A continuation...
I do not claim Hetalia for my own.
Reply from England
Mrs. Qin,
Interesting, although I'm disturbed a certain fact... I shall have to invite you over for tea sometime. It's disturbing to think I'm related to those dimwits... Always obsessed with pasta! They can't fight either! I will not stand for my relatives to be weak!
Britain
Reply from France
Madame Qin,
Merçi, Madame Qin. It's so... lovely, to have so many siblings. Papa never told me about his papa. Grand-mère was always alone when I went to her house. It never occurred to me that my grand-père was never there. I always thought he was dead. It's not uncommon for a lot of underhanded affairs to go around in my family. I'm not surprised that Rome had slept with her. Now, I'm off to... spread the good news! Au revoir!
France
A Letter from Spain
Señora Qin,
¡Hola! Italy told me you sent him a list of grandchildren of Roma! Gracias, because I have so many new siblings! On the other hand, I can't marry Italy anymore. Abuela told me Abuelo was big and strong, but I never imagined it was Roma!
España
A Letter from Portugal
Senhora Qin,
I am Portugal. Irmão Spain told me about the list. So now I'm brothers with Spain? Not exactly what I expected, but whatever. I find it interesting, so I will set out to meet my new siblings.
The next day, France was going doing various... things. He got into another, "marriage," with Spain, out of, "desperation." Spain, of course, doesn't notice a thing.
Later on, France went and tried to do the same thing to England.
"AWAY YOU FOBBISH TWIT! TOUCH ME AND I'LL CALL THE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL GUARD!" England proclaimed.
"Come on, mon ami, it's just a little game..." France said, creepily.
For the first time in anyone's memory, France failed in a sexual pursuit...
Somewhere else, Italy was running around in happy daze.
"Fratello, calm down! What's this about having new step-siblings?" Romano demanded.
"Signora Qin told me! She said when Grandpa Rome was still around around, he had a lot of affairs with people from places he conquered. I don't really know what that means, but it sounds funny!" Italy said.
The following morning, every country on the list received an invitation to a, "family reunion," hosted by Italy.
Everyone came... but then, a certain person became very angry with another person...
All the while, Qin is laughing her ass off, without busting a lung.