"Gross, gross, gross, gross-"
"Would you stop!" Artemis snapped.
Wally glared at her. "Dude! I am covered in manure! You don't think that's gross?"
Artemis sniffed contemptuously. "I always think you're gross, Kid Dung."
"Oh, haha, please, your rapier wit is killing me."
"Look, if you hadn't stopped to eat, or maybe if you'd just stop whining, you'd be showered and changed by now."
"I was hungry!" Wally protested. "Neither slate nor snow nor big piles of crap can come between a Speedster and his need for food."
Artemis just grunted and turned. Wally stuck his tongue out at her back. Suddenly, Artemis whirled around, bow and arrow drawn. "Go shower. Now!"
Wally's eyes widened. He didn't need to be told twice. Before Artemis could make good on her threat, Wally dashed away and to the locker room. As he stepped in, he could hear water already running. Someone was already there, using a shower. No matter, there were plenty to go around.
Wally peeled off his soiled uniform and threw it in the corner. Aunt Iris was going to kill him. As he got closer to the shower area, he could hear someone singing. In a very high voice.
"And ready to know what the people know! Askin' my questions and get some answers. What is a fire and why does it- what's the word- burn? When's it my turn, wouldn't I love, love to-"
Wait… Was that… "Kaldur?"
The singing suddenly stopped and a moment later Aqualad poked his head out from one of the shower stalls.
"Were you just… was that… Dude!" Wally said, flabbergasted. "Were you just singing The Little Mermaid?"
Kaldur blinked and then narrowed his eyes. "Get out."
"But, I-"
"Now."
"Yeah, going," Wally said, backing up. Kaldur must've been studying Batman's intimidation techniques. "Next time I'll… knock or something. Give you time to… choose a manlier song."
Right. Well, a shower could wait. Maybe he'd go bug Artemis for a while.