Ok this chap was a bit rushed but I still tink that its prii good.
Chap 5 miseries of kidnapation!
I new it would be up to me to find tan tan who was pretty ugly but she loved neji. I made sure to eat a hawk before we went looked so I could absorb the power of the hawk eyes because hawks have good eyes ansd I was a cat now so I could eat birds. It tasted pretty gross but I got some bbq sauce n it was alright. But I could not do it alone I needed the help of the gratest detective in the world.
"konichiwa erusan domo arigato for coming to help" I said to l he was a detective that had stopped some guy named kilo who had killed some fools and it turned out to be a super hot high school stundent but he was gay and he loved eru and eru loved him to so he let him out of jail if he promised he wood stuop killing fools and he said yes so now they lived together and always had gay sex and l always had to watch him so he was chanined to l right now because he was also a great detective. (lol I think yoi is really hot I love l and light fucking it is so hot lol)
"Cut the crap and tell us what to do" light said he was kind of a doush but he was hot so I forgave him.
"her name is ten ten and she was kidnapped by this fucker that rapped me his name is gara and hes always angry because he lives in the dessert and he always has sand up his ass I hate him and we have to kill him so we need a plane. I explained it was a littly long but they needed the deets if they could do anything.
"ok we need some ak47s and some bom shields these guys are terrorists."
"How can you be sure?" I asked confused.
"because I am from America and we are fighting terrorist who live in the desert therefore being the amazing det I am I have deduced that they must be terorsts!"
"GENIUS!1111111111" I screamed I new it was a smart choice to hire the kilo case solver. "but can we use my dragon powers at all?"
"idk everyone knows that sand it highly flammable and if you use fire it will turn into a big sea of glass and it will be the melty kind to so we will all die."
"so this is a mission for weapons and not ninha?" I deduced because I was pretty smart to.
"exactry therefore we have to go abot this more inteligantly you don't want the girl to die."
Suddenly someone hijacked our screens. I looked and it was neji in his big glasses and he was crying. "I am immensely apologetic that our sitaation has eveled to the pointy that I must engage in fisical altercations because I am a lover of more scholarly pursuits like reading leather bond toms of nolege so I regret to inform you that if you do not save the love of my beloved ten ten then I will be forced to activat a bom that I have transplanted into saskes heart while u neandering neadnerthals were busy verbosing about te situation at hand."
"OMG LETS HURRY GYS!" u screnaed I was so upset. We ran to garas house and shot the bich up.
"PLEASE DON'T KILL US GARA HELD US HORSTAGE AND MAD US HIS SEX SLAVES!" sine chick with pigtails I forget her name honestly I think its like maria or something idk sorry ill look it up later I don't have time now though.
"fine go." A cat man his names kankurous came up toe met and started to circle my legs because he was part cat he had ears and eyes like cat and weird face shit I guess like a cat that got in face paint.
"meow you are one fine feline meow lets get toget her and we can have some kittens purrrrr he said trying to be seductive but honestly he was kidn of a loser so I said
"no I am going out with Sasuke and he is super kawaii and I wont cheat on him and you smell like litter boxes abd I am not really a cat I am a girl that oranchimaro turned into a cat."
"fin but I will win your heart yet." He purred and then ran away following his sis. I took out my desert eagle it had one bullet in the chamber so I had to be fast. I shot and the bullit went right through garas huge forehead I had aimed at his tattoo witch was Japanese for hate at least that's what Jacqueline told me so if you lied bitch I swear I will kick your ass for making me look stupid lol jk. Blood exploded all over the wall like a blooming rose and it spelled I will have revenge I can not be killed the fox will rule the world.
"SHIT HE HAS ANOTHER FOLLOWER I SCREAmED AND grabbed tenen before the house exploded because we had planted 9 milloion pounds of c4 in case the bullet missed. But I never miss my dad had traned me to get a marksman award because I had been a police man before I went to konoha because all the uchinas were policemans.
"neji my dearest neji!" tenten huged neji who copped a feel.
"ny deepest apologies yui and co I got immensely frightened by the thought that I would never see my finest muse of beautiful asianic colorings again and I told the smallest of falsehoods to obtaine you assistance never realizing how deeply I could have hurt you Sasuke is safe and so is my dearest felanderer I will assist you in your quest to regain your humanness."
"arigato neji chan eru raito would you care to help me some more and join the ninja team we can even teach you cool ninja moves?" I asked curious.
"we would be honred my lady we have nothing better to do because the kilo case is over. Eru replied but raito looked kind of poed but he agreed to because he loved l and they kissed. It was time for our next mission before we would have to fight and kill Naruto and gaara once and for all. We had to turn me human again!
Sorry I coldnt use spell check I was at my grammas and she has an anchent computer its like windows 95 or something so she doesn't have word just notepad I asked my sister Candace to look over the story but shes kidn of slow she had to drop out of college because she had a kid so shes not as smart as me but shes kind of good at spelling and im not so blame her for my spelling mistakes! Anyway enjoy and hopefully I can update soon and use spellchecker again.