A long, long time ago in a galaxy that was pretty much this one, a bashful country fell in love with a strict one.
It was basically a ticking time bomb.
They argued; for the bashful one was quite annoying and pathetic, and the strict country didn't put up with it well, often cursing.
One screamed while the other cowered in the corner, one wanted wurst and the other pasta.
They got stranded; sure, maybe some quiet Japanese guy was there but who cares because ohmygosh it was such a fan moment and of course America had to ruin it with his whole "hero" thing and the whole "saving the world from Nazi" business.
They let each other down; one wanted kisses and kindness and the other wanted a strong partner in war who would burn that stupid white flag that almost seemed to represent it better than the red and green and white one.
Occasionally they got along and slept in the same bed and songs were sang and cheeks were kissed.
They gave each other the silent treatment; and boy was that terrible.
But the best part was what came after.
And yes, there was plenty of bondage.
Somebody want more (cough cough me cough cough) so here it is! Who do you wanna see next?
More reviews= this one gets priority over my other fics with more reviews (7 at the time is my highest…I know I am extremely cool, you don't need to point)
HarponMOO is out :D