Right. An overdue thanks to FoonyBoony and Bingo and (me lovely first reviewer) NotApplicable.
And it is bloody hard to think up an idea for each scene… really open to suggestions. I'd beg but I have my pride.
Now the last one is based upon an idea given by awsomekiwihere1213, who I thank very muchly xD. Now, isn't that a good example of giving ideas?
Disclaimer: Why in the world would either AH or JK give themselves the nickname MadCatta?
Harry: I think you should all remember that wands beat guns and powers.
Matt: No way. We can use our powers and do cool stuff without a stupid stick.
Harry: Stupid stick? This stick has saved many lives.
Hermione: It really has! He stuck it up a troll's nose and saved my life.
Matt: …
Alex: …
Jamie: …
Scott: And you still have that thing?
*pause*
*Harry puts down wand*
Jamie: Eww.
*Harry blushes*
Harry: …I have cleaned it since then…
Jamie: Still eww.
Hermione: Scourgify! There we are. All clean. See how useful wands are?
*Wood polish, soap, water, sponge and cloth move towards Matt*
Matt: So hard.
Scott: And powers beat guns too.
Alex: Oh yeah?
*Alex gets out massive gun*
Alex: Check this thing out!
Scott *to Jamie*: D'you think he's compensating for something?
Ron: I think You-Know-Who is a genius.
Harry: He's an evil psychotic great-wizard-gone-bad!
Ron: Yeah, but he's managed to make the whole world crazy and paranoid.
Hermione: No he hasn't!
Ron: Yeah he has! Swine flu? Come on, that's gotta be him!
Harry: …
Hermione: …
Harry: Well, he is a pig…
Hermione: …
*Scarlett knocks over vase*
Scarlett: Woops…
*Harry gets out wand*
Jamie: Eww! Bogey wand!
Harry: …
Harry: Grow up.
Jamie: It had bogies on it!
Harry *to Matt*: You're saving the world with him.
Matt: No I'm not. Besides, it's Scott I feel sorry for. He shares thoughts with Jamie.
Scott: Yes, I've lasted fifteen long years.
Matt: I've got new-found respect for you.
Jamie *totally oblivious*: That's gross.
Harry: …
Harry: You're gross.
Jamie: …
Jamie: Get bent.
*Harry bends over*
Jamie: Woops…
Scott: Wait, shouldn't Harry be turning gay or something?
Ron: I think he was too far gone anyway.
Harry: …
Alicia: I really think we should be doing more to help the kids.
Jack: You're new to this. You gotta let them get on with it.
Sirius: Uhuh. You meddle and you die. Take it from someone who knows.
Richard: The best we can do is moral support. And pretend we're useful. You've just got to understand that the kids would be perfectly fine without you.
Jack: I like to think Alex wouldn't be so happy if it weren't for me.
Richard: Don't we all?
Sirius: I'd quite like Harry to die soon.
Jack: …
Richard: …
Alicia: …
Sirius: …Oh… That came out wrong…
Jack: …
Richard: …
Alicia: You want your godson to die soon?
Sirius: No… I just meant that, you know, as soon as I'm not around he dies… show I'm useful…
Richard: …
Alicia: …
Jack: …
Alex: I have to beat evil maniacs to save the world! And you'd think there were only a limited number of evil psychopaths, but no, one dies and another three turn up!
Harry: I have one who's near enough immortal!
Matt: Excuse me? The oldest and worst evil the world has ever known!
Alex: What? Chaos and his army of flies?
Matt: …
Jamie: …
Pedro: I don't like flies…
Scarlett: …
Scott: …
Scarlett: Have you seen these flies? Dude, they're beasts!
Hermione: Actually, they're bugs...
Scarlett: …
Scarlett: Oh go read a book!
Hermione: I will, actually.
Matt: …
Matt: Want to get £10?
Jamie: Make it $20 then sure.
Matt: It's a competition.
Scott: …Go on…
Matt: Whoever makes someone do the best movement without being caught wins.
Jamie: …
Scott: …
Scott: Oh you're on.
Jamie: Bring it on!
[...]
[It's a Weasley dinner]
*Ron's hand raises*
*All stare*
Ron: What the hell?
Harry: You know school is over, right?
Ron: …It won't go down!
Fred: You know, I remember when I had to say that for the first time. There was this really hot girl and her top button was undone and-
Bill: Not really the best dinner topic…
Ginny: Who votes moving on?
*All arms raise*
Ginny: Ron, seriously arm down now. I can smell your BO from over here!
*Ron blushes*
*Hand falls onto food*
Ron: Hey! My dinner!
Scott *to Matt*: Pathetic…
Matt: …
[...]
[Clearing up dinner]
*Ron drops plate*
Molly: Ron! Be more careful!
Ron: Sorry.
Fred: Yeah RON.
Molly: You can't say a word. The amount of plates you and Fred and ruined…
Fred: Mum, I am Fred.
Molly: George then.
George: Someone say my name?
*Ron walks into George*
*Ron lands on top of George*
George: Jeez Ron, watch where you're going! And lose some weight, you're really heavy!
Ron: Oh sorry… And shut up!
Fred: You are a little bit tubby, Ron.
Ron: Get lost!
Matt *to Scott*: This you or Jamie?
Scott: Jamie.
Matt: Oh.
Scott: Hey, better than yours.
Matt: …
*Ron walks into door*
Ron: Oww!
Hermione: Ron, you have a nosebleed.
Ron: Oh, hell!
Jamie: *to Matt and Scott*: How was that?
Scott: Not awful…
Matt: Maybe not worth the money…
Jamie: Aww.
[...]
Ron: Hey Scarl, I like you in that top.
*Scarlett blushes*
Ron: Yeah, looks really good.
Scarlett: Umm… Thanks?
George: Best be careful Scarlett – you know what he was like with Lovender.
Fred: Ahh Won-Won and Lav-Lav.
George: …You just made it sound like Ronnie went out with a toilet…
Fred: …Well, I wasn't far off…
Ron: Hey!
George: Yes Won-Won?
Ron: Don't call me that… And Lovender- LAVENDER was really nice.
Fred: Sure…
Ron: …
*pause*
Ron: Ooooh Scarl, that top really brings out your eyes!
Scarlett: …My top is black…
Ron: Have I mentioned it looks good?
Scarlett: …yes….
Ron: Well it really does. You should be proud of your chest.
Ginny: …
Fred: …
George: ...
Hermione: Charming, Ronald.
Harry: …
Pedro: …
Matt *laughs silently*
Jamie *in silent stitches*
Scott: *concentrating and smirking*
George: Ron... We won't tell mum if you tell us which drugs it was you've had….
Fred: Yeah, we swear… But these drugs are having a really bad impact on you…
Ron *Oblivious*
Ron: And Scarly! That skirt just shows off how fantastic your legs are!
Scarlett: …I'm going to sit over here now… Next to Ginny…
*Ron drools as she moves*
Jamie *Cracks up and laughs loudly*
Matt *laughs*
Jamie: Ahh shit... Sorry Scott… Kinda ruined it…
Scott *breaks concentration*
Scott: Aww man! I was doing so well!
Harry: What?
Scarlett: Oh my God!
Pedro: Have you been doing everything with your power today?
Scott: Well it was Matt and Jamie too…
Ron: …
Ron: I don't believe this! Evil arseholes! Scarlett, I did not mean anything I've said today.
Scarlett: Oh thanks.
Ron: Oh no, I mean you look really good and everything but I didn't mean it all and everything…
Fred: That hole's just getting bigger and bigger…
Ron: Yeah…
Scott: Anyways, Matt, Jamie, pay up!
Matt: Hey, who's to say you won?
Jamie: Yeah! You got found out!
Scott: But... But… Mine was coolest.
Harry: Wait, what did Jamie and Matt do then?
Scott: The arm was Matt
Ginny: Oh that was pitiful.
Matt: …
Scott: Exactly!
Jamie: Mine was him being clumsy…
George: Ahh I love it when Mum yells at people who aren't me and Fred…
Hermione: Fred and me.
George: …
George: Get lost, Granger.
Fred: Granger outsmar'ed you!
Hermione: OutsmarTed.
Fred: …
George: …
Harry: Scott won.
Scott: Hah! Pay up!
Matt: …
Matt *hands over money*
Jamie: Aww I was gunna get a hoody with this!
Scott: And now I can and annoy you by wearing it.
Harry: One thing I don't get is that Scott and Jamie, why couldn't you jut make Matt give you the money and convince him you won?
Scott: …
Jamie: …
Jamie: Go away.
Scott: Fuck off.
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Until the next,
Cait
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