Well I'm back…I give up on getting 5 reviews so I'm just gonna post this chapy…

And to the people who were good enough to review…here are your pies.

And to Michelle: Where is my cookie?

Disclaimer: I don't own Sweeney Todd.

Lovett: Didn't we already do this?

Me: We have to do it every chapter.

Lovett: ok then…

As the Sweeney and Nellie entered the apartment they looked around in awe.

"what's this?" She was pointing at the TV."A TV…"

"what's a TV?" she tilted her head, giving me a blank look.

"ummm…" I had never had to explain television before. "it's a box with moving pictures on it."

"how does it work?" She asked, examining it curiously.

"I'm not entirely sure." I looked into the kitchen where Sweeney was playing with the knifes

"SWEENEY! PUT DOWN THE KNIFES!" I rushed into the kitchen trying to get them away from him.

"No…I like this one…" He was holding up a large chef knife.

Not wanting to anger a crazy person with sharp knifes I said, "ok you can keep it! You and Nellie, sit!" I pointed at the couch.

They both sat down. I sat in a chair across from them. "So you two are really Sweeney and Nellie?" They nodded.

I sighed. "Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett are in my apartment…Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett are in my apartment!" I started giggling "Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett are in my apartment!"

"Yes, boy we have established that!" Sweeney said, snapping me out of my fit.

"Are you ok dear?" Mrs. Lovett asked, Scooting away from my chair.

"Yes I'm fine…This is just abit…different…Well," clapping my hand together, "You need to be educated about the year 2011!"

"2011!" They both yelled simultaneously.

"Yes 2011."

"So we are in 2011?" Mrs. Lovett asked, "As in the year?"

I nodded.

"wow…"

"wow indeed." Said Sweeney.

"anyway, time to start your education about 2011." I stood up…This shall be fun…

"this is the TV." I switched it on. "it shows television programs, like the news, or movies, which are like plays, and shows, which are like short plays."

Nellie and Sweeney nodded, watching Dr. Who.

"This, is a computer." I held up my laptop. "think…a typewriter…except on here you can change words without putting in a new sheet of paper."

They nodded again.

"I'll show you the internet later." I moved on to the kitchen, the curious pair in tow. "this is an oven, like the ones you have Nellie, except you don't have to put wood in it."

"No wood?" said Nellie "that's amazing!"

"I suppose so…this is a microwave." I patted the appliance. "it cooks food very fast, let me show you." I got out some popcorn and put it in the microwave. "now watch." as it popped their eyes widened. I pulled it out and opened it. "have some." they reached into the bag and took some, they chewed slowly.

"It's good." Sweeney said levely

" This," I pointed to the refrigerator as they chowed down on the popcorn. "keeps stuff cool." I pulled 3 cokes out and handed them the drinks. "now do what I do." I opened mine, they did the same. "good…" They sipped their Cokes. Sweeney immediately spit his into my face. Nellie chugged hers down. "More!" she dove into the fridge and pulled out another one, and proceeded to chug it. "that's enough Nellie." I said as I pulled her out of the fridge, took the 2 liter bottle of coke from her hands and closed the fridge. "Now let me show you a movie I like…" I walked back into the living room. My strange pair in tow.

K every body that's it for chapy 2! I wonder what they will think of the movie about them? I wonder what Mrs. Lovett will think when she finds the secret of her pies is known to the world? Tune in next time to find out!