Hail to the King, Baby!
Chapter 3:
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Written by: The First-Born
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Disclaimer: I own nothing.

WARNING!
This story may include, but is not restricted to; Violence… Sexual Themes… Drug use… Cursing… Bashing… Womanizing… and etc.
This story is a crossover with Naruto and Duke Nukem, one of the first of it's kind.
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Team Kurenai, formerly known as Team 8 back when they first made it out of the academy, stood before their aging Hokage and waited their mission briefing. They were a promising team of trackers and hunters, using Kiba Inuzuka and his Ninken partners heightened senses to track by smell, Shino Aburame's bugs to use as a beacon or to drain chakra from a target, and Hinata Hyuga's Byakugan to look through objects or her families taijutsu to paralyze them. Their leader, a beautiful dark haired, red eyed jonin by the name of Kurenai Yuhi, also contributed to the team by her masterful use of genjutsu to hide their position, confuse targets, or trick them.

"Team Kurenai, reporting for duty sir!" Kurenai stated with her team standing next to her, ready to hear the mission details. It had been a while since they had been chosen for a mission instead of just randomly picking a D-rank or simple C-rank and it was nice to know that they had been chosen for their skill.

"Ah yes," the old man nodded as he looked at them before picking up a scroll, "Team Kurenai, here we are. You've been picked for a tracking mission, Jiraiya has finally found some information on a person and I need you to track him down." he told them before handing them the scroll which he had personally filled out.

"Who's the target?"

Sarutobi stopped for a moment, weighing his options of telling her just who she was tracking down. Kurenai was a pervert basher of the highest order, second only to Tsunade and Anko in terms of brutality when faced with an open act of perversion. Telling her that they were going after a infamous womanizer and that he was not to be harmed... to badly, could cause some... less than pleasant reactions.

Deciding to just say it, Hiruzen Sarutobi leaned forward, "Your looking for the Burisuben-no-Joshi,"

A fire appeared in Kurenai's eyes, "When do I kill him?"

"NO!" He shouted, holding his hands up for her to stop and listen, "Your not killing him, this is a tracking mission, not an assassination."

"What?" Kurenai frowned, "What else is there?" then she blinked, they weren't killing him and from how the Hokage reacted she doubted that it was to capture and imprison him... "Don't tell me,"

He nodded.

"You don't mean..."

"Yes, you are to track him down and convince him to return to the village."

She stared at him with a slack jaw, "H-hokage-sama, don't we have enough perverts around here? Why would we need him to come here?"

"Because Kurenai, we want him to return and restart his two clans. Now, no more complaints, you are to track and convince Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze to return to Konoha."

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Naruto huffed from his place against a large tree that grew in Fire Country. Not too long ago he had been traveling and seeing as Tea Country was surrounded by water all but one side, he had no real choice but to go north unless he wanted to spend time on a boat again and go to Wind Country to the west.

"Ow," he muttered after a minute, biting into the now ruined cigar that was clinched in his teeth, broken and shredded on the ground while one of the younger trees ahead of him were broken.

He had been traveling, minding his own business when out of no where, something attacked him, hitting him with a powerful back hand that sent him flying.

"I've been waiting a long time for this demon," a person said as he appeared from the road, jumping onto the broken trunk of the fallen tree, "It took a lot of work to track you down but now I'll fucking end you monster."

Naruto looked at the person and partly recognized him from his past, "Mizuki?" he questioned while spitting the cigar aside, "Last I heard, you were dropping the soap in Konoha SCF (Strict Correctional Facility), finally 'sucked up' to the Warden enough to get parole?"

"Fuck you demon," the man hissed before smirking, "But I've been dreaming of this day, I'm going to enjoy killing you,"

Naruto got up to his feet and popped his knuckles, "I'm gonna rip off your head and piss down your throat,"

Mizuki was much more muscular than he had been back in Konoha, back then he had a thin frame and was the poster boy for 'average', but now he was easly rivaling him in the muscularity department but he doubted that the convict's muscle was as dense as his own.

The convict made the first move, jumping at the blonde with speed that no escapee should have and trying to slam his fists down on the blond like a enraged beast. Naruto simply stepped aside, allowing Mizuki to slam his fists into the ground before being kicked in the ass, causing him to stumble forward and hit the tree trunk that had stopped Naruto in the first place.

"Are you even trying?" Naruto deadpanned.

Mizuki spun around, trying to punch him only to be kicked in the gut and thrown back, where he skidded and stood back up with a enraged growl.

"Looks like your better than I thought demon,"

Naruto, who was already disappointed with the fight, replied sarcastically, "You can think? I figured that your fellow cell mates had fucked your brains out,"

Mizuki sneered, "Joke all you want demon," he said before pulling out a tube of white liquid and drinking it all, "But now the jokes on you,"

"Really?" Naruto hummed, "Says the person who just drank what looked like a tube of semen... what, miss your boyfriend back in the pen?"

The man didn't reply, he only shook violently as hair began to grow all over his body while he grew another two feet and turned into what looked like a humanoid tiger complete with claws, ears, and fangs.

"Yes!" Mizuki roared out, "This is true power!"

"Wow, you look even more like a pussy than before."

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"I must warn you though," Sarutobi stated as he explained the mission, "Naruto left the village under less than desirable circumstances, he may not feel inclined to listen to you and might become aggressive."

"Is he really that dangerous?" Kiba scoffed before the Hokage answered, cutting Kurenai off before she could reprimand him.

"Yes he is, he may be classified as a civilian but he is in fact a ronin ninja. He's been known to lift over 600 pounds with ease and that's without using chakra. Rumors say he that he has perfected and mastered a berserker jutsu to the point that he no longer suffers the effects." He told them while remembering the embarrassment of thinking that he had no information on Naruto for so long when he had it right under his nose for so long.

Berserker Jutsu were considered to be a forbidden suicide technique, it granted the user near immortality for a certain amount of time, allowing them to fight with gaping wounds, broken bones, missing limbs... as long as the brain was active and at least partly connected to the body they would continue to fight. But once the jutsu wore off they would drop to the ground and sub come to their wounds or chakra exhaustion. It was considered to be forbidden because the more it was used the harder it was to keep in control, some lost their minds and attacked fellow ninja instead of the enemy.

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The forest now had a small clearing made by the two hulking men, Mizuki swiping at the blond with his new claws while Naruto sometimes knocked them down with his chakra enhanced punches. Both were dodging each others attacks for all they were worth but despite Mizuki's enhanced speed, one of his ribs were now broken while the worse Naruto had was a scratch on his forearm.

"Is that all you got? Seriously, a nut less monkey can do better,"

"Grr... SHUT YOUR FUCKING DEMON MOUTH!" Mizuki roared, sprinting forward with a fury of wild swipes.

Naruto dodged them all with a smirk and when the first opening presented itself, he nailed the larger humanoid with strike to the torso with the force of a sledge hammer, doubling him over before bringing down his fist on the back of Mizuki's head.

Mizuki's hulking frame slammed into the ground but before he could move, Naruto planted his boot on the back of his head and pressed down, grinding his face into the grass for a moment before raising his foot and stomping until the white haired man's movement slowed.

Removing his foot, Naruto grabbed him by the hair and pulled the larger man up before throwing him against a tree, where he landed back first into the trunk and slid down, his face covered in dirt and grass while his nose seeped blood.

The blonde walked over and grabbed him by the sides of his head then started to pull, placing his foot on the man's chest until he finally ripped it off in a spray of blood and gore, even ripping his spinal column out, still connected to the skull.

"Half man, half animal... all dead," Naruto chuckled before dropping the still animal like head and smirking. Reaching down, he unzipped his pants and proceeded to do just as he said and relieved himself on the headless corpse of Mizuki, aiming right down his neck. "I'ma piss on you just like R-Kelly,"

To be continued...
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