A Tale of Two Countries, now with Bible-badgering abilities.

If this offends you, please stop reading.

Now.

I gave you a warning.

In the beginning,Hidekaz Himaruya created chibi-Romano.

Chibi-Romano was without manners and good work ethics, and wetness was over the covers of the bed. And Hidekaz Himaruya said, " Let there be fanservice."

And Hidekaz Himaruya saw Spain was good. Then he made Spain suggestive with other people. Romano got mad. And Hidekaz Himaruya saw this was good.

And Hidekaz Himaruya said, "Let's make it more dramatic. Have Spain love Romano and Chibitalia, and have Romano be angry all the time." And it was so.

The hint that fanfiction's thrive on grew even more transparent, and the idea of marriage and faces that look like tomatoes were thrown around. And Hidekaz Himaruya saw that it was good.

Then Hidekaz Himaruya said, "Let us make it even more opaque. And let's add a temper to Romano, so that there are hardly ever any signs of affection to Spain."

So Hidekaz Himaruya made it so;

he also added the problem of Romano being Catholic;

and the problem of Spain being a pedophile.

And then he taunted us. And Hidekaz Himaruya said, "Be imaginative and suck at grammar. Try to make a slash out of that."

And the fans answered, "Dude, have you read some RussiaxAmerica? We can make slash out of anything."

And it was so. And Hidekaz Himaruya saw everything that he had influenced, and behold, it was good.

There was Spain and there was Romano, Spamano.

I tried. So, good or bad?

Also don't be offened. I love Spamano and my grammar sucks.

But I'm atheist.

On that note, reviews are cherished, follows are treasured and favourites make me weep tears of joy.

And then this story gets priority.

Suggestions on who's next?