Here's s'more. I own zilch, as always.
Ok, these are courtesy from my friends at school. Well… random people who said the stuff and didn't notice I was listening. Well only the first 2 are.
[Alex and SAS man]:
[SAS man wears camouflage]
SAS man: Right, Rider. I'm special officer Mallone and-
Alex: Who said that?
[Jack amongst SAS men]
[Jack sees very hot guy]
Jack: Hey, want to come back to my office?
Hot guy: …You don't have an office.
Jack: Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
Hot guy: …but you don't….
Jack: How would you know?
Hot Guy: This is the SAS training camp… you don't get offices here…
Jack: …
Hot guy: …
Jack: …
Hot guy: …
Jack: … I'm gunna go…
Jamie: So this is Alicia. And Danny, her son.
Danny: Hey.
Alicia: Hi, great to meet you guys.
Jack: Woo! Americans! I just love America. England is nothing compared to it.
Alicia: I know!
Jack: High Five!
[HighFives]
Alicia: So…
Jack: Want some tea?
Alicia: Love some!
Jack: You ever get worried that the fate of the world rests in the hands of various teenagers?
Richard: I do, I really do.
Jack: Especially seeing as Alex hasn't yet done the teenage rebellion; imagine him waking up one morning and coming face to face with a crazed pyromaniac who wants to burn the whole world up and Alex just tells him to piss off.
Richard: I was more thinking of the Five and their rebellion… objects flying everywhere, people doing crazy things, tornadoes in England and blizzards in Spain, people being healed…or not being healed….
Jack: Pretty much a lot of chaos.
Richard: Oh, forgot about him. Yeah he'll be loving it.
Jack: …
Jack: I meant as in chaos the word.
Richard: …
Richard: Well that too…
Richard: Hey, Pedro, how can you abuse your power?
Pedro: Huh?
Jack: Yeah, you know Matt can send everything flying, the twins can make people do whatever they want them too, Scarlett can make freak weather happen, but what about you?
Pedro: …
Matt: 'Cause that's the point of the powers…
Jack: It's no fun if you can't abuse it.
Jamie: Right… 'cause these powers were given to us because we didn't get enough fun…
Alex: Oh yeah. They were given to you Five because you couldn't defeat a monkey, hummingbird, spider and a couple of other things by yourselves.
Matt: …
Jamie: …
Scott: …
Pedro: …
Scar: …
Scott: They are a bit bigger than the normal ones…
Scar: Uhuh, I'd like to see you drown the spider.
Alex: Give me a massive bath then sure thing.
Jack: You'd need a huge plughole.
[Everyone looks at her]
Jack: What? You would.
Ginny: You know Voldemort?
Ron: No, Ginny, of course we don't.
Ginny: …
Ginny: What does it mean?
Harry: …
Ron: …
Ron: It's a name…
Hermione: If I am correct, it's French, meaning literally 'Flight from death'.
Harry: Flight from death? Bit pretentious, saying he's 'above' death.
Ginny: Totally.
Ron: Thinks very highly of himself, huh.
Hermione: Well he does have good reason to…
Ron: But still… getting people to call him Flight from Death…
Harry: ...Isn't that the point of the name?
Ron: …
Ron: Still conceited...
Ron: What would happen if Jamie died?
Scott: He'd get buried.
Jamie: …
Scar: They'll be a funeral at some point.
Ginny: We could have it black themed…Black flowers, dark chocolate brownies, black forest gateau…
Scar: I'll pick perfect music.
Matt: We wouldn't have to have suits would we?
Ginny: Nah, just black clothes. I could help you pick some cool ones.
Jamie: I hate to rain on your parade…or funeral plan… but I am still alive.
Ginny: Oh, yeah.
Scar: Shame.
Jamie: Sheesh… thanks guys…so no one would miss me?
Scott *ruffles hair*: I'm sure if I tried hard I could miss you.
Jamie: …
Jamie: Thanks Scott. I can feel the love.
Ron: … I didn't mean it like that….
Jamie: So you'd miss me?
Ron: Um…sure… whatever… I was more talking about the Five being four…
Matt: I think the answer is we'd be stuffed.
Ron: Oh.
Ginny: That sucks.
Matt: …
Matt: It more than sucks. You do realise the world would be run by Chaos and the various Old Ones.
Ginny: Bummer.
Harry: Jamie, you think you could stay alive until Chaos is defeated?
Jamie: Jeez Harry, that's a tough one. Tell you what, just for you I'll stay alive for as long as possible.
Ginny: Oh no, you can stay alive for yourself too. Death is no fun.
Jamie: …
Matt: Who vote we move off this topic?
[All hands up]
Tom: Alex, you know the word poubelle?
Alex: As in bin? Yes I do.
Tom: it's a funny word.
Alex: …
Alex: Right…
Tom: Well it is! Belle means pretty, so its pretty-poo!
Alex: …
Alex: Tom, how old are you?
Tom: Jerry thinks I must be six. It got increased last year 'cause he lost the train ticket and I found them in his own pocket.
Alex: …
Alex: You stole them and put them there?
Tom: Possibly.
Alex: …
Alex: Minus two years because of this conversation.
Tom: I liked four. I ate a whole birthday cake and threw up in Jerry's shoe. And told him it was the dog.
Alex: …
Alex: Why a shoe?
Tom: My mum bought him shoes and not me.
Alex: …
Alex: I really worry about you sometimes.
Review, you lovely people?
Until the next,
Cait
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