If you give a Russian vodka, he will get drunk.
If he gets drunk, he might start blabbering.
If he starts blabbering, he might confess secrets.
If he confesses secrets, people might find out.
If China finds out, he might share his too.
If China shares his, it might lead to awareness of their mutual love.
If they become aware of their mutual love, they might start dating.
If they start dating, things might get mushy.
If things get mushy, there might be sex.
And in the morning, when the sheets are damp, and backs are sore, Russia will reach out for more vodka, da.
dadadada dun dun dun...that is the oriental riff people... I tell no lies.
Wikipedia it.
TWO UPLOADS IN ONE DAY? WHAT IS THIS MADDNESS!
What do you think?
Snap, guess you'll have to PM me or review for me to find out.
Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic rap battles of hi-
Dude, wrong internet amusement website.
Scurry on nicepeter.
Review and there will be more.
Simple as memorising the quadratic equation.
HarponMOO is out :D