Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.
(Back to what we saw earlier: Chibitalia crying, and flying through the air, after being kicked by Japan.)
"I'm just a little kid! How could Japan kick me like that? He needs to eat a little pasta, and lighten up. I just wanted to play with that little boy..." Chibitalia said, covering his wounds.
In the house of Japan...
"Ryukyu, while you are still young, you need to focus on advancing your studies, so that you can have more time for music when you're older." Japan said.
"You can go a little easy on him! Let him run around and play, for once. At least, let him play video games in his room, or use his computer." Taiwan said, trying to defend her son.
"Absolutely not! Everyone knows what happens when children start using the Internet at a young age... Yaoi may be made in my country, but that does not mean I approve!" Japan said.
Ryukyu then went to his room, wondering what the Internet was.
Meanwhile, at England's house...
Blood was everywhere, and France loomed over England with a frenzied look. France had slept with just about every other country, without them knowing. Now he had cornered England.
"Come on, Angleterre, you know you want to..." France said in a blatantly pedophile-ish voice.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT! I DON'T WANT TO BE RAPED!" England said, kicking France's exposed vitals with heeled dress shoes, which apparently had no effect.
I know, I'll turn France into a girl, who will then flee, because I will rape HIM, and be rid of him forever... England thought.
Whipping out his magic wand, he screamed, "GENDERBEND!"
Only to find out the wand was pointed the opposite way. Typical England. Always screwing up magic.
While the spell was executed correctly, it backfired. LITERALLY.
There, a long-haired, red-faced, blonde girl sat, in men's clothes many times too big.
"Ah... this will be even better..." France said.
"NOOOOOOO!" England screamed, as France succeeded in his lifelong goal.
Afterward, while leaving England's house, France muttered to himself, "Ah... that felt good... Who shall I go after next...? AH! I know who! That damn Hungary!"
In Hungary's, or should I say Austria's, house, Hungary sat with a small baby, being continually pinched on the cheeks, despite its rather obvious protests, in her lap. No, this is not her child. You'll see why...
"Ah... That was SO easy. Prussia, you're way better off as a baby. Those magic lessons from Romania and Norway definitely paid off... (Sixth sense kicks in) Wait, it seems that France actually got to England... He was terrible at magic anyway. I CAN FINALLY REPLACE HIM." Hungary said.
Hungary, knowing how the Genderbend spell worked properly, turned herself into Mangary and France into a girl again. Mangary was quite aware of his transformation. However... France was blindsided by the spell, completely unaware he had become a girl, because his clothing sizes didn't change, as his clothing is highly androgynous.
France walked into Hungary's room, and was surprised to find a man there instead.
"If that's Austria, you look oddly like Hungary." France said.
"I am Hungary." he said, wickedly.
France, at once knowing what had happened, began running, but the door was locked.
Hungary grabbed France, who kicked and screamed, and threw him on the bed.
Hungary had done the unfathomable. Raping France in such a position that he would object.
"NON!" France screamed, before being overtaken by Hungary.
To be continued...
I may have to finish this at the climax of the Ryukyu-Chibitalia story...