SY: Sorry I haven't updated in a while! Been too busy reading, role-playing, and all those other junk. Well I decided to make this a short a/n, so enjoy, and please read and review, and NO FLAMES PLEASE! Also I'm just hoping to finish this fanfic soon, or possibly before school gets more hectic for me. Hm…Kakashi was supposed to return my darn e-pod about two weeks ago! GOSH.
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Neji and Rock Lee:
Neji couldn't resist his inside soul wanting to force him to laugh so loud because of the Sasuke and the piñata rumor. Neji kept thinking "Must not laugh, must not laugh. Don't laugh. DON'T." Neji couldn't think of laughing for a minute, so he started bursting his laughter out loud. Neji laughed so hard that probably the whole town heard his laughter. Rock Lee, who was looking at the way the barber was cutting his so-called 'precious' hair, heard Neji's hysterical laugh and was surprised to see Neji laughing so loud.
Rock Lee turned around to see his hair being cut until a tennis ball, which came out in the middle of no where, hit him so hard that Rock Lee fell down from the chair. The way Rock Lee looked like was as if a hunter just shot a bird. Soon Rock Lee went dreaming while being unconscious, but what happened in his dream might surprise you…
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Rock Lee's Wacky Dream:
Rock Lee was around the area where the Declaration of Independence happened. Rock Lee's hairstyle looked similar to George Washington's, United States of America's very first president. Except Rock Lee's hair was pink instead of white. He was sitting down in a shiny yet quite furnished mahogany chair.
Everyone who was in his 'dream' were all the people he knew quite well. Chouji, who was bald, had about ten boxes of tissue next to him. It was quite peculiar yet awkward to see Chouji having ten boxes of tissue next to him instead of ten giant bags of chips, since Chouji was a food lover.
Sasuke, who had green Afro hair, stood up looking superior arguing, "Judge! I believe Mr. Lee's statement is incorrect! I can defend the statement of Mister Neji Hyuuga is the current owner of Miss Sakura Haruno and that Miss Hinata Hyuuga, Mr. Hyuuga's cousin was the one that has been cursing our town!"
Rock Lee looked shocked at Sasuke, so he stood up angrily and said, "What did you just say?" Immediately after that, Rock Lee was soon teleported to yet another part of his dream. One of his wacky dreams that would be useful to see in the Kohona's website. Rock Lee noticed he was stuck in a place very creamy, every step Rock Lee took made him have a hard time walking, even any jutsus wouldn't work because it was his dream.
Rock Lee noticed a small hole and saw Sakura's face. Rock Lee was very happy and jovial that he saw Sakura yet again. However, Rock Lee didn't know one thing. He was inside a cream puff. Yes, those ice cream puffs people love to eat during summer. Once Rock Lee stayed there for two minutes, he started sweating, probably because Sakura was suppose to eat the cream puff, but she's been neglecting it in the sun.
Rock Lee was yet again teleported to another part of his dream, his non-ending dream until somebody was able to REALLY wake him up. Rock Lee was sitting down on a chair facing a mirror, although he supposedly thought he was back to normal. This was only half of his dream, so the director, who was a teenage girl who had long black hair and wore glasses, told Rock Lee, "Lee. You'll have to be at the room! You will be the front cover of a phone book! Go! HURRY!"
Rock Lee nodded and got out of his seat immediately following the director's order like Gai's orders. Rock Lee ran as fast as he can to the room and once he was there, the same director told him, "Lee! You forgot to remove that jacket! You're not going to advertise a darn jacket commercial, a PHONE BOOK COMMERICAL! Go! Remove that darn thing or else you'll mess with my anger!"
Rock Lee looked around his red jacket to find the buttons to remove it. It took him about two minutes to figure out where it was until he noticed it was behind his back. Once Rock Lee removed it, he noticed that he was wearing a yellow t-shirt and in the front saying, "If you want me, use a phone book!"
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Naruto:
Naruto, who looked like his death was going to be the boulder, started running so fast, that he kept thinking the boulder was running faster than he was. Fox was standing there laughing at Naruto, who was 'running for his life'. Naruto kept running and running until he was at the edge of the airship.
Naruto thought, "Damn it. I have nowhere else to go!" Naruto turned around trying to think of a plan as soon as possible, until he noticed the boulder stopping. He became a bit relax since the boulder stopped moving, but instead, it moved to Fox's direction!
So Fox ran as fast as he can until he noticed he was at the end of the airship. Naruto thought, "Ah ha!" So Naruto kept jumping up and down like crazy, which made the boulder move closer to Fox and resulted Fox in going down. Therefore, Naruto ended up winning this battle luckily.
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Sakura:
Sakura, whose look seems to be stunned and speechless, wondered if the flamingo would help her in this battle or not. Sakura noticed the flamingo going at Peach and trying to destroy her, which made it useful for Sakura. Sakura then won the battle because of the flamingo would wanted to run past Peach, however Peach was the one blocking the flamingo's way.
Sakura sat down on top of the castle as both a satisfaction that she won, and that she had too much torture for one battle. Sakura laid her back on the roof, but soon the castle became the ground with many plants and flowers, especially piranha plants. Sakura tried to enjoy the view of the colorful hand-drawn skies because she hadn't experience relaxation for a while ever since this mission has started.
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Kakashi:
Kakashi continued to dance the rumba, which later on he stopped. He sat down on a chair that was next to him and instead of taking out his manga; he took out an Ikea magazine. He was looking at the cover, and started thinking, "Santa Claus is coming to town…. Oh! Naruto would look very humorous in that apron! Or, if she was there she would look pretty."
While Kakashi was scanning through the pictures in the Ikea magazine, he was listening to a Korean rap, in which he didn't understand in the iPod. Soon Kakashi stopped at one page in the magazine, it said in the page, "UBER NO JUTSU." He was baffled by that phrase, he wondered if somebody wrote that in the Ikea magazine, supposedly Naruto, however he didn't know there was a ninja jutsu called 'Uber No Jutsu'.
Kakashi kept pondering about it, until he saw a kid, who looked chubby, had black, short hair, and was eating chips. The kid kept saying, "Uber no jutsu!" every time he ate a chip, which turned Kakashi, who was about a foot away from the kid, into a submarine. The submarine was bright pink to be exact. It was also about 3 feet long and Kakashi was reading the Ikea magazine while being a submarine, however, he didn't know he turned into a submarine.
Hinata and Akina, who were watching the screen and laughing at what happened to Kakashi's students, soon looked up. They were quite stunned by Kakashi, since he turned into a submarine. Hinata asked Akina, "Hey..Akina-chan, did Kakashi-sensei turn into…a submarine?"
Akina nodded and replied, "Yes, I think he just turned in a submarine, due to the jutsu that fat kid said." The kid, who heard what Akina said, shouted to her, "I AM NOT FAT! I AM BEAUTIFUL."
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Sasuke:
Sasuke got ready in his position yet again, since he thought he would be defeating two enemies instead of one. The cat screeched piercingly that Sasuke's ears were really annoyed by it. He tried to survive the cat's screeching, however, Mewtwo, who also couldn't survive the sound of the cat, was ready to give up the fight, hoping the cat would stop screeching. The reason the cat kept screeching was because that's the only attack it could do.
Mewtwo ended up giving up the fight; therefore Sasuke winning by both luck and Akina's drawing of the large cat. Sasuke soon noticed orbs from Mewtwo and was sent to Sasuke, to look like all the powers Mewtwo had was now at Sasuke's body. Sasuke was immediately teleported to another place.
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Gai and Tenten:
Tenten and Gai stared at the screen and started dancing both quickly yet accurately. Tenten, who's strategy she does whenever she plays ddr, is to hum the melody, so she kept humming the melody, while Gai, was so focus that he wanted to make every step seem 'perfect'. However there were quite a lot of quick steps in the song. In the end, Tenten was the winner of the first round by 500 points the difference. Gai said, "No! I lost this round! I'll get you in the next round!"
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SY: I've decided to make a sequel to this fanfic. So for all of you people who might be sad that there isn't going to be another Naruto fanfic made by me, fear not! I am going to make a sequel after I finish this fanfic. It might take me a while to finish this fanfic because of my busy schedule. Sorry this is a bit short, but my brain hasn't been in a typing mood lately. However, I just wanted to say that as the good news, and also to all those people who have a username on Gaia online (and possibly know me) my gaianniversary, is tomorrow, August 24! Yay! Anyway, I will try to type chapter 11 as soon as possible! Thanks so much for the people who have reviewed!