Author's Note: First this is how this story is going to work. Every other chapter, starting with this one, will be a list, at least ten items long each, for both Talisa (Tallie) and Alessia (Allie). Then the next chapter will be an explanation/story about two of the rules (one from each list). Requests will be taken into consideration. Pictures of Tallie and Allie along with profiles will be on my profile shortly. Comments would be great appreciated and as for how long this is going to be or whether a real story will stem from it I'm not sure. This idea was inspired by Mieschers story A Glitchhead's Guide to Surviving on Earth. Check out that story for some entertainment and laughs. I don't own Transformers or I wouldn't be writing this. Enjoy

Tallie's List

Rule 1: Don't give the twins ideas

(Either set)

(Retribution will be swift and either from Ratchet or Ironhide)

Rule 2: No jumping off anything higher than 3 feet off the ground

(Not my fault)

(Well maybe sort of...)

Rule 3: Never ever help hide anyone from Ratchet

(Seriously!)

Rule 4: Lying to anyone about anything will get you in major trouble

(But only if you get caught)

(Which I do)

(Frequently)

Rule 5: Dying you hair odd colors is not allowed

(Even thought I have purple streaks through mine)

(Jazz freaked when I came home)

Rule 6: No using curse words

(Cybertronian or human)

( I serious think that Ironhide and Ratchet considered killing me)

(It wasn't that bad a word...)

Rule 7: Rigging the fire alarm to go off every five minutes is not advisable

(I hid for the rest of the day)

(I was tempted to hide longer after that)

(Ratchet was that mad)

Rule 8: Punching people is not allowed even if they are associated with 'Cons

(Besides Jazz says if he gets called from school one more time because of behavior he's going to send Ratchet)

(And that would be bad)

(Very bad)

Rule 9: Pardon my French does not get you out of trouble for cursing

Rule 10: I tripped is no longer a valid excuse in the med bay

(I asked Ratchet what to say if I really tripped then)

(He was NOT amused)

Allie's List

Rule 1: Don't under any circumstances set up trip wires

(It was funny)

(The Seekers didn't think so though)

(Neither did Barricade)

(There were lots of visits to Hook that day...)

Rule 2: No running around singing "I got some ice cream, I got some ice cream and you can't have none cause your dad's on welfare"

(To make a long story short everyone was not amused)

(Excluding me of course)

Rule 3: Dumping a gallon of glitter of Starscream while he recharges is not a good idea

(Megatron thought it was amusing)

(Starscream did not)

(I spent the day hiding behind Soundwave in the communications office)

Rule 4: Throw and/or shooting the human (me) is not allowed

(This is Megatron's rule, not mine)

(Although I wouldn't advise it)

(Soundwave knows everything!)

Rule 5: Do not ask Starscream why he runs away like a little girl during every battle

(Resulting injuries from this question get you sympathy from no one)

(I ended up with a broken arm)

Rule 6: Saying Death shall envelope is us all is not as funny as you think

(Skywarp glitched)

(I spent the rest of the day avoiding Thundercracker)

(How was I supposed to know that Skywarps was gonna glitch over that?)

Rule 7: Threatening to offline someone is a good way to get laughed at

(For a long time)

(It was rather humiliating)

Rule 8: Stay away from rampaging Megatron

(Seriously, even Starscream knows this)

(At least part of the time...)

Rule 9: Flattery will get you fried

(Literally)

(It doesn't even work on the stupidest of 'Cons)

Rule 10: Skipping school is not allowed

(Once again Soundwave knows everything!)