Ignisha: Gonna make a few announcements before I start the story. While I said to wait for the next chapters every time I end the chapter, I don't mean it literally... Since I'm a busy person, you guys are busy people (some of you aren't even busy, and I call bullshit!), it takes time for me to think of ideas to put it down on paper (or Microsoft Word). I mean, sure I said I have everything planned out in my head, but it doesn't mean I have the means to put it down. So cut me some slack and let me work my magic on the story. That goes for my other stories as well, since my main focus right now is "Naruko VS Class of 3-A" and get that one over with to start the sequel (yes, I'm starting a sequel. Already have the first chapter ready to be uploaded) and then start my focus elsewhere, like school. I mean, I'm a Senior for world's sake! I need to work even harder to keep my grades up since FanFiction is OBVIOUSLY making my grades go bad and making me grounded even more! I mean, my attention span is VERY low and my attention always go UP whenever I see something interesting, and I lose my grip on something else, and I-... Wait, what the hell am I doing spelling all this out for you guys! Get on with the story already!
Naruto: Err... Ignisha doesn't own Naruto or Bleach...
Ignisha: DAMN STRAIGHT I DON'T!
The Pacifist Arrancar
Soul Four: The Rescue
A blade flew up and stabbed itself as Ichigo grabbed another phantom Zanpaktou and attacked Zangetsu with it. All the while, both Naruto and Yoruichi watched the young carrot-head fight his own inner-spirit. Suddenly, Naruto stood up, surprising both Yoruichi and Ichigo, as he started to head for the ladder.
"H-hey, Naruto-san, where are you going?"
Naruto stopped for a bit. "Just to take a breather..." Was all he said as he left the room in a blur. Ichigo blinked as Yoruichi stared after Naruto with a frown.
(Later...)
Naruto stood on top of one of the many towers around Soul Society as he stared at the Senzaikyuu. He narrowed his eyes.
"That scream just now... that was Rukia's..."
He clenched his teeth.
"Dammit who the hell destroyed her resolution...?" He sighed, looking down.
"Dammit, I hate feeling useless..."
With that, he disappeared again.
(Later...)
Naruto appeared on top of a long stair case and stared at the fallen form of Renji. He bent down.
"Got yourself in a pretty tough situation, huh, Renji..."
When he got no reply, he frowned. Bending over, Naruto muttered, "Curar (Heal)"
Renji then glowed in a purple light before it disappeared. Naruto sighed and looked to his left to see a woman with braided hair in front of her. He smiled.
"Retsu-san..."
"Good day, Uzumaki-sama..."
Out of all the thirteen captains of Soul Society, Naruto definitely liked Unohana, Ukitake, and Kyouraku the most. Due to Unohana's caring nature, Ukitake's friendly nature, and Kyouraku's carefree nature, they definitely showed Naruto's past views of life. Not only that, Naruto even helped them on how to fight Hollows, knowing about Yamamoto's two apprentice and head healer, he had to give hints.
Naruto stuck out a tongue in disgust. "Please no –sama suffix, will'ya? You know I don't like it..."
Unohana giggled. "Yes, you have told me that a few times... But one must respect their elders, no?"
Naruto chuckled at that statement. Nodding his head at Renji, he said, "I leave him to you. I gotta..."
Unohana nodded as Naruto disappeared in a blur of sound.
(Later...)
Naruto blurred in front of the jailing chambers where Shinigamis were rebuilding the broken jails. He sighed.
"Seems like Soul Society has their own problems..."
He narrowed his eyes.
"Especially since it's... Him..."
Closing his eyes, he enlarged his Pesquisa. Feeling the Reiatsu of every living (dead) creatures inside and out the Soul Society, he snapped open his eyes. Naruto then grinned.
"Hoh~...? So you're here as well, huh? Who would've thought you still survived after all this time...?" Naruto chuckled before concentrating back at his Pesquisa.
"Let's see... Ichigo's comrades shouldn't be feeling similar to that of a Shinigami, which means..."
A total of three white spots of Reiatsu suddenly appeared around a couple of red ones. He blinked.
"They're with Zaraki! Wow, he must be really desperate to fight Ichigo..." Naruto explained.
"Eh, since they're busy..."
Looking to his right, his eyes almost popped out of its sockets as a huge samurai-like giant took the stage.
"HOLY F*CKIN' SHIT!" He yelled, almost giving out his location. Good thing all beginner Shinigamis are dense. "What the hell is that! I heard from Yamamoto that one of the Captain's Bankai was an oversized giant... but I never thought it will be that huge...! It's just not like Chouji's Jutsu, but larger! Wow... Chouji, you must be glad that there's someone using your ideal way of battling, hahaha...!"
He shook his head and stared at the Senzaikyuu, huge amounts of Reiatsu gathering at the Soukyoku Hill. "Well, looks like I gotta go..."
Naruto then disappeared in a blur.
(Later...)
Rukia stared at Ichigo, who was holding back the Soukyoku with Zangetsu, his Zanpaktou.
"I... Ichigo!"
Ichigo stared at her before grinning.
"... Yo..."
Shinigami Zukan: FLOOOOW!
Naruto was sitting around, reviewing over the 13 Captains before suddenly putting them down.
"Haaah... time sure has changed... though some didn't..." He thought out loud as he looked back at his past life, comparing his time to this time.
A picture of the 13th Captain appeared in his mind as he compared that Captain to a certain teacher.
"Caring, loving, and always knowing when to get serious... Jushi-chan sure does act like Iruka-sensei..."
It then turned to the 12th Division Captain, along with a snake like person.
"The 12th Captain acts and even does the same thing as that Oro-yaro and Kabuto..."
The 11th Captain turn about as Naruto shivered.
"They don't act the same, but they're both powerhouses..." Naruto thought, thinking of a certain blue fish-man and an eyebrowless freak.
The 10th Captain turned about as Naruto sniffled a laugh.
"The kid acts like a small combo of Sasuke and Baa-chan, hahaha..."
The 9th Captain showed up with a blind sight.
"Not a bad person, but always stuck up about this justice thing... Reminds me of Neji back in the day..."
A picture of the 8th Captain appeared in his mind as he compared that Captain to a perverted white-haired man.
"Kyou-chan acts like Ero-Sennin at some time..."
The 7th Captain then appeared in his foxy glory.
"Big, looks like a fox, but not exactly a fox... But also loyal... I'd say somewhat like Kiba with a little bit of mix to Chouji..."
The sixth Captain then showed up as Naruto stuck out his tongue in disgust.
"Definitely like Sasuke and Neji back in the day... Geez..."
The 5th Captain turned about as Naruto frowned.
"Definitely Madara right there..."
The Fourth Division captain then popped out as Naruto shivered. "Tsunade-baa-chan over there too..."
After that, the Third Captain came in as Naruto furrowed his brows.
"Kinda like Kabuto, but also like Oro-yaro for his smile..."
The 2nd Division then came to as Naruto smiled.
"Definitely like Sakura... With a hint of Hinata... Ahahaha..."
Finally, the 1st Division showed up.
"Absolutely, positively, Sandaime-jiji, with a small hint of Iruka-sensei... LOL"
Naruto thought for a bit before laughing.
"Ahahahaha! I forgot that Yama-ji still doesn't know how to make himself appear younger! GEHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
As Naruto laughed crazily, Ichigo stared at him weirdly. "Is he alright?"
"Leave him alone, he's weird enough as it is..." Yoruichi commented.
(Meanwhile...)
All the Captains sneezed at once, thus allowing the people around them to say the following.
"Bless you."
"Don't forget to wipe your nose..."
"Don't suddenly sneeze at me, Taichou!"
"Bless..."
"Watch it..."
"Gesundheit..."
Ignisha: And cut!
