Naruto Paradise

As I walk through the Village where I pay my rent(friggin' land lord),

I take a look at my team and realize their very plain(porno lovein Kakashi).

But that's just perfect for a ninja like me,

you know I shun fancy things like electricity.

At 4:30 in the mornin' i'm killin' Akatsuki,(guess what? Im eatin? Sharkfin Ramen!!!)

Sasuke does the D rank missions(stupid teme) and Kakashi reads porn, fool

and I've been wearin orange and sayin believe it so long that

even Jiriaya thinks that my mind is gone.

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline,

got a bingo book in my hand and a seal on my stomach,

but if I finish all of my missions, and you finish yours,

then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699.

We've been spending most our lives living in a Ninja Paradise, I got punched by Tsunande(that shit hurts!) once or twice, living in a Ninja Paradise, It's hard work and sacrifice, living in a Ninja Paradise, We sell miso ramen at discount price(thanks old man Teuchi!!), living in a Ninja Paradise.

An council member(they suck ballz!) kicked me in the butt last week,

I just smiled at them, and I turned the other cheek.

I don't really care, in fact I wish him well,

cause I'll be laughing my head off when their burning in Hell.

I ain't never punched a council member even if he deserved it,

a ninja with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of.

I never had bloodline limits, but I got a cool seal,

and my homies agree I really look good eatin veal, fool

If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears,

we haven't even cleaned the hokage faces in 300 years,

But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare,

we're just technologically impaired.

There's no automatic doors, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury, like the Yondaime Hokage, it's as primitive as can be,

We've been spending most our lives living in a Ninja Paradise,

We're just plain and simple guys(shikamaru walks in), killing in a in a Ninja Paradise, there's no time for crack and spice, living in a Ninja Paradise,

We don't fight, we all play nice, living in a Ninja Paradise

Hitching up the biju, killing lots of snakes(u can't say shit u gay snake),

Raised a village on Monday, soon i'll raise a nudder'

think you're really unpredictable?

think you've got an old ass fox in your stomach?(stupid ass fox!)

well I know i'm a million times as strong as U are.

I'm the ninja guy the little Academy students want to be like,

on my knees day and night scoring points for the leaf at night.

So don't be bitchy, and don't be whiney,

or else I might have to get the Hokage(that's gonna' be me!) on your hiney!!!

We've been spending most our lives living in a Ninja Paradise,

We're all crazy genin smokin' spice, living in a Ninja Paradise,

there's no ho's(sorry Ino!) or red light districts(eat that Ero-sennin), living in a Ninja Paradise,

But you'd probably think it bites, living in a Ninja Paradise,

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