CALLING ALL ARTIST! I NEED some fanart for my story and am in DESPERATE need of a BETA! ANYONE INTERSTED! ALL FLAMES WELCOMED! Yes we're geting into the adventurey part of the story. And as you might as well know My seqeul to Just sitting on a Bench is out ^*^ It's called Sasuke Bridezilla! Read and Review!

Previously,

Tsunade sat in her chair with a long trail blood coming out her nose going down her oversized breast. Shizune held her pig in her arms in a chock hold on the floor because her legs could no longer support her while Jiraya was passed out on the floor due to the excessive "information" he gathered for his "research"

"I-I-I'm a freaking GENUIS" exclaimed the blond Hokage.

-back to lovers yet not lovers lovers-

After eating, the two Jounins worked out a plan. "We'll talk to the village leader about the situation and then the forest leaders. Get both sides of the story before we get involved." Sasuke nodded agreeing silently to the plan." Hearing both sides may clarify some things."

"I guess we will tell the other tomorrow. Their probably in town having a ball." Kakashi yawned.

"Yea then we will go from there. Now lets sleeps it's near 1am and I'm tired" Sasuke nodded changing out of his clothes into his Kakashi large shirt and leaving his boxers on. They both got in bed. Sasuke waited patiently until the Copycat ninja fail asleep. Then he turned around staring at the still bear face. The high moon gave him an excellent view. He gave in to his earlier desires and ran his fingers along the handsome face.

"I'm the absolute worst. Surely, I don't deserve you" Sasuke mumbled to noone. Crying silently.

NOW

Hokage Tower

"Alright! I've recieved word that hundreds maybe even thousands of people are watching this." explained Tsunade "So, in order to get what we want we must allow a vote. People and reviewers of this story will vote what they want to happen. For instanc,-"

"SMUT" shrieked Shizune.

Both Jiraya and Tsunade stared at the blushing heart shaped eyed assistant rolling around on the ground. Both sighed.

"Be serious Shizune! We need to ask for their safe return."

"Yea and Kakashi to sign these release forms stating I have full right to use him in my new yoai Icha Icha" Jiraya added wiggling his eyebrows. Shizune abruptly passed out from all the explict possibilities.

Tsunade sighed at the stupidity that ran Konoha. Grabbing Ton Ton, Tsunade sat leaned back in her chair, turned up her television, and continued to watch things unfold.

Everyone was updated on the current circumstances. Agreeing that the only way back home was to fix this mess, they headed to villiage while the Akatsuki went into the forest.

The villiage was bustling with progress. People rushing to jobs and children ran for school before the bell rang. Unfortunately, due to Sasuke's pheremones radiating like crazy, many people stop to ogle at the young ninja. And to Kakashi's well hidden annoyance not only was their "team" making it worse by ogling themselves, but they were groping as well. Each time, Kakashi saw one of them brush their hands against Sasuke he had to resist snapping their fingers. In order to, at least, reduce the groping Kakashi pulled Sasuke over to him as if to discuss something with him. This earned him glares which he promptly ignored.

Sasuke glance at him in thanks. After much walking and stopping to ask directions, the team made it to the a large temple-like palace. It bore a giant blue diamond at it's gates. Seeing no guards at the entrance the ninja let themselves in.

Walking through the team could see beautiful ponds filled with koi fish, poles made of solid gold with detailed pictures intergrated in them, and as they entered the great hall huge trapesies dyed in deep reds and rich browns. They displayed battles with horrid looking beasts as you walked on the white marble floors.

Finally, they made it to a grand door. Two knobs rested peacefully on the door. Without hesitation, Sasuke knocked on the door. A great echo sounded through the hall. They waited patiently for an answer, and as soon as Sasuke thought to knock again the doors were thrown open.

"Please enter" a soft voice answered.

They entered the throne room. It was brightly lite and very large. Everything in it look cyrstal clear. It look liked they were stepping on glass giving off and air of elegance.

Like a diamond.

A brunette woman sat kneeled on a slight higher stage. Dressed in a blue and whit kimono, she beckoned them closer. All six ninja sat on the pillows. Sasuke sat in the middle.

"Ahh, you must be the men sent by Hatori" she said in a soothing voice "How may I help you?"

Sasuke being in charge spoke up. "We heard of the conflict between your village and the forest. We wish to be of assistance" Sasuke replied in an equally cool voice.

"Ah! Yes, Hatori had mentioned you would be coming. What can I do to help further some form of peace with in my village...um"

"Sasuke. Uchiha Sasuke"

The beautiful woman giggled. "...Sasuke. I am Miyunakai Izugai. Queen of the Aoi Villiage. And with you are...?"

"Hatake Kakashi, Uzamaki Naruto, Hyuuga Neji, Sabuku Gaara, and Sai." Izugai nodded.

"Well, it's nice to meet you all. " The guys bowed their heads in a form of respect.

"I guess you'll want to hear about our history before we plan for the future." Sasuke nodded.

"Well, it started about 175 years ago. My great great grandfather had brought a small band of people to this very spot we sit in. They were a people who had been unjusticely ousted out of their village or fleeing for their lives. My great great grand father, Tatsuna, lead our people. He had even met with the forest spirit itself. They made a pact to live in harmony. We would not distrub them and they would not distrub us. And for a time it did work, but soon our people discovered diamonds lay under the very beds they slept in. It was then Tatsuna came up with the idea that we would be a village. First, they digged for the diamonds and then they were safely put away. We learned to cultivate diamonds. Give them color, shape, density. Word spread and many people came to live in our village. Their were many attempts to steal the diamonds only to horribly fail. Later on, my great gand father, Yuro, decided to use our diamonds as an economical tool. We allowed rumors to spread about our diamonds and it lured people of great nobility. They paid much for our skillfully done diamonds. As time went on another generation withered and most died. While another multiplied. By the time my father came to power we were the second largest village in the contient."

Sasuke nodded "So as size and wealth grew so did the village and it's need for diamonds." he concluded.

"Yes, our walls got wider and our legend stronger. People have cross far to get here, but the tell of diamonds pull them through. This displeased the forest dwellers. They don't understand that as we grow so does our need for space. They are unwilling to compromise."

Sasuke chose his wording carefully "Yes...but they let you stay here. Shouldn't you...abide by their rules."

Sasuke say the red painted lips press into a tight line "Abide by their rules? And so what am I to do? Tell my people to leave! Go! Their are too many here so I bandish you! And what of our economy? We were once a poor people now we prosper and all I heard are ways to take it away! By abiding by their rules!" hissed the Queen. Her soft features contorted. Clearly, she cared for her villiage.

"Yes, but you said so yourself. People came to live here. Can't you close your borders?"

"No! Most people came here were just like the people of my great great grandfather. Hurt, unfairly treated, and in need of some simple hospitality."

"Miss Izugai if I may?" Kakashi cutted in. "What does your village symbol mean? The blue diamond?" the woman instantly calmed down.

"It represents the very first diamond that was found. The blue diamond hidden far away. It is passed down from generation to generation. It has only been seen by the leaders (herself included) and the orginal villagers who have passed away long ago."

"So you named the village after the color of the diamond."

"Yes."

"What do you plan to do about your village?" asked Kakashi.

"We will fight!" the woman said fierecly. Sasuke's eyes widen.

"And what of their people and yours?" Sasuke asked.

"It is war Sasuke-san! Casuality are almost always unavoidable, but my people will fight to keep our village. We have had to many murdered from the rougue habits."

Kakashi could sense the waves of anger coming off Sasuke. "We understand. It has become late. We should go now." Kakashi and the other bowed. Kakashi steered Sasuke out the room.

"Please come again soon. Good-bye Sasuke-kun" It seemed even the queen was not immune to Sasuke's pheremones. However that was unimportant now. Sasuke was pissed. Didn't she understand that lives were lost in war?

Real human souls

And what of the forest? Sasuke shook his head fiercely as he walked through Hatori's house. The sheer insanity. Sasuke hoped Itachi did better, but as the smell of blood hit him; his hope dimmed.

Hatori was sitting next to Itachi bandaging his arm. "What happen?" asked Sasuke.

"That fucked up forest" grumbled Kisame. He was holding an ice pack to his head.

"What happen?" repeated Sasuke.

"We went in only to be attacked and screeched at by a bunch of crazed animals" explained Sasori.

"Yea, un, they kept yelling war! and die! and stuff un!" elaborated Deidara cradling his broken wrist.

"It seems Otouto that we have bitten more than we can chew" Itachi said.

"Hn. Such a quitter Aniki. Our end went fine. Sai and Naruto can tell you about."

"And where are you going?" asked Madara.

"To bathe. I'm dirty and sweaty" Ohhh if only Sasuke knew how lewd that sound to them. However, Sasuke was obilivious and set out for the bathroom.

"Who votes to watch Sasuke bath and then I tell you what happen later." Almost everyone rose their hand. Kakashi closed the sliding door to their exit and gave them a stern look.

"How about you tell them now and not stare at Sasuke." It was more of a command then a suggestion. Naruto was going to say something about Kakashi being a pervert, but Hatori cut in.

"I agree with Kakashi. This is no time to be left uninformed. Besides you have imaginations, use them" The entire room was filled with a collective groan. Hatori's house meant Hatori's rules.

Kakashi eye curved into a smile. He was glad to be the only one to see a naked wet Sasuke.

Finally updated! Took me long enough! Please review I liked to know what you think