This is dedicate to fan-girl97's friend Delaney, Hamish and Andy, Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy and the children's show I.N.K. This is also dedicated to Jaedon's (MyShadowOfDoom, Jappa and Ashleigh131) partner, and friendship group.

This is the last chapter guys! Sorry it took so long to get out! Thank you to all the reviewers and readers!

Warning: There is a bit of swearng. Sorry to all those minors reading.

Final Chapter: The Evil New Zealand Colony

Light was waiting. He was waiting for the perfect time to strike. Any moment now the perfect moment was going to strike and Light was waiting for it.

Suddenly, in his line of view, a small, white and extremely fluffy object bounced into his line of vision. As Light stared at the fluffy creature (as he came to realise), it began to duplicate until soon, most of the room was filled with these small, white and extremely fluffy creatures.

All around his Light could hear whispering. He looked around the room of white and focused on one of the creatures. He blinked in shock.

I'm surrounded by rabbits... What the fuck?

Light pulled his Death Note out of his bag and admired the leather black cover for a moment before opening the cover. Flicking through the first few pages of rules, Light was soon staring at all the names of the people he killed. Reflection on the events he had come to see in his time as Kira.

God, he thought as he turned the page over, I'm turning into a sympathetic loser. God help me.

There was suddenly a flash of white and he looked up. Nothing had changed except for the room being covered with white rabbits. Light looked back down at his notebook and started to panic.

It was gone.

"Shit!" he cursed, "Where did it go?"

"Quack."

Light blinked as silence fell over the room. Not a single rustle or shuffle.

"Quack"

Light frowned. Is that a... duck?

"Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack..." the quacking grew louder as Light looked around the room flabbergasted as the rabbits quacked.

"Okay Light," he said to himself, "If I look around I'm sure I'll find the notebook. And then I'll be able to get the fuck out of here and away from the quacking rabbits. And everything will be fine."

As he finished his short pep-talk he tried to make his way through the rabbits covering every inch of the floor; his search for the Death Note not going well as he tripped over a rabbit and landed on a duck.

After landing on the duck, Light was happy to know that the rabbits weren't the ones quacking.

Slowly growing frustrated when he couldn't find the death note, Light sat down on the floor, not knowing what else to do.

The door was thrown open, and in marched a mouse. But not just any mouse. The Evil New Zealand Mouse. It suddenly dawned on Light. These weren't just any ducks and rabbits. They were all part of the Evil New Zealand Mouse's colony. And the last thing he heard, this Evil New Zealand Mouse wanted to steal the Death Note for his own devilish plans. And he had succeeded in stealing the death note.

"Now worthless, pathetic, moronic, Japanese, considerable good looking human. I Slartibartfarst, (1) leader of the T. O. T. W. D. S. B. T. N. Z. D. M. A. R.; which means: Take over the world, domination scheme by the New Zealand ducks, mice and rabbits, order you to bow down before us and make us your leader. If you do not comply with our demands, I will write your name in the..." the mouse pauses, his beady black eyes looking straight into Light's skull... "DEATH NOTE." He cried in a dramatic voice. (Bum bum buuuuuummmmmmm)

"Umm... Also the mice would like some cheese and crackers, bit if there's no cheese, crackers will do just fine." He said as an afterthought. Light nodded and pulled a box of crackers out of his pocket.

"Here,"

There was a large swarm as the mice ran towards Light and his crackers.

There was a loud creak.

Everyone looked up just in time to see the chandelier fall on top of Light, knocking him into the oblivion known as unconsciousness.

~2.8765498 days later~

Light groaned as he opened his eyes. All he could see was white as his eyes tried to adjust to the light. He looked around the white hospital room, trying to remember how he got there.

He could vaguely remember a dream of ducks, rabbits and mice but shook his head. He's had quite a few weird dreams after getting the death note.

There was a small groan next to him where Misa was lying in a light sleep. Sighing, Light closed his eyes and went back to sleep.

~ DNOC final chapter's page break ~

Light was release later that day and went to L's head quarters. While there they got a call from Mello and Matt who had teamed up with Near and wanted to discuss how the hunt for Kira was going.

After they organised a designated place, they met up.

It was the Disney Land Fun House.

In the middle of the room there was a circular table that everyone sat around. It was a mix between a Men in Black and Knights of the Round Table Scenario.

The room was quiet – except for the murmurs of Misa and Matsuda who had found the muffin table – as they assessed each other. Mello began talking about how their progress was coming along. L interrupted

L interrupted and asked how he received this information and Matt replied by stating that while Mello was in a comatose state of chocolate withdrawal he could hear a voice telling him about Kira.

At hearing the name Mello, Misa turned around to find Mello munching on a chocolate bar. She went up to him and snatched it out of his hands.

"Bestie, I told you that if you eat chocolate you will get fat and have acne issues. What kind of bestie would I be I let you become fat with acne issues?' Misa stated.

Mello looked at her with slight recognition.

"Misa, darling," Light all be gritted his teeth, "How do you know Mello?"

"She's my bestie who I helped get over her chocolate additction." Misa smiled.

"I'm not a fucking girl you retarded Prostitute. I'm a boy I have male anatomy and I have a boyfriend." He yelled at Misa and then awkwardly sat down. Matt put his arms around Mello trying to ease his tensed body.

The room was quiet for quite some time. Nobody except Matsuda, noticed that while Mello was yelling another person had joined them at the table, his face was hidden by the shadows and Matsuda could not recognise him, and was surrounded by fluffy white things.

"Hello everyone, it's good to know that some things haven't changed," said the mysterious man.

"Mr Yamagi?" L asked, shocked.

"OH MY GOD! It wasn't a dream you really did kill mother and Sayu, you creepy stalker!" Light was in hysterics and the rest of the group were torn between being awed by Mr Yagami's life or wanting to bitch-slap Light.

"I have been resurrected by the T. O. T. W. D. S. B. T. N. Z. D. M. A. R. (Take over the world, domination scheme by the New Zealand ducks, mice and rabbits) order, as a vampire. I require blood to live, I cannot walk in sunlight and I for God's sake DO NOT SPARKLE! The T. O. T. W. D. S. B. T. N. Z. D. M. A. R. (Take over the world, domination scheme by the New Zealand ducks, mice and rabbits) order are going to use the Death note to take over the world and force everyone to obey their will. I have joined them because as a member we get a free membership to Costco." Mr Yagami explained.

"Wow! How do I join?" Asked Matsuda, hope shining in his eyes.

"You have to join T. O. T. W. D. S. B. T. N. Z. D. M. A. R. Of course!" Mr Yagami said.

"I'M IN!" everyone except Light yelled.

Light looked around shocked.

"What the fuck is wrong with you people?" he asked amazed.

"Costco is AMAZING!" they all replied.

"It is up to you Light," Mr Yagami said, "they Fate of the world is in your hands. It's either Join us or Die." He said.

Light bit his lip.

What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

He grinned. "I will join you."

He turned and looked out of the window and yelled to the room.

"GO TO HELL MOTHER FUCKERS!"

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" The room laughed.

THE END

(1) Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed it! Sorry again for the swearing!