A/N: ok so soz guys forgot about my story because my moms took away mi comps 4 lik a month n then it was so long that I forgot lol so ill make this long and I jus wanna say u people who liv neg comments why not tell me whats rong wit mi story instead of just insulting me I mean my god mi bf wud totally kick your asses in real lif he was mad bc you mad me cut I was deprised because I worked hard on this so pls b nic, k?

Chapter 3 and den things got crazii

"Who is in thos bushs cum out now!" yuri shoted in rage (I changed her name to yri bc my bff Jacqueline in japense told me that's japanse for lily n it sounds cooler im thinking of changing my name from lily to uri to!)

"ye really u perv its not cool 2 b spying on mi lady wen we bouts to get it on!" Sasuke screamed like he was on fire but he wasnt.

"ok you caught me its me!" Naruto shouted and jumped out like a frog on steroids about to b crushed bi a movin bus but then he sidestepped at the last minuto (espanol for min ugh I hat that language but jap was filled!)

"ugh get out of here Naruto u lil troll no one likes u n u look like a porpoise with that ridiculous hair."

"whatevs sasukes only got lik a 2 inch cock n mine is like 22 inches but watevs I knew u liked the gay guys bc u r sleeping wit itachi right now!"

Saske looked over n saw it was tru there was yuri fuckin itachi afr she had promised him she would help kill him!

"You slutty little bitch, I forgive u but only b ur so hot n I always wanted 2 3way wit itachi bc hes hot n muscular n I lied wen I said I wanted 2 kill him I just really wanted 2 hav sex n it wud be hot n steamy." So they had sex n it was hot n they let sakura n ino join in bc the guys thought girls wud make it hotter but then they had neji n deder join in bc the girls wanted more guys but then yuri stoped.

"this is real hot n all n I wanna let us finish but I gota say I did not cum here to hav sex even tho that was also in my mind but that will be after. U see wen I was born they sealed the great water dragon inside me n it gives me tremendous powers but it is also unconrolable so I ned to go to the shrine of seven doors to gain control. Then the dragon will tell us wats goin on bc theres sometin serious I mean like kill the world serious but I can only open the door wit the blod of a virgin!"

"Naruto!" they all screamed bc it was true he was a virgin n like the only 1 in the town bc he was so gross even choki had once scored wit a blind chick btu the blind chick said naurot smelled so she wuldnt put out for him n even cock li had had gat sex wit guii so even wit thos eyebrows he scrored but evreone hated Naruto bc he was a hobo.

"tho dareth notest 2 killeth me!" Naruto shoted n his eyes glowed red lik a demon "I beth da fox of 9 beauthiful tails n I canst noteth alloweth to let this boi be-." The weird fox dud who shows up 2 b lik a dayus x machine in da show n kill ssuke momentum was shot wit 2 shotguns taped 2gether bi neji!

"dat kid was so annoying n I didnt want 2 fight dat fox bc he wuldve bet us 4 sure hes a psycho mofo n he would ruin everythin!"

"god then smear the blood on the doors so that is says wdragon so the dragon nos its under conrol." So they did that n yuri went inside the temple.

"so thou callest me fortheth yuri of the most noble uchina clan but dost thou noest that u are destined to save the world from the impending doom?" the majestic dragon spoke it was white but blu at the same time so it was totally tight it had wings n it was kind og scary but it was trusting wit cat eyes that were wite wit blue rings around the edges.

"u r lik my part demon form u r the dragon but wat is this doom?"

"the beast of the nine lovely tails ist really aliveth n he ist planning our doom of thine world u must kill him u merely gave him more power bc he got a blood transfusion of yon non virgin n now he has the power of not being a loser!"

"GASP!" yuri screamed.

This is not the end! WE MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS! Dis chap is dedicated to my man adam if ur reading dis n I know u are then I luv u!