Hail to the King, Baby!
Chapter 2

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Written by: The First-Born

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Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Naruto failed the academy twice before so he is 2 years older than the others, making him 14 when he failed for the third time.

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WARNING!

This story may include, but is not restricted to; Violence… Sexual Themes… Drug use… Cursing… Bashing… Womanizing… and etc.

This story is a crossover with Naruto and Duke Nukem, one of the first of it's kind.

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AN: It seems that someone couldn't understand what is written under the disclaimer so here, let me explain. When an Academy Student is about to graduate, they are 12 years old. Naruto failed his test 2 times and was forced to retake the class for a whole year meaning that he was in the class before Rock Lee, Tenten, and Neji, the class with them, and finally the class with the Rookie nine. He is a year older than team nine and is two years older than the other teams... I don't really know how to explain it better without having to send a timeline to you.

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"Oh fuck... fuck... fuck..." chanted the young blond twin as Naruto pounded his cock deep into her core with long, powerful strokes that penetrated far beyond anything that she had ever felt before, "Fuck me... oh pound my pussy!"

Naruto continued to do just that, his shaft positioning in and out of her dripping core while both ignored the other twin who could only lay on the bed next to them. She could only breath in deeply and felt completely numb from the pounding she had received, her legs spread wide with his semen coating her belly and breasts, some even seeping from her abused slit that seemed to glow red from being fucked raw.

"Here I cum, Baby," Naruto grunted out after a minute before pulling out, "Where do you want it?"

The blond girl got offer her hands and turned to face him on her knees, wincing as her stretched inner walls protested the movement but holding out her chest, "Cum on my titties!"

Naruto jerked off a few times and grunted as his cock pulsed, sending thick, rope-like stands of semen splashing onto her chest.

The girl moaned erotically as he did and began to rub it into her skin before leaning forward and licking his still hard member, "Kami! How can this thing still be so hard!" she questioned breathlessly, her warm breath making his member jump lightly as she pulled back.

"Because I'm not done with you yet baby," he smirked before gliding his cock towards her mouth once again, which opened without question and allowed him to enter. "Just relax and breath through your nose, I want to see if you have a gag reflex since your sister didn't."

The man took a hold of her hair and slowly began to push his manhood in and out of her willing mouth, humming at the fill of her tongue as it moved underneath his shaft. Slowly he began to pick up speed and pushed in deeper. Deeper and deeper his shaft would glide before his balls would slap he chin, just moments before she gagged, causing him to pull out.

"I guess you twins aren't exactly alike," he mused before she grabbed his legs.

"Please," she moaned out, "Fuck my throat, choke me with your cock!"

Her sister could only watch as he began to brutally slam her sisters face into his pelvis, the sound of her gagging and heaves as his cock slide in and out of her throat filling the room.

He pulled back, letting her take a deep breath.

"Yes!" she gasped out, "Rape my slutty throat!" before her mouth was full once again.

Naruto grunted with each thrust until he felt the churning feeling of nearing his end, but he didn't stop until he came, forcing his dick as deep as he could and cumming right down the girls throat while she swallowed again and again, face turning red from the prolonged lack of air.

When he released her, she took long deep breaths before looking up to him with a smile, her mouth and chin covered in her drool. "Kami that was so good!" she told him deeply.

The man nodded, "Yeah but I'm not finished yet, turn around and show me that ass, you got one more hole to fuck,"

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Jiraiya hauled ass as he sped down the road towards Konoha. After days upon days of searching, untold amounts of cash spent purchasing information from his less than agreeable contacts, and numerous missed chances of perversion and debauchery he had finally found something.

It was a bounty poster.

The Bingo book was a publication sent out by hidden villages that named their missing ninjas, their known skills, looks and anything else that could be used to identify and take them down. It detailed all that and a price for either their head or something else that could be used to assure the village that they were dead. But one thing about the Bingo book was that only a villages missing ninja or a highly dangerous terrorist could be place in the pages. There were just too many criminals and thieves to be listed.

So for notable civilian or ronin criminals, bounty boards and posters were put in places where hunter ninja and bounty hunters went.

Imagine his surprise when he saw the smirking face of a blond man looking at him from one of said posters, holding up his middle finger towards the camera while biting down on a thin cigar. A blond with three whisker-like scars on each cheek hailed by fathers, husbands, brothers, and boyfriends as a menace while perverts called him a role model. He was the Bane of Women, a sex magnet... he was Naruto Uzumaki.

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It had been a few hours since he had left both twins fully satisfied and unconscious at their shared home, both covered in his fluids and leaking from both holes. Now Naruto found himself inside one of the nicer casinos inside of Tea Country's capital, grinning and drinking sake as he continued winning game after game.

Had it not been for the fact that no evidence could be found to prove that he was cheating, he would've been kicked out already, much to the owner and the dealer's annoyance. They had even gotten a retired sensor ninja that worked for them to watch to make sure that he wasn't using chakra.

His numerous wins started attracting a crowd who cheered with each win, he even had a few girls crowded around him since he was winning so much money. Said girls were known as vultures, hovering around and hoping to peck at his massing fortune after seducing him... they were also know as gold-diggers.

"Winner!" the roulette dealer groaned out as the blond once again won, prompting a excited cheer from the crowd around the table.

Naruto laughed loudly as he drank another shot of alcohol, "Put it all on zero!"

This made them all start mumbling, betting on the zero was considered risky but betting all his winnings on it was foolish.

There was a silence but one hushed voice was heard from young raven haired girl wearing a black kimono while holding a small pig wearing a dress, "He must have brass balls," she said to her companion, an older busty blond with a purple diamond on her forehead while wearing a green gamblers coat.

"Or he's just stupid." she muttered with a bottle of sake in hand, annoyed that this man had better luck than her.

The ball on the roulette wheel continued to bounce around the numbers as it began to slow.

"No." Naruto stated, "I've got balls of steel!"

Just then, the ball stopped bouncing and landed as the wheel slowed to a stop.

"Winner!"

The Casino barely survived the day, losing well over half of the money they had locked away after the blond cashed out and left. Needless to say, they banned him from ever returning, saying that he was the devil himself because of his unnatural luck at gambling. Didn't bother hit though, he had been called worse in the past and took solace in the fact that no matter what they said about him he was still better than them.

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Sarutobi Hiruzen could only stare in shock at the bounty poster he was given by his student, all this time he had looked for Naruto and turns out that he had overlooked a simple fact.

Naruto wasn't a missing ninja.

Most ninja never paid a bounty board any mind, compared to the bounties that the Bingo book offered, hunting civilian targets was considered to be underneath them. Especially when their bounties were much lower compared to a missing ninjas.

So to think that they could've found the boy much sooner had they just looked to the civilian bounty board and looked at the picture was a blow to their pride. At least the poster hadn't had the boys name up there, that would've been down right embarrassing.

Taking a few minutes to write down a mission scroll he sent for one of his promising tracking teams, Team Kurenai.

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"YOU BASTARD!" Screamed a middle aged man, causing people in the streets to stop what they were doing to look as a built blond man was chased by the town blacksmith, a equally muscular man with multiple scars on his face. "I'LL KILL YOU FOR DEFLOWERING MY LITTLE GIRL!"

Naruto ran faster as the man swung a large hammer at him, narrowly missing his skull by inches. "Oh come on, she's older than me and no virgin can suck like that," he called out.

"DIE!"

The blond cursed and jumped onto a rooftop, ducking as the civilian blacksmith threw the massive hammer at him.

"Hah, missed me bitch!" he yelled down to the man, looking over the edge at the man who roared in rage at him before running over to where a ladder was propped up against another shop. "Oh shit,"

Naruto had met this nice 19 year old and worked his magic on her. Needless to say, when he got her to her home and into her bed, the girls father came in. Not the first time that happened.

There wasn't much that he feared, but pissed of fathers was at the top of that list. When they saw a man balls deep inside their little girl, they seemed to gain inhuman power and a will to kill anything. The same went for husbands and boyfriends.

To be continued...
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I personally think this chapter sucks, I don't know why but I'm having trouble writing and might take a short break to find inspiration.

Anyway, please review and tell me your thoughts on this.