

"Why not?"

Behind the door, Puck did a facepalm.

5. I will not call Puck Peter Pan.

"Hey, Peter Pan!" Lou called. Puck turned around, his face red.

"What did you call me?" he questioned.

"Oh, I thought you were Peter! Haha..." Lou grinned and started to back away.

"You have 10 seconds to run. I start at 9." And with that Lou ran, Puck chasing after her. Poor Lou...

6. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend their magic ones.

Lou came to a clearing and looked around, making sure no one was there. She then took out a handful of beans and threw them on the ground. Just then, Sabrina walked by and looked at the plants on the ground.

"Lou?"

"Hi Sabrina."

"What is this?"

"Magic. See the plants?"

"What plants?"

"The magic bean plants, growing toward the sky."

Sabrina looked at her sisters friend, and decided upon one thing.

"Lou, you need your head examined."

7. I will not ask Sabrina for make-up tips.

"Hey Sabrina, where does this go. I think it's mascara." Lou asked.

"Uh...on your eye?" Sabrina guessed. A couple seconds later the family was rushing Lou to the ER with a mascara brush in her eye.

8. Puck is not to be compared to anyone.

"Travis!" Lou exclaimed one day. Puck turned to her.

"What?" he asked.

"Travis, that's who you remind me of ." Lou smiled.

"I remind you of someone?"

"Ya. He's sooo good at pranking. You should get some tips from him."

Let's just say Travis didn't prank anymore after that...

9. I will not give Elvis sausages no matter what happens.

"Mom! Oh god, mom!" Sabrina ran out of the kitchen and into her mother. tears were in her eyes.

"Sabrina, honey, what's wrong?" Veronica asked.

"I did something really horrible." she said.

"What?" Veronica asked in a worried voice.

"I-I fed Elvis sausages as a prank on Puck." Veronica stared at her for a moment before yelling, "Everybody out!"

10. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy Mirror.

"Mirror Mirror, count and pout, show me a house stout!" Lou giggled as Mirror's face came in view.

"What was that?" he asked.

"A rhyme! Now show me a house stout."

"But it didn't even make sense!" Mirror protested.

"I also did it to annoy you. Diggly Giggley!" Lou laughed and soon Puck came in, saying more stuff, like "kick bick!" until Mirror just left the giggling kids.

Sabrina sat in a chair when Lou and Puck came down stairs writing something on the list of the 10 things.

"We got them all?" she asked. Lou nodded and Puck grinned.

"What do we do with it now?" Lou asked.

"We put it where everyone can see it." Puck smiled. Now you can see the list in the police office. And people can add to it. Find Ferryport Landing!

Lol! I hope you enjoyed my return!

I thank Athena for the idea and Hermes for the Internet.

Fav Quote: "Lou, you need your head examined." -Sabrina

Question(s) I Would Like You To Answer: What short story should I do next?

Current Shippings: Puckbrina, Dapheter, Waldez (brief visits by Leo coming soon!)

Reviewer of the Chapter: LoveNeverLast-Puckbrina4Life

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