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Jeff Winger wasn't exactly sure what to make of everything that had happened tonight. Halloween since enrolling in Greendale had never been boring and this year kept up the routine of crazy to a t. Britta thought someone was a serial killer in the maker and it turns out that all the members of the study group minus could end up snapping and going insane. The one good thing about this night was the fact Vaughn hadn't been there because he didn't believe in Halloween. Annie had explained how the shirtless hippie thought the holiday promoted violence.

After the party everyone had left for the dance. They seemed to be having a good time dancing and trying to forget the horror stories the others had told. Jeff had joined in until he noticed Annie missing. He had asked Shirley, but she kept muttering about a compass and whore strippers so eventually the ex-lawyer had left to find Annie on his own. There were not too many places she could have gone.

He found in her the study room reading a text book on the couch. With a sigh he went to sit next to her, though not to closely because her story had definitely freaked him out. He liked his eyeballs and intestines exactly where they were. He knew he had been the vampire in her story and the ending didn't sit well with him. For one thing if that had actually happened she would have been the woman he fed off of and two he would be a badass vampire and not some frills wearing douche bag.

"You know too much studying will cause you to turn in to a psycho." He told her before reaching out to pluck the book from her hands before tossing it to the table. "I am doing myself a favor by keeping you as sane as I possibly can. You are one scary story teller did you know that? That gave me the chills and I am not scared of anything."

The brunette turned to face him with a smile on her face. "I scared the big bad Jeff Winger? You know it wasn't really fair that you didn't tell a story. I feel like we all made ourselves look like fools and you and Britta didn't."

"You want a scary story?" He asked and put his arm around her shoulders as he relaxed in his seat. "I'll give you a scary story, but don't go crying to Shirley when it gives you nightmares. So there was this beautiful princess name Lannie. She lived in a castle in some far off land with a name nobody could ever pronounce right. She was locked in a tower and guarded by a giant hackie sack playing dragon named Haughn. The princess tried as hard as she could to escape the dragon, but he kept her as his prisoner with his tacky lines and hippie like charm. He had built a wall of bean bags that nobody could get past. One fateful day a handsome knight happened by her castle. One look at her beautiful face as she called for help out the window and he knew he had to save her. The knight slayed the dragon and showed the head to the princess as a way to prove what he had done. The princess was so happy to be freed that she repaid the knight in ways that you can't hear because they are not Disney safe. End of story."

"Jeff!" Annie cried slapping his arm playfully. "That was gross and not a scary story."

"Did you not hear the part about the dragon?" He countered with a raised eyebrow. "That would give a grown man nightmares."

Rolling her eyes she tried to stifle a laugh. "You suck at telling stories."

He felt slightly offended at her comment. "Like your story was any better vampire girl."

Annie stood up with her hands on her hips. "My story had a bit of everything. It had romance, drama, horror, and a hint of humor tossed in for good measure. What was there not to like about it?"

Jeff didn't move from his spot on the couch. "How about the part where you made me a pansy vampire and ate me? At least tell me that I was a cool vampire and not some Edward Cullen wannabe."

The sometimes over enthusiastic girl had to decency to blush as she looked down to the floor. "I liked the vampire I created. He could be sweet when he wanted to be, but I managed to still make him a monster."

"He was a douche bag." The older man stated with an eye roll of his own. "He wanted her to teach him to read? Come on Annie you could have at least made him a little bit more badass before you ate him."

"Would you rather I made him more like someone from the Fast and Furious?" She teased with a laugh obviously finding her dig at his costume choice hilarious.

Never one to take an insult with class, Jeff huffed and stood up as he motioned to his costume. "I'll have you know that girls love this costume and yes I would have liked your story better had your vampire been manlier and not so Vaughn like."

Annie clucked her tongue which meant she was not pleased with what he had said. "If I wanted my vampire to be like Vaughn then you would know it. Why did you even bring him in to this?"

Jeff quickly tried to make it seem like nothing. "It was the first name the popped in to my mind. Plus I am pretty sure that vegetarians can't be vampires. They drink blood not mint herbal tea."

"What would know about vampires?" The teen girl said with a mocking edge to her tone. "As you said vampires are badass creatures and you Mr. Fast and Furious I wear this to impress girls, you do not fall in to that category."

Upon hearing this Jeff stood up and took the two steps needed to be right in front of her. "Are you saying I wouldn't have what it takes to be a vampire?"

"That is exactly what I am saying." She said defiantly with her chin raised ever so slightly to emphasize her point. She started to back up slowly when he would take a step towards her. Eventually her back hit that of the study table and she could go no further. "You just don't have what it takes to be a vampire. Abed maybe, Troy possible, even Pierce has creepy pervert vampire potential, but not you Jeff."

"I would be the most desirable vampire out there." Jeff told her while reaching one hand up to run his index finger along her collarbone. "I would have girls lining up to have me bite them. Even you little Annie Edison would not be able to resist my charm."

Annie gulped and not out of nervousness either. She could feel her heartbeat speed up as he traced her collarbone. Still, she would not back down. "Well even if you were a vampire I would be a werewolf and eat you so I would win."

"Not until after I had seduced you." He told her as their eyes locked together in one of those long look moments. He didn't have any idea what he was thinking as he lowered his face towards hers.

Annie was frozen as he came in for what would definitely be a kiss. She was not sure if she wanted this or not because she wasn't supposed to want. She was supposed to want Vaughn and not Jeff. Just as his lips almost touched hers, she moved one of her hands which was on the table slightly and heard a ruffling of papers. It was enough to snap them both out of the moment.

"Just admit that I would be a kickass fanger. I'd be like Eric Northman from True Blood." He said hastily moving away from her. He focused on the papers she had picked up to study. "Still worrying about which one of us is the sane one of the group? I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. Being crazy is the new normal. That was really insightful, I should tweet it on Twitter."

"What don't you tweet on Twitter!" Annie said as she easily fell back in to their normal routine. "You better be nice to me Jeff Winger or I could snap at any second and feed you to pack of hungry dogs."

"Well in that case I should be on my best behavior. To do that I am going to be a gentleman and offer you a ride home." He offered her his arm. "My Lady."

"My lord." She practically beamed and took his offered arm. She would have to remember to exclude this part in her story when she told Vaughn about the Halloween party when he called her later to say good night.

Jeff couldn't stop himself from looking back at the pile of papers on the table as they left together. An idea had popped in to his head about how he could get rid of Vaughn and his hippie Annie grabbing hands. All he had to do was get Britta on his side for it to work. It would not be too hard because Britta was easy enough to manipulate if you played your cards right. Abed had said the best way to get rid of him would be by taking the things he cared about away from him one by one. He and two ideas and one of them would work if the other failed. Finally he was going to be rid of that gateway douchebag for good and Annie would be better off because of it.

TBC…

AN: Tonight's Halloween episode inspired this chapter and the next one is kind of based off of this one. It will revolve around Britta and Jeff. I hope that you all liked the Jeff/Annie in this chapter. It just came to me and so I wrote it how it came. I couldn't sleep and well this is what you get from my tired mind. Let me know what you all thought of this chapter. Oh if I post slowly it is because I am going through some personal things and may not have the inspiration or desire to write. I will try to update when I can though.

Please R&R like always!