Ignisha: Second chapter on and going!

Eva: Hurray, more of this humiliation...

Ignisha: Actually, you don't appear until the 6th chapter!

Eva: WHAT!

Naruto: Sooo, it's just me and Ero-Sennin?

Ignisha: Pretty much...

Naruto: NOOOOO-

Of the Past: Vampires and Foxes

Chapter Two: The Three T's! Traveling, Training, and Talking?

Naruto sighed as he walked through the path alongside of Jiraiya.

"Oi, this is your 30th time sighing since we left Konoha, kid..." Jiraiya began, before yelling, "AND WE'RE NOT EVEN A MILE AWAY!"

"Oh yeah! How would you like it when you're just suddenly banished from your own home, tebayo! Oh yeah... YOU CAN'T! Cause you're one of the Sannin, tebayo ...!" Naruto yelled back sarcastically. "Oh sure, you can come and go a you please, and there's nothing we can do to change that, tebayo!"

"What! You think being one of the Sannin is easy? Well tough luck kid! Being one of the Sannin means you're being expected to work! Meaning, you don't have the luxury to sit back and relax and watch all the babes play with each other!" Jiraiya yelled back as Naruto glared. "At least you're not the one having some stupid demon thing inside of you! Oh sure, whenever something bad happens, let's blame the Kyuubi Kid! And then everything will go all fine...! Well it doesn't, tebayo!" Naruto yelled at the top of his lungs.

A tick mark appeared on Jiraiya as the two argued more and more.

(Later...)

*Tock*

Naruto sighed as he lowered his head under the onsen. It was pure luck that the two idiots found one in the middle of the road, seeking a place to stay. Ironically, this is the place where the canon Naruto and his team stay in two years time, lol.

"Ooheeheehee...!"

Naruto burst out of the water, glaring at his perverted master as the old man looked through the wall separating the girls and boys side of the onsen. "Oohhohoho, so many oppai... (oppai means breasts in Japanese)! Ohahahaha!"

Naruto groaned as he tried to silence the noise of the pervert as he silently went to sleep.

(Dream)

"Huh...? Where am I...?"

Naruto looked around as he walked through the village. The village around him was made weirdly, since instead of concrete and bricks, it used straws and mud. Walking more and more, he witnessed as a few people buying, laughing and talking to each other with great happiness. He watched confused as he noticed one little girl hiding behind the trees in the forest.

He watched as the girl bit her lip before turning around and running off.

That was the last thing he saw before...

"Oi! Naruto! If you stay in there too long, you're going to get dizzy!"

Naruto groaned as he opened his eyes lazily. Getting onto his feet, he watched as Jiraiya left he onsen. Feel in his face growing red, Naruto quickly left the baths.

(Later...)

"Neh, Ero-Sennin?"

"Stop calling me that! But what?"

"What do you know about a different world?"

Jiraiya turned to him with a confused face. "What? Where the hell did that come from, Naruto?"

"Mmh, well, I had this weird kind of dream, tebayo! And there were these people and weird houses made out of straws and mud, and then, well... that was it, I guess...?" Naruto asked. Jiraiya stared at Naruto with a stupefied face. "Naruto, think! If there was such a thing as another world, wouldn't we have already heard of it?"

Naruto blinked. "I... guess you're right... Hmm... Demo na, it felt so real, tebayo...!" Naruto let out in an annoying voice as Jiraiya sighed. "Must'a been one heck of a dream then, huh?"

"I just said that, baka Ero-Sennin!"

"I told you not to call me that, didn't I!"

(Later that night...)

Naruto tossed and turned as his eyes started squinting. He gritted his teeth at the sight he was seeing in his dream. Unconsciously, Kyuubi's Chakra started seeping out as Naruto's anger started peaking. Jiraiya frowned, seeing the boy starting to bubble in anger. He sighed, thinking about what to do tomorrow.

(Next morning)

"Neh neh, Ero-Sennin, what are we doing today, tebayo?" Naruto asked as the two walked.

"Huh?"

"Datte date, you told me we were gonna work on something incredible today!" Naruto said as Jiraiya blinked. "Oh yeah, I did, didn't I?"

Naruto face-faulted as Jiraiya kept walking. "You baka Ero-Sennin...!"

(Later...)

Naruto dropped his bag as Jiraiya faced him. "Alright, first things first, we have to have you work on this one thing you completely suck at."

Naruto blinked. "Suck at? What's that?"

Jiraiya sighed. Pointing at Naruto, he said, "Genjutsu!"

"Ah...!"

"Think, the Uchiha are known for their Sharingan right?"

"Right..."

"Now, what does the Sharingan do besides copying Jutsu?"

Naruto thought for a bit, thinking through the times he's seen Sharingan. "Eeto... I dunno, follow movement...?"

A tick mark appeared on Jiraiya's forehead. "Seriously, he had an Uchiha as a teammate and Kakashi who had his own Sharingan and yet, he has no idea what a Sharingan can do!" "No you buffoon! Uchihas are famous for their Genjutsu!"

"Genjutsu...?"

"Yeah! You now, illusionary techniques! Jutsus that are able to make you go wacko with just one look in the eye!" Jiraiya yelled, pointing at his own eye to emphasize. "Uchiha Itachi is most known for his Tsukuyomi technique, able to break your mind in a second!"

Naruto gulped as he gripped his head.

"Over the next few weeks, we're going to train in the art of Genjutsu, but if worst comes to worst, we're going to train you how to dispel yourself from it, got it!"

"Hai, Ero-Sennin!"

(Meanwhile...)

Figures appeared on rocks as the hologram with spiky hair spoke up. "It would appear that the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi has been banished from his own village..."

"Eh? Why'd they do that for, hmm?"

"Deidara, you idiot, obviously the Kyuubi was too much for the village so they did the next best thing, since if they kill the Jinchuuriki, the Bijuu will come out, so they banished him." The figure said with a lowly gruff voice.

A tall figure gazed at the lone hologram with red eyes. "What are you going to do, Itachi? The Kyuubi is, after all, your target, is he not? Plus, I heard that your little brother was the source of why he was banished..."

"..." Uchiha Itachi stayed silent.

The figure next to him, carrying a large sword, said, "Mah mah, don't worry about it, Kakuzu-san. We'll find a way to track the Kyuubi brat down..."

One of the figures with Venus Fly Traps on his sides spoke up. "Careful though..." "I heard that Jiraiya of the Sannin is with him..."

"... So... Jiraiya is with the Kyuubi..." The spiky haired one, obviously the leader, spoke out. "This should be interesting..." He said as he opened his rippled eyes.

Ignisha: And end!

Eva: You said I wouldn't be appearing until after the 5th chapter!

Ignisha: I did...?

Naruto: Yep...

Ignisha: Oh... well... I lied! ^^

Eva: *Tick* DIE!

*BOOM*

Ignisha: You'll never catch me!

Naruto: Err, wait for the next chapter, I guess...

Eva: COME BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!