Previously,

As this thought passt through him, he carried Sasuke to the tub and set him in. Cleaning him as he would a baby. Carefully. Tenderly. Lovingly.

As soon as he was finish he grabbed a towel to dry him off then placed him on the bed. He knew Sasuke would freak if he found himself nude in bed with him so he put his jounin shirt and pair of blue boxers on him.

Kakashi felt fatigue blossming behind his eyelids and decided to sleep with Sasuke. But first he had to let everyone know Sasuke was here and save as well as make sure they had money to order out...because truly none of them could cook...well. Kakashi did not feel like waking to bland food or making Sasuke cook for that matter...he probably had a fever anyway.

So 10 minutes later Kakashi was snuggling up next to a cold Sasuke. His arms wrapped around Sasuke. His face buried in his raven locks. Taking a deep breath he fell asleep.

NOW

Sasuke POV

Do you know how if feels to be protected only to be met with devastating results? I do. I remember the peron. I remember who protected me. I remember the feeling of pain, hurt, and pure shock.

Haru...Haru...HARU!

It started like any other simple mission. Just dispel the feud between to countries. Kakashi, Haru, and I had went on the mission. When Haru entered the room Kakashi had missed the way I had intentionally looked away from Haru.

Why?

Because he didn't know?

What?

The way the other stared at me.

Haru was an ANBU. He was there for worst case scenario. Haru had short dark black hair swept to side. His eyes were a lovely purple. His build slender.(Think of dude from Code geaess) And his heart irrevocably surrendered to me. Haru who eyes followed my every move accepted the mission with a graceful bow. Haru was a special ANBU. He was under the Hokages direct control not Danzou nor the council. Haru was one of my close friends when I entered as a Jounin and also one who supported me. Haru trained me hard. He always commented that if he truly wanted to I could be a Hokage. I smiled and scoffed at the comment. We became close. I was happy to have him as my friend and he was happy to have me as a friend. To him I was the kindest soul to ever live. Because I accpeted him for him. Despite what he called his sins. Deaths, raids, genicode, kidnappings. It killed him in the inside to them...but as long as it protected me it was worth is. Or so he told me.

Before they had left to Haru visited me at my house. Upon being questioned why he was here and what he wanted he said nothing. Simply walking into the room cornering me in my house. He bent his head slightly and whispered "I will protect you...always" And in a whirl of Sakura petals he was gone without a trace. I simply scoffed and thought he was stupid...despite my shaking hands and racing heart.

When we set off on the mission, we had not expect the feud to have extended to near war levels. Sitting both sides down to talk was not a simple task. Neither wanted to be in the same room and when they were they shot accusations at one another. And they had alot over the other. Only the threat of Konoha occupying the area shut them up. Unbeknowst to the us that the two countries had agreed to assassinate us in order to fight each other.

Isn't that the most moronic thing you ever heard of? To agree to fight us in order to fight each other. Tch, Idiots!

Haru on several occasions tried to talk to me, kiss me, even just hold me. But I would not yield. I wanted Kakashi not Haru. He was my friend.. my senpai... not my lover. Yet that did not ease his attempts. Even when he saw me and Kakashi kissing on accident. I could clearly see the hurt but then his amythiest eye set ablaze with even more determination.

That night in the dead of night the attack began. We were just barely prepared. The place surrounded and no possible exits. Explosives went off, metal clashed, fists were thrown but it only seemed like our enemy got back up to attack again. Haru and I got separated from Kakashi. I wanted to worry about Kakashi and deep down I was. But Haru and I had to get out off this. The chuunin and jounin fell back only to have ANBU take their place. Their only guess was they were losing to many of them so they got someone better. ANd better they were. It was desperate fight. I was moving as fast as he could and so was Haru until...

cough cough

Haru was coughing up blood. One of the ANBU had punctured Haru thru the abdomen. My eyes widen and in a desperate attempt I push them back with a chidori wave of lightening and hide silently. Haru's breath were getting shallow. His body was sweating and eyes glossing over. But Haru didn't seem to notice. He just smiled at me and whispered "I...told you...that..I would...pro..tect..you" another wave of coughing began. I lowered his head to examine him. Haru had other ideas. He grabbed a handful of my hair and kissed him solidly on the lips. Not to far away we could hear footsteps rushing by. Then he let go.

"Heh...your lips are ..soft...Kakashi-taicho's..one lucky bastard cough you need to...get out...I've sent the...hokage a message...back up will come soon...there is a serect passage...in the north...wing take it cough cough" more blood was coughed up.

"Stop speaking...I will get... you out" Even though deep I wasn't so sure.

"heh I'm not going to make it...but...i guess..I'll die happy...I love you" Haru eyes were flickering with the last of his strength he kissed me again and his eyes died out. I could say nothing as he watched his friend die.

I clutched his hand and something in me slowly broke. My body shivered and I vaguely heard someone calling my name, but the sound was distant. I just remembered screaming, screaming to my voice went hoarse, til my chakra died out, til my body couldn't stay conscious.

Then nothing...I was in the world of unconsciousness...blissfully unaware.

I woke up in the Konoha hospital. Kakashi next to me asleep. I felt no energy to wake him up. I found out later that my emotional state took over my bodily functions creating a wave of chakra and lightening to envelop me and half the city. Noone died...several wounded...most of both th countries was destroyed since the ligtening struck fast and feriously.

Later I was discharged and went home with Kakashi. It went without saying that we had sex. Yet it was different. It reflected my pain, Kakashi worry, and both their anxiousness. Neither of us were shocked when we woke to bruises, teeth marks, and nails imprinted on their skin. The next day it rained while we were at Haru's funeral. I'm sure Kakashi would have stayed with me if he didn't have a report to make to the Hokage. However, I stayed. And when it got dark...my resolution was set.

"Kakashi...promise me...you won't protect me."

"...No" I expected this.

"Promise me or I will break up with you" At this Kakashi froze.

"Sasuke..why are you asking this of me...I love you...so naturally I'll protect you"

I love you...I guess I'll die happy...I will protect you...always.

When precious people say that they tend to die...In my case they always died. Even the Aniki he once knew died. So in order to stop the tragedy...in order to save their life...I must stop them from protecting me.

"I simply don't want you to die stupidly...now promise" I didn't mean to sound harsh..I just wanted him to say I promise and move on.

"No...and that is my final answer" I wanted to be mad. Truly I did but the fact that I was about to leave Kakashi left him aching with sadness.

"...ok" The next day I moved all my stuff out of Kakashi's apartment, changed the locks to my old one, and avoided Kakashi like the plague by taking more missions...

Normal POV

Sasuke sighed. If only things could have been different he thought. Sasuke had been staring at Kakashi face for sometime. His fingers were twitching to run his fingers down his cheek to his lips and up to the pointed end of his nose along it curve only to rest on his unmarred eye as he had done so many times in the past.

In order to resist the urge, Sasuke walked to the bathroom. Sighing he went into the medince cabinet and opened a ehite bottle taking out two aspirin pills. He wasn't feeling well and didn't want Kakashi to find out.

He looked up and noted the ring under his eyes, blush on his cheeks, and...

Sasuke visioned blurred and before he had to chance to think everything went darks.

Sai/Naruto (the audience s now tuned into Naruto stupidity)

"Somethin happen Sai I just know it! That fight was intense and then Sasuke disappearing for hours. They're keeping something from us I kn-"

"..Know it I've heard you a thousand times dickless" responded a bored Sai. He was currently sitting on their spacious bed sketching in his pad. Naruto was irking him. All he talked about was Sasuke. Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke! He really wanted the blonde to pay attention to him. Being subtle has so far been an effort in vain. I guess being blunt was the only way to get his prize. Sai silenly lifted hisself of the bed, quietly making his way to the ranting blonde

"...come on they are up to somempghhh!" Sai had just shut Naruto up with his own lips.

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*GASP* said the audience.

"about time" grumbled the Hokage.

"WHOOT" yelled Jiraya.

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Sai released Naruto lips "How about I occupy your thoughts for a while Naruto?" asked a smiling Sai. Naruto gaped like a fish as Sai swooped in for a 2nd kiss. This time Sai tongue entered Naruto's mouth. Naruto unthinkingly responded to Sai's kiss. He didn't know what came over him, but the taste of Sai was indescriable. It was soo good! Better than Ramen! He had to have more.

Naruto pushed Sai's tongue back into his and dived into in every inch. He heard Sai moan sending him into a world of bliss. They were unthinkingly headed to the bed. The only thought was more. They wanted to taste the other thoroughly. Ripping at clothes. Sucking on the other mouth. Tongues colliding. Bodies mingled. Heat exploding. All of it was so incredible and coming at each other in waves.

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A knock at the door is all it took to stop the random moment of heat and passion.

Both Naruto and Sai broke apart from each other and stared wondering who was that.

Gaara appeared at the door "Sasuke in the infirmiry" he said in a dead serious voice.

"What happen?" inquired Naruto. Gaara simply headed to Hatori's spacious infirmiry room.

Gaara pointed to Sasuke...who was in Kakashi's to big for him clothes thrashing against the bed as if in great pain. Everyone inclding the Akatsuki were there.

Before Naruto could ask whats wrong Hatori demanded in a calm yet ferice voice "Kakashi hold him down"

Immediately Kakashi had Sasuke pinned in arms. His arms wrapped around his torso. Sasuke legs furiously kicked out. Kakashi used his legs to pin his down. When all else failed Sasuke jerked his head backward and smashed into Kakashi's. "Shit!" Kakashi was left with a boolded nose but held firm against Sasuke. Hatori immediately immoblized Sasuke with a shot to arm. As Sasuke fail slack against Kakashi, his body began to glow with the strange pale blue light as before and dark markings appeared on his body. Sasuke's raven locks swished as the invisible breeze swept through him. Everyone's eyes widen.

Then it faded away as if it was never there.

Kakashi was the first to recover from shock. His arms still around Sasuke he turned to Hatori "What just happened?" Hatori was quite still staring at Sasuke as if the markings were still there. His eyes were cold and calculating then unexpected he said "Everyone leave!" His voice was sharp cutting through any protest before they could begin. Everyone except Kakashi left in a heart beat. They were worried. Even Itachi seemed troubled by Sasuke's sudden sickness.

(Camera on Hatori Sasuke and Kakashi)

Hatori swiftly took cigerate out of his pocket but just a swiftly put it back deciding he really didn't want one now. Sighing he called Shigure on a nearby phone requesting his presence.

Kakashi quietly waited knowing he'd get his question in good time. However, the silence was mind numbing. Only Shigure bursting through the door saved them from insanity.

"HAA-CHAN DID YOU NEED ME SO SOON?" questioned a horny Shigure ready to get undress. But noticing the other occupants in the room decided against being in exhibitionist...today. And besides that Hatori had a death glared at him. Uh oh! He knows.

"What did you do?" questioned a stil glaring Hatori.

Shigure glupped"Nothing"Shigur flinched as the glare increased "...much"

"What. did. you. do." repeated a now standing Hatori.

"haha you know that plan that you said no to.?" If was even possible the glare got worse and Hatori took a step closer "I'll take that as a yes...well I thought maybe your no could be a yes...you no like in bed...so I may have went into your private library...and used a forbidden justsu on ...Sasuke"

"..." No words could describe the waves of anger coming of Hatroi. Nonetheless, his profession as a doctor made him ask what jutsu.

"ummm the baby making no justsu" That seemed to snap Hatori.

"Why the HELL would you use that jutsu on a 16 year old boy have you no decency on brain...the jutsu almost killed the boy had I not immoblized his body and slowed down his heartrate you idiot" hissed Hatori.

SHigure was trembling "I-I'm sorry but look at them" He pointed to the Kakasasu couple "they needed something to help bring them together and this seemed like the best...besides the boy didn't die"

Before Hatori could retort Kakashi cut in "Could one of you explain what's going on?" Although his voice sounded calm he was nervous especially when Hatori said Sasuke could have died.

TBC

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I redid this cahpter because I didn't like it and the grammer sucked. Hopefully this is better. Let me know THanks!

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