Authors Note: This was inspired by a friend of mine's story about being attracted to one of his friend's mother. His story is slightly different, when this happened to him, his friend's mother was single. I just wanted to do this because I thought it would be extremely funny and fascinating to do. If the concept of a cougar mom freaks you out, leave. I just really thought that this would be a funny one to do and as you can see, it's sort of a joint one between Jake and Rose.

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What Do You Do In This Situation? Part I – Rose and Jake Long

Rose's POV

Rose blew out a sigh and put the car in park in front of the modest looking home.

This weekend was one of her family's leisure weekends and DJ planned to spend it with a friend, but the thing that was making her irritated in this situation was one minor detail. DJ asked her and Jake if he could have a friend over at their house and Jake had agreed for the both of them. Rose didn't really have any room to argue. She had been neglecting the family as of late with work and if she denied any of her children things like this, they'd more then likely crawl all over her. She wanted to avoid that at all costs. So that's what led her here, sitting in a residential neighborhood in Queens while her eldest son went into his friend's house to fetch …Grant. It wasn't that she hated the kid, no, but she was sure that every time she bent over, he would stare at her ass.

Rose had to admit, for a fifteen year old boy he was good looking. Blond spiky hair, blue eyes, he looked like he should be living in California instead of Long Island. He was a kid who surfed, and played water sports which was rare enough to find on Long Island. The kid was her kid's best friend and that presented a dilemma. Through DJ, she was going to have contact with a boy who had an unhealthy obsession with a woman who was nearly 35 years old then himself. That was another thing that perplexed her? Had she kept her looks so in shape that she was attracting 15 year old boys? Or was this whole thing just a delusion and had her ego reached a point where it was so big that it was eating itself. When the passenger door to the car opened, there was Grant, blushing like a school boy. No, this wasn't a delusion.

"Hi Grant …" Rose said in an automaton like voice.

The blush on the cute kid's face deepened as he sat in the seat next to her, "Uh …Hey Mrs. Long."

Rose looked back up into the rearview mirror, and making sure that her son and Grant's bags were in the car, she turned the key in the ignition and started the car.

Oh yes, this was going to be fun.

The silence in the car was awkward at best and Rose was quietly singing her favorite song in her head to try and relieve the feeling. Traffic on the bridge was killing her and it only prolonged this. DJ and Grant had tried to engage in futile conversation, but it was to no avail and Rose silently groaned when things had completely settled down again, "So, Grant, how are you doing?"

Rose figured what the hell? She couldn't completely sit there stoned faced through this whole thing. When she came to a haul in the bumper to bumper traffic, she turned and offered a smile to the kid. Yes, he was very good looking, athletic, tan, great teeth, he was a girls dream. Rose had to remind herself to inset 'teenage' in front of 'girl' and she had to remind herself a few things. She was no longer a girl, she was a woman and it had been nearly thirty years since she was a teenager. She was married and this was all leading to thoughts that would get her a prison sentence in 15 States.

"Fine," He nodded at her and offered her a grin.

Rose nearly chewed her lip off in an attempt to stifle the blush.

It worked, but the next thing that came out of her mouth would have led her palming her forehead if she were alone, "Where did you get that tan?"

"Oh," Grant smiled and looked down to his arms, "My brothers and I went down south to Florida last week I guess I caught a lot of sun."

She exhaled shakily and nodded before looking back to the windshield and trying to evade the narrowed eyes of her son, "Yeah, obviously."

It was something of a running joke between Rose and Jake about this kid, sure, Rose thought he was cute, but she really didn't to encourage him. The problem, she didn't know what exactly constituted encouragement. She knew flashing the kid or walking around in the house in her underwear while he was with them was well, blatant. But what she needed to know was the subtle things that would send the kid the wrong message. She knew that she was never going to really find out.

Rose sighed.

This was going to be a long two nights.

Jake's POV

When Rose, DJ and DJ's friend Grant all arrived back at the apartment, Jake had to keep his eye on Grant. Both Jake and Rose knew that the kid liked her, and not that Jake was jealous of a kid mind you, he just thought that it was so amusing that his wife could catch the eyes of males who were thirty years younger than she was. As he embraced his wife, he kept one eye on Grant as he set his stuff down in the living room and looked up to stare a photo of Rose that had been taken at their High School Reunion. It was that black dress with the slit up her leg, it had probably garnered that same reaction from him. He couldn't help himself, "You seem to have an admirer."

Rose quietly laughed and whispered back in her husband's ear, "I know, the whole car ride back over here was awkward, say, where are the girls?"

"Alyssa's place? Why?" Jake asked, he was genuinely curious about it.

"I want you to give Alyssa a call, tell her to bring the girls back over here, along with herself and Liza," Rose chuckled in her husband's ear, "No offence, but with all of my daughters and granddaughters in the same room, I think it'll take the heat off of me and it'll make him quit picturing me in the tub."

"You are brilliant wife," Jake smiled and leaned in to kiss her on the lips.

"That's too good," Alyssa laughed at her father into the phone, she was enjoying this and her parents request, "Oh yes, I think we can come over and scope this kid out. Johnny can watch the boys while you have a total estrogen overload over there. Was there any time that Mom wanted me to come over?"

Jake laughed and looked out into the living room where Grant and DJ were watching television, "You can come over any time you please."

Rose's POV

"Alright boys," Rose announced as she strutted out of the kitchen and into the living room where Grant and DJ were sitting, "I've ordered the Pizza, and a lot of it, we've got all sorts of Soda and there are plats in the cabinet in there. DJ, I don't want you or Grant to hog all of the good. Your sisters and Liza will be coming over soon and they're gonna want to eat to, understood?"

DJ's face contorted into a scowl, "What? Why aren't they at her house?"

"Because your brothers, Johnny and his kids are so overbearing to your sisters and Liza that they felt that they needed some space," Rose smiled to herself and then looked over to Grant, "Is that okay with you Grant?"

"Uhh …yeah," He pearly grinned at her, "Are they as nice at you Mrs. Long?"

Rose bit her lip and grinned, "You could say something like that."

She turned and walked back into the kitchen and as much as he didn't want her to hear it, Rose could distinctly hear the next conversation, "Damn."

"Dude," DJ admonished him with a slap on arm, "That's my mom."

"I know," She heard him groan, "But she's just so damn …damn fine!"

Rose had to put her fist in her whole mouth to keep the laugh from escaping it as DJ admonished him again with a slap on the arm. Well, she unintentionally heard that and it also meant that DJ was aware of his friends little crush on her. Which meant screwing with Grant with the help of her daughters and Granddaughter was going to make this even sweeter.

Her daughter was a beautiful woman, Rose had to say that. It was hard to imagine that a little over thirty years ago, this gorgeous woman before her had been a screaming, crapping, vomit geyser. Rose smiled at her other daughters and granddaughter as they made their way into the apartment and looked back to her oldest. Her dirty blonde hair was waist length. She wore tight fighting black pants and modest looking sweater that showed off a generous amount of her trim stomach. Rose smiled with elation at the sight of her daughter, "God, you look done up babe. What's the matter?"

"Oh you know," Alyssa shrugged, "Dad told me that this kid was hot for you and he told me to get myself done up, to do a little Science Experiment."

Rose smirked, "Well the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

"Hey," Jake said, walking up behind Rose and eyeing his daughter from head to toe. His jaw was wide set and he was getting flashes of déjà-vu from the look that his daughter had, "What the hell do you think you're doing looking all gorgeous like your mother? I swear I've seen her in that before?"

The former Huntsgirl nodded, "I know, I think I wore that on our second date."

"Yeah," Jake nodded, looking at Alyssa's outfit once more, "You did wear that leather get up on the first one. So Alyssa, are you sure that you are okay playing along with us on our little joke?"

Alyssa nodded to her parents, "Some 15 year old kid is hot for my 46 year old mother, I kind of want to see this for myself. So what's the game plan?"

"Follow my lead," Rose winked and turned on her heel to go back into the living room.