AN: Thanks for the reviews for the last chapter! And if you have an idea and want me to attempt it, pm and I'll see what I can do!
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[The Five, Alex and Tom, and Harry, Ron and Hermione in a cell]:
Alex: Damn. Of course they had to take all my gadgets.
Ron: And our wands.
Harry: And anything else of use.
[The Five smile]
Tom: Why are you guys smiling?
[Raincloud forms in cell]
Alex: Thanks for that. We all know that the wet will just make this cold cell even colder, and what do you do? Make rain.
Scarlett: Better than what you can do.
Alex: Oh yeah?
[Alex punches the wall]
[Giant cracking noise]
[Alex's wrist is bent backwards]
Alex: Oh, shit...
Harry: I defeated the darkest wizard ever when I was one!
Alex: Yeah well I saved the world like five times!
Matt: With a bunch of gadgets.
Alex: So? You might save the world, with four other people!
Jamie: Yeah but us four are pretty damn awesome.
Pedro: Uhuh.
Ron: Five is a crap number. Three is the best.
Alex: I still beat all of you! There is only one of me!
Scott: We have cool powers.
Ron: And we have cool wands.
Alex: I have a cool stun gun thumb.
[Pokes Ron with thumb]
[Ron faints]
[Hermione and Harry advance on Alex]
Alex: Oh boy. Bad idea. I'm going to go now…
Scarlett: You know the worst part of the Five? I am the only girl.
Hermione: I know what you mean.
Sabina: I don't mind it so much… Alex is pretty hot.
Hermione: I'd say the same about Harry but…
Scarlett: Yeah, I get what you mean. Besides, I bet any of the Five will be way too mature for this sort of thing.
Sabina: I dunno… You could get a fivesome…
Scarlett: …
Hermione: …
Scarlett: Eww.
Sabina: They aren't that bad looking.
Hermione: …
Scarlett: … Still eww.
[Harry, Ron and Hermione, and the Five, watch Alex beating up some bad guy]:
Scott: He shows off a bit.
Jamie: Yeah… Does he really need to make it so dramatic?
Ron: And can't he just collapse already? He's showing us up!
Matt: We should really do something to make him slip up.
[Harry raises wand]
Harry: Literally? Slipenius Upindem.
[Alex falls over]
[Bullet flies where Alex's head was]
Matt: Damn.
Scott: Show off.
[Various people with Jerry too… going BASE jumping]:
Jerry: So make sure you don't open the chute too early, or you'll die.
Ron: So you're here to reassure us then?
[Jamie looks over cliff edge]
Jamie: Hey Matt, you think when I jump you could keep me from dying?
Scott: What he said.
Matt: I'm gunna die, aren't I?
Jerry: It's a possibility. Who wants to go first?
Jamie: Go, Pedro, go!
[Pedro goes]
Jamie: … Woops.
[All look over edge]
Harry: Why don't we keep this for another day?
Hehe that was so bad it's funny… and for some reason Alex ends a lot of these… ahh well. You like my spells? (Yeah, truly awful but like I care…)
So please tell me what you think.
Until the next,
Cait
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