A/N- Ha. That was a funny chapter. "Oh no she didn't!" "Oh yes she di-id!" And the satire moment with Lemony not really rushing Beatrice. Well, I was going to write that in the notes afterward, but well… I forgot. Lol. Enjoy this chapter. And hopefully it'll be longer.
Reunited
Part 2
Chapter 2
I'll think of a title later, guys…
Beatrice and Lemony were home. It was getting late, and they hadn't had dinner yet. Lemony started making stir-fry.
"So, what seasoning are you going to use, honey?"
Beatrice asked her husband.
"I'm really not so sure yet. You help me choose."
"Hmmm… I really don't know. Since you're the chef, you choose."
"But I want you to choose."
"But maybe I don't want to choose."
"CHOOSE!"
"NOT!"
"CHOOSE WOMAN!"
"MAKE ME!"
"THEN MAYBE I WILL!"
Help, brain. How am I going to make my wife choose a seasoning? If you come up with an idea, don't go for the fancy-schmansy stuff like the "Halleluyah" music. Just the lightbulb above the head is fine. Thank you for your patience.
Lemony continued cooking.
Where's the lightbulb, brain?
"How about I just use the regular one?"
"That sounds fair…"
Nevermind brain.
Then went the lightbulb.
D'oh! Brain, I told you could stop now!
"Lemony, dear, is that a lightbulb above your head?"
"Maybe. Maybe not. Dinner is ready though."
The couple ate their dinner in peace.
A few hours later, Beatrice and Lemony went to bed.
"Night, Lemony."
"Night, Beatrice."
Lemony turned off the lamp on his nightstand. They both fell asleep quickly.
-Ok, that was a short chapter. It was probably only like 300 words! But there's a reason for it. You'll see in the next chapter. I thought the stir-fry seasoning fight was a little random… But yet still funny. I like writing in Italics. Can't ya tell? The thoughts Lemony had was kinda funny too. Review!!!!!!!
Much love;;
Lili