Disclaimer: Hetalia is NOT mine.
While Japan and the other Asian countries were drinking their tea, other issues were going on in Europe.
"Latvia, why are you crying?" Iceland asked.
But he's always crying. And since when is Iceland actively social?
"Sweden's having one of his fits again!" Latvia cried.
In the other room, Iceland heard Sweden was being angry with Finland... quietly, of course.
"You are the wife, therefore you must listen to everything I say. Shut up, while I try to take the rest of them." Sweden said.
"But you're gay! And you think I'm a girl! How does that work?" Finland said, frantically.
"Back to business, da?" Russia said, with his usual creepy smile.
"I helped you in a lot of hard times, when I was living in your house. So, in return, you must give me something in return. You will join our family. This way, I will become the strongest country. My son Sealand is a failure anyway." Sweden said.
"BROTHER IS MINE!" Belarus cried.
"I don't want to join your family... it makes Latvia sad." Ukraine said.
Sweden became angry, though it wasn't quite apparent. Belarus, in order to "protect," her brother, she tackled Sweden, and almost ripped his shirt to shreds, and cutting into his skin. Ukraine cried for her to stop, but then Latvia came in to see if Sweden had stopped his fits, but instead, Russia threw him into the ball of chaos between Belarus and Sweden. Belarus blames Latvia for the eventual burning of Sweden's house. Stupid Latvia. |t's always your fault.
Back at the tea party of the Asian countries, Japan got a phone call.
"Yes? Osaka, are you pulling my leg again? I never..." Japan said, before his face reddened.
"What is it, Japan?" India asked.
"Apparently, I have a son, named Ryukyu... I don't know the mother is..." Japan said.
(TO BE CONTINUED)