Kisa: Sweet! 5 Reviews on only the first chapter! Guess your not so bad at writing yaoi as you thought huh Meg?...Meg?

Meg: (sobs) I'm soooo haaaaaaappppyyyyy! You like my story and it's only just started!

Kisa: O.O;

Meg: (coughs) anyway, I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to proceed with chapter 2, but since it worked so well with chapter 1, I'm just gonna go with my gut and just let my hands write what they want to.

Kisa: (taps fingertips together evilly) let the fun begin…

Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh, I do however own Marie. She's my own crazy little creation. =^^=

"Whatta'ya mean yer takin me to yer house! Who the hell is Marie! Why are you looking at me like that?" Joey screamed (all in one breath, quite impressive actually) And plastered himself against the side of the car he was sitting on to be as far from Kaiba as he could. Kaiba was smirking at him in a way he had never seen before. It was darker and more sinister than the look he got when he was going to duel Yugi. It told of horrors the young blonde could not begin to comprehend, all heading straight for him in the near future.

The younger boy scrambled against the door handle, hopelessly jiggling it and tugging it as if the lock would suddenly give way. Kaiba chuckled, amused by his puppy's antics to escape.

"You heard me pup. We'll go to the mansion and get you dry clothes. If you're a good boy I'll even get you a dog treat out of the cupboard." Kaiba grinned evilly at the furious look on Joey's face,

"Would you quit it with the dog talk already? I'm not a freakin mutt, im a human being! Much more than I can say about you!"

Kaiba rolled his eyes. If he let petty insults like that get to him he would not have gotten as far as he had today. His lip twitched happily when he saw them pull through the Kaiba mansion gates. He pressed a button on his side of the car, and a large awning folded out of the front of Kaiba mansion. That would keep them form being drenched with rain all over again when they entered. His poor puppy's nose was already turning a raw red with cold.

"Well Wheeler, we're here. Get out." Kaiba glanced to his victim-er-object of interest who looked like he was ready to bolt as soon as the other door opened. Kaiba was careful though, and only unlocked his side. If Joey tried to run when he got out he could easily catch him.

"I aint goin nowhere wit you!" Joey snapped, pressing himself further against the cool glass of the limo. "How the fuck do you think it's okay to KIDNAP me out of the blue like this! You hate me remember?"

Kaiba stared at him for a moment, and just when Joey thought he'd broken through to him,

"Are you coming or what?"

Joey groaned and hid his face in his knees. It went against everything he stood for to take Kaiba's offer to go inside. He hated the guys guts! Or…at least he thought he did. He was always calling him a dog, or good for nothing. But even so, he had helped Yugi and the rest of the gang out a trouble before. When it suited him anyways. Tristan even told him that when he had his soul taken by Dartz, Kaiba had caught him before he could fall off of the other boys back.

Still, Kaiba had to know his strange random act of kindness was going to be met with suspicion.

'I might not HATE the guy,' Joey thought to himself in a huff, 'but I sure as hell ain't gonna like him.'

The blonde blinked when he felt something foreign slide underneath his knees and around his back, lifting him and carrying him out of the car while he was amidst his inner tirade. Kaiba walked past the driver without a second glance, carrying Joey bridal style in his arms to the house. The driver certainly looked confused but once again did not question it.

Joey could not even utter the words to express his anger and confusion. The bastard was CARRYING him like a GIRL into his HOUSE!

"Get the hell off of me you Goddamn prick!" The younger boy flailed, swinging arms and legs wildly to hit something, anything on Kaiba's person. You would think having such a close target would make it easy. This is not so. If anyone's been carried bridal style, you should know it's hard to balance yourself to and use that to swing at who's carrying you. Plus there's the fact that if you DO hit them, they'll probably drop you…

"Easy now pup," Kaiba said softly, "You'll hurt yourself."

Too confused and angry to hear how gentle Kaiba's words were, Joey continued to squirm in his arms until he was placed dumped on the floor upon entering the mansion. Hey, one step at a time, Kaiba still needed to assure Joey that he wasn't completely insane.

"Oof- what the hell man?" Joey glared up at him, rubbing his backside ruefully.

Kaiba ignored his complaints and turned the the security guard stationed at the fornt door.

"Send Marie into the second floor bathroom, in my wing. Tell her I have a project for her."

The guard bowed and walked away all soldier like. Joey liked to refer to it as 'Walking like a pole was shoved up your ass." Kaiba called it walking with proper posture.

The blonde picked himself up off the ground, and took a look around at his current surroundings. He felt his jaw drop.

As much as he hated to admit it, Kaiba had some pretty nice digs here. There was a large staircase leading straight to the second floor, and Joey briefly thought to himself 'what I wouldn't give to slide on a cookie sheet down THAT thing..'

Fancy art decorated the walls of rich cream color, the carpeting a deep red. A large crystal chandelier however hung above them. It's thousands of tiny prisms sparkled in the warm lighting, but the sharp glass point glared ominously down at them.

"Stop gawking Wheeler, you look even more idiotic than usual." Kaiba said, suddenly grabbing joey by the wrist roughly and dragging him towards the stairs. Joey gave the chandelier a nervous look as they passed under it, but once the danger was gone, his anger kicked in once again.

"Where the hell are ya takin me now?" he shouted incredulously, the eldest Kaiba had a vice like grip, and no matter how much Joey tugged against it would not release.

Kaiba once again ignored him, and continued to lead the blonde puppy down a series of hallways until they reached a large oak door. Kaiba pushed through it as if it could have been normal plastic, and let Joey gape once again at the incredible bathroom in front of him.

Kaiba smirked when the pup's eyes (well the undamaged one anyway..) once again turned to the size of dinner plates. The bathtub was at least ten feet long and 5 feet wide, the pearl white tile shining in the bright light invitingly. Oh yes, Seto imagined they'd be spending a lot of time together in there once things got started.

There was a plethora of warm fluffy towels hanging on the wall, organized form small washcloths to large body sized towels. Kaiba grabbed one of the medium sized ones when he turned to find the puppy missing from the spot Kaiba had left him.

The CEO was afraid that Joey had tried to run again, when he saw the glass capsule like door of the shower close around the mutt. It was one of those showers that had purposefully fogged glass, and a around cylinder shape. Which explained why the blonde boy did the following…

"Beam me up Scotty!" Joey shouted, pumping a fist in the air as if he were about to take flight.

Kaiba stared at him like he was absolutely mad when the pup sheepishly climbed out of the shower a moment later.

"Heh, couldn't resist." Joey said absently, rubbing the back of his neck. It was almost as if he had forgotten just who he was talking to. His cheeky little grin made Kaiba's stomach do back-flips.

On the outside though, Kaiba gave an irritated sigh, and without another word engulfed Jeoy's head in the towel and ruffled it around.

"Ow- hey-that –hurts dammit!" Joey's slightly muffled voice came form beneath he fluffy towel. While his eyes were blocked form view, Kaiba gave himself the luxury of giving the little pup a fond smile, before he replaced it once again with his cold scowl, and stopped his tousling for a moment. Joey pulled his head up with a gasp for air, and glared at the CEO.

"I can dry off my own hair if ya don't mind, prick!" He snapped, and Kaiba smirked.

"Really? Because it looked like you were more keen on playing around than actually taking care of what I actually brought you over here for."

Joey's cheeks flushed a little in embarrassment, and he touched the towel on his head. It really was soft, and warm, like it had just come out of the dryer. He subconsciously held it up to his left cheek, so It brushed against his injured eye gently. It was a soothing touch, and made it feel better.

The only thing that bugged him about this, was WHY Kaiba was letting him touch the towel, and WHY he let him come into his home..

"What are ya doin this to me for huh?" Joey asked quietly, glaring at the wall because Kaiba's smug looking face pissed him off.

Kaiba's face, however, wasn't so smug at the moment. More like thoughtful.

'It isn't part of the plan but...' Kaiba thought to himself 'maybe I could give him a hint. Knowing the puppy we could be at this game forever otherwise.'

Slowly, so as not to alarm Joey, Kaiba reached out a steady hand. Joeys attention was focused in another direction, so Kaiba was able to brush his fingertips against a blonde lock of hair hanging in front of the bruised skin of joeys left eye. Joey twitched in surprise, but to Kaiba's astonishment, didn't pull away when said CEO pushed the hair behind the puppy's ear, and let his fingers trail against the wound. So lightly it almost tickled the sensitive skin.

Joey winced at the feeling, but found that it was not altogether a bad feeling. In fact it felt sort of…nice. For a split second, Kaiba felt his heart stop when it looked like Joey was going to lean into his touch.

That was when the spell broke on Joey with a rather rude snap, and he realized just what he was doing. He scrambled away from Kaiba with a scandalized look on his face,

"W-what the hell Kaiba?" He seemed to be asking him that a lot lately.

However, Kaiba didn't have a chance to explain, when I overjoyed high pitched squeal erupted from the entrance to the bathroom.

Both boys turned to see a young woman, probably in her mid twenties, with magenta colored hair cut just above the shoulders. She was wearing a modest looking maids uniform, ending just above the shins, but her white sleeves puffed a little at the shoulders. It looked like something out of a shoujo manga.

"Oh please, don't mind me you two, go on, go on!" she chirped, making a 'go' motion with one hand while the other held her pleasantly flushing face.

Kaiba felt his composure slip for just a split second 'Shit, she wasn't supposed to see that yet!' However, he shook himself out of his surprise. If the puppy saw him nervous, he would no doubt become uneasy again himself. He needed to appear in control at all times.

Besides, perhaps having an ally would have it's uses.

"Wheeler, this is Marie. My head Maid." He gestured towards the chipper woman, and started to walk past her, leaving Joey, completely bewildered, at her mercy.

"Marie, help the mutt find something suitable to wear until we can get his clothes dry. And do something about his hair too. Just because he lives like a mutt, doesn't mean I'll let him appear like one at my dinner table."

"Yessir Master Kaiba sir!" Marie saluted happily, practically bouncing in place, while Joey glared daggers at Seto's retreating back. He didn't need some weirdo maid's help getting dressed. Although finding the rooms where the clothes were could be helpful…

Once Kaiba was gone, Marie squealed again and bolted for Joey, enveloping him in a hug, and spinning him around in a hyperactive circle,

"Oh my god! I always thought maybe it was possible that he was, but I never thought he'd have one of his own!" She cried out, while Joey helplessly tried to pry her arms form around him.

"What the heck are you talking about, lady" the blonde gasped with difficulty. She seemed nice enough, but GEEZ.

Marie stopped spinning him and held him at arms length, looking at him with something close to pride,

"You're Seto Kaiba's little uke!"

Joey continued to stare at her blankly as she pranced around the room, babbling to herself of how perfect they were, and how cute it would be if they did this. Just what did she mean by him being Kaiba's 'receiver', what the hell was that supposed to mean?

"Oh, im truly so happy for you!" Marie clasped his hands in hers, and Joey nervously leaned back as her eyes literally sparkled at him, "Having a seme like Kaiba, you are truly a lucky young man!"

Kaiba, an 'attacker', huh, well at least that sounded about right.

"Look, I don't know what your going on about, crazy lady," Joey started awkwardly, "but I appreciate the concern I guess." She seemed like a nice girl, and it appeared as though her heart was in the right place…

Marie paused and suddenly a cat like grin crept on her face, and she snickered.

"Ahhh, I see how it is," she patted him on the shoulder consolingly, "Still just a tadpole, not quite a frog yet huh? Well don't you worry sweetie, if you have any questions, just come ask me kay? I wanna help, honestly I do!" Joey gave her a nervous look when her eyes once again gave a dangerous glint.

Yes, Marie's heart was definitely in the right place. She was just out of her freakin mind.

Before Joey could put any more thought in this statement, however, Marie had grabbed him by the hand and was leading him out of the bathroom at mock 2 speed. Next thing he knew, he was in another large room, with a four poster bed beckoning him with warm blankets and super soft pillows to curl up on. He turned away though, and watched bored while Marie literally tossed a number of clothes out of a walk-in closet full of suits, and managed to work her way in all the way to the back.

"Nope, too big….Out of date…too dark…too light…too casual…" Marie murmured to herself, while she searched for the perfect out fit for her knew 'charge'

Joey sighed exasperatedly, and decided the best thing he could do at the moment was let her get on with it and just rest his legs. Women, even when they were getting others ready they took forever..

He sat on a leather love seat, propping his legs up on the expensive coffee table just to spite Kaiba. Served the bastard right for kidnapping him. Making him endure fluffy towels. Making him get dressed in nice warm clothes, even though he was perfectly content with shivering in the developing chill he was getting. Probably was gonna force 4 star food down his throat too. Just wait until he told the police….

…Even in Joey's head It sounded ridiculous.

He gave a frustrated groan and let his head fall back on the head rest of the love seat. Kaiba had him trapped, no doubt about it. No matter how hard he tried to explain, it would appear as if Kaiba had taken Joey in for his own good and kept exceptionally good care of him. Compared to what his own father anyway.

At the thought of the older wheeler, Joey placed a hand over his eye. The vision had gone blurry in that eye hours ago, but that usually happened with a black eye. It would get better in time. All he was worried about was how Yugi and the rest of the gang would take it.

"AHA!"

Marie's sudden outburst of triumph made Joey jump, and he blinked when the woman came rushing out of the closet, thrusting the outfit into his arms and pulling him off of his seat.

"Perfect perfect perfect! Go try it on, I'll be out here if you need help!"

Without waiting for a reply, she shoved him into the walk in closet, which he discovered had a full-length mirror inside, and audibly clapped her hands in excited glee.

Joey glanced at his reflection ruefully,

"How da heck do we get mixed up in stuff like this huh?" He asked himself, before shaking his head and pulling the outfit on him.

Marie squealed for the umpteenth time that day when he emerged. "Oh you look so handsome! reat work Marie!" she gave herself a little pat on the back.

Joey looked down at himself dully. He was wearing tan corduroy pants with a white button up shirt and a red blazer. A black tie was supposed the complete the look but it was draped around his neck. He had never really learned how to tie one, and he scratched the back of his neck embarrassed.

Marie didn't comment on it however, because she stepped forward before Joey could even asked and started tying it for him, smoothing out the creases in his jacket as she went.

"..I really am glad you're here Mr. Wheeler."

"Just Joey," Joey said with a wince, "Mr. Wheeler's my pops."

She smiled up at him, "Joey then. Like I said, I really am grateful hat you're here."

Joey chuckled, scratching at his nose idly, "Well y'know, I'm not here of my own free will. Yer boss kinda kidnapped me."

"Even so." Marie added softly, finally pulling the tie firmly but not enough so it would choke the poor boy, "I think Master Kaiba needs you more than even he knows…"

Joey blinked down at her, confused, "eh?"

Marie shook her head though, once again an enigma, "Mm, nothing! I'll wash and dry your clothes while your eating. I bring you down to the dining room before I go."

And once again, Joey was dragged behind the whirlwind that was the head maid, and deposited in front of yet another pair of giant oak doors.

She gave him a little push in the back, offering him a friendly smile, "Off you go then!"

With that, she skipped off to hell knows where in the gigantic house.

Joey took a deep breath, oddly exhausted after only being with the girl for 10 minutes. He gave the doors in front of him a calculating look before finally he summoned his courage and pushed them open.

I'm surprised with myself, I'm not normally so satisfied with two chapters in a row. Maybe I've just been getting writing build up. Anyways, hope you enjoyed the second chapter!

Kisa: (grins) we're slowly working our way up to the good stuff (cackles)

Me: O.O;

Joey: And we're introducing Marie, 'parently she's gonna play a big part in the story, so we hope ya like her. Say g'bye Marie, (waves Maries hand for her.)

Marie: G'bye Marie!

Seto: Read and review, or I wont sexually harass Joey in the next chapter!