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"Britta!" Jeff called out for her as he ran to catch up with her before she disappeared for class. Usually he would talk to her in study group or over the phone, but for obvious reasons he could not about this in front of the others and he was pretty sure Britta would hang up on him once she heard what he wanted. He would have to do this face to face. "I need you to do something for me."

"I am not going to have sex with you." The blond replied on reflex as she took a sip of her post hangover coffee. She really shouldn't have gone out drinking last night, but the temptation had been too much to resist. "And don't even try using the excuse of it would better for the planet. Falling it for me once makes me a fool and twice would make me twice and idiot."

"What?" Jeff asked completely knocked off his train of thought for a few seconds. He shook his head to try and get back on track. He was a man on a mission and for once it had nothing to do with getting someone to sleep with him. "This isn't about you or sex and if we get in to a discussion about all the times you were an idiot we would be here all day long. I need your help dealing with a certain bead wearing pest. I'll give you a hint and say his name sounds the same as dawn."

"Oh no you stop right there Jeff Winger." Britta said as she stopped walking and turned around to face him. "I am not helping you destroy Annie and Vaughn's relationship for a second time. Do you not remember how well that ended last time? We almost lost Annie's trust forever and I had to listen to a three hour long lecture from Shirley about trying to ruin someone's relationship and how I would be burning hell for it. Do you know any man adjectives can be used to describe the fires of hell? I had never known Shirley to be so descriptive."

The ex-lawyer had known getting Britta on his side would not be easy and yet he was prepared to go to all knew lows if given no other choice. Blackmail was the preferred method he would like to use, but a man had to what he must to achieve results. He decided to pretend she had not spoken at all and continued on with what he had been saying. "You know how you want to do what is best for the world? Well getting rid of the hippie would be a good start. It is your fault he is in the group since you dated him first and I demand you help me to get rid of him."

"Oh you demand do you?" She cocked on eyebrow and placed her left hand on her waist. It was clear Britta was getting ready to go in to one of her rants. "You think that just because you were a hot shot lawyer once upon a time that you have a right to-"

This is where he cut her off. "Look before you give me one of your Britta speeches about being a better person I want to make something clear. I have no desire to be a better person. I happen to like who I am and I don't need you trying to play Doctor Phil alright? Remember when I said that we were like Annie's Greendale parents? Well I was wrong-"

This time she cut him off with an eye roll. "It took you this long to admit you were wrong?"

"Just listen to what I have to say before you disagree. I promise that if you listen I'll owe you in the future to back you up for one of your insane moments." He compromised and gave her a look when she opened her mouth to argue, but stopped short. She motioned with her hand for him to get talking since she wanted to get this talk over with as soon as possible and the best way to do that would be by getting it started. "As stated before you and I are not like her Greendale parents. Neither of us sees her like a daughter, but as a really good friend. We are more like her protectors and let's face fact here Annie isn't always the brightest when it comes to real world situations. She is far too trusting and caring for her own good. You and I know how hard the world can actually be on the outside. It is our job to protect her and keep her safe in order to get her ready for the real world."

"Annie is pretty capable of taking care of herself." The blond disagreed. "She got over a pill addiction."

Jeff had a counter attack ready. "Which she got when the stress of the real world became too much for her."

"I would hardly call high school the real world." She mumbled before letting out a long sigh. "Shouldn't we let her make her own choices? Isn't that part of growing up?"

"What's so great about growing up?" Jeff asked as he folded his arms across his chest. "Being an adult is filled with pain and hardship. Why should Annie have to deal with that sooner than absolutely needed?"

Britta was cracking under the pressure he could tell. The way she shifted from foot to foot was a good indicator as to how close she was to agreeing with him. He decided to put the final nail in the coffin so to speak. "Don't you wish you had someone as cool as you and I to watch out for you when you were her age?"

That was all he needed to say in order to have Britta on his side. "Even if I agreed with you what can we do about it? Last time we tried to help it ended up backfiring in our faces."

He uncrossed his arms and pressed his fingertips together. "You don't have to do much. You see we had it all wrong last time. We tried to push her in to another relationship. What we really need to do is make her realize he is not as good as she thinks."

"I'm not having sex with him." Britta told him as she got that how dare you objectify me look in her eye.

"What is your obsession with sex today?" Jeff asked as he wrapped his arm around her shoulder and started to lead her to her class. "I said we wanted to push him away from her not get her upset with us. All I need you to do is get your hands on that little test you forced the group to take. Vaughn will do anything to make her happy and that includes participating in a study you will be conducting. You see we won't have to do anything at all really. The test will reveal what I have known all along and this all we need. Annie likes hard facts and so we will give her some."

TBC…

AN: Still feeling like crap and so this chapter is not the best, but I hope you all like it anyways. The Halloween episode is what inspired this chapter and I hope you all like Jeff's plan. He can be sneaky when the time calls for it. Let me know what you all thought and what you think should happen next.

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