"I don't know what you're doing here Possible, I haven't broken any laws" Drakken said "well, I did mess with the honor bar, but that's not against the law, per se."
"Believe me, I'm not exactly thrilled about this either" Kim replied "but I have a problem only you can solve."
And the teen hero explained to her blue skinned nemesis everything that happened with Dementor and the experiments and him teaming up with Hamsterviel.
"You being here was one thing Possible, but there's no way I'm letting Dementor ruin this vacation!" Drakken said "it appears we will have to, team up. Ugh, I can't believe I just said those words."
"We've worked together before" Kim said "I'm just not thrilled about having to work with…"
"Hey Dr. D, I was just wondering if you wanted me to sign you up for that Hawaiian dinner thing" the voice of Shego said from the doorway "it's free with the room, so I figured…" she paused upon seeing who else was in the room "oh, heck no!"
"Nice to see you too" Kim replied.
Shego ignored her and jumped into the suite, her hands blazing. "If you think you're ruining my vacation, you've got another thing coming!" she said, taking a swipe at Kim.
"It's okay Shego, Kim Possible is here for our help" Drakken explained.
Shego stopped and the glow around her hands died. "Us, help her?" she asked incredulously "and just why should we do that?" she added, crossing her arms.
Drakken quickly filled her in about Dementor and the rogue experiments.
"Yeah, that is a big problem" the green skinned villainess replied "okay Kimmie, I won't try to fry you…for now."
"Glad to hear it" Kim replied "and I'll try not to kick your butt."
Shego growled and ignited one of her hands "if I was you, I'd keep your mouth shut. Just because we're working together doesn't mean I have to like it."
"Please don't fight!" Lilo said, interjecting herself between the two "we need to stop Stitch's cousins before they do something really bad."
"Why is she here again?" Shego asked, gesturing to Lilo.
"Because, she and Stitch know these things better than anyone" Kim explained "they're our best chance for stopping them."
"All I know is, the little koala better keep out of my way" Shego said, with Stitch then running at her until Lilo held him back.
"No Stitch, save it for Hamsterviel."
"Hey, where's the buffoon?" Drakken asked, scanning the room.
"Yeah, I figured the two of you were joined at the hip" Shego added.
Just then, the insect Ron emerged from Kim's pocket. "Uh hello, I'm right here" he said, or tried to, but it came out in insect squeaks.
"I thought they had better pest control in this hotel" Shego commented, before she attempted to squash the bug Ron. Kim quickly grabbed her hand in mid-swat before it came down.
"What is wrong with you?"
"You wondered where Ron was" Kim explained "well, you're looking at him."
"Wait, you mean…?" Shego asked, looking at the insect. Then she burst out laughing "oh man, you're telling me your boyfriend is a bug? Oh, this is too perfect."
"Can I sting her KP?" Ron asked.
After Shego enjoyed a good (and long) laugh at Kim's misfortune, everyone sat down to prepare their strategy.
"From what you've told me, Dementor & that hamster thing are controlling these creatures" Drakken said "that means they must be broadcasting a signal to do so. If we can figure out where they're broadcasting from, we can disable the signal and stop them. The signal would have to come from somewhere where it could reach over the entire island and control a large number of creatures."
"There aren't that many places that fit that description, so that narrows it down" Kim added.
"If I was Dementor, and thank goodness I'm not, I'd find someplace abandoned and out of the way" Drakken explained.
"Hmm, there a few old abandoned factories on the far side of town" Lilo explained "they were shut down after one too many alien attacks."
"Sounds like a good place to start" Kim said "let's roll."
"Only one problem, princess" Shego replied "the streets will be filled with these little monsters. And, though it was hilarious, I don't wanna end up an insect like your boy toy over there."
She gestured to another part of the table, where Ron was buzzing around, as Rufus tried to grab him.
"I agree, it'll be difficult" Kim said "but if we don't shut down the signal, the whole island will belong to those two in a matter of hours, maybe less."
"What if, we keep the experiments busy while Stitch tracks down and disables the signal?" Lilo asked "he's really good at breaking stuff, or at least, that's what Nani says."
"Hey!" Stitch replied.
"Well you shouldn't have been playing catch with that vase" Lilo replied "what do you think? Can you do it Stitch?"
"Ih, no problem" Stitch.
"Then it's decided; the blue… whatever thing will take out the signal, while we fight off his 'cousins'" Drakken replied, using finger quotes on the last word.
"I'm game for a fight" Shego said "just let those little things try and stop me, I'll fry their fur off."
"No, we're not trying to hurt Stitch's cousins, we want to save them" Lilo explained.
"Okay, but if any of those furry little rats get too close, all bets are off" Shego replied.
"Are we ready?" Kim asked.
"Just give me a few minutes" Drakken said "I believe I have something that may be quite useful to us."
Meanwhile, Dementor & Hamsterviel, riding atop Shortstuff, were surveying the carnage that their mind-controlled experiments were wreaking upon the town.
"Brilliant, is it not?" Dementor asked "soon, ze people vill bow before us, und ve shall rename zis place, Dementoria."
"Hold on, why does the island get to be named after you?" Hamsterviel asked "I was the one who came up with the plan, and created the beam that allowed us to enslave these creatures."
"True, but I am taller."
"So, being taller doesn't give you the right to name the island after yourself," Hamsterviel said "and anyway, I thought we were partners. Or do I have to remind you of that fact?"
"Fine, ve shall come up vith another name, one zat incorporates both of us" Dementor said "but lets not vorry about zat right now. Instead, ve can enjoy ze chaos ve are wreaking."
"Indeed" Hamsterviel replied "it's good to cause trouble and know there are no pesky stopper people trying to stop you."
"Well, zere is ze matter of Kim Possible, and zat little Hawaiian girl vith her" Dementor replied.
"Yes, the girl and 626 have been frequent thorns in my side" Hamsterviel mused "but no matter; with the army we possess, we shall defeat them easily. Now, off to whatever passes for the city hall of this tiny town. It's time for a change of leadership."
After a few moments, Drakken returned, holding a laser weapon.
"This is my newest invention, the Stun Gun, and yes, I know there's already a weapon with that name, but it was all I could think of" he explained "it's designed to fire a powerful blast that can stop anyone, including annoying teenage crimefighters, in their tracks."
"Oh, I'm so looking forward to dealing with that later" Kim replied sarcastically.
"Come on you guys, we have to hurry" Lilo chimed in "there's no telling what Stitch's cousins have done to the city already!"
"Right, let's go" Kim said, and the four of them left the hotel suite. When they arrived outside, everything looked fine.
"Yeah, they really trashed the place" Shego replied sarcastically.
"They probably haven't gotten here yet" Kim explained "and we're going to make sure they don't."
"So, what are we supposed to be looking for?" Shego asked "little furry things roaming around?"
Her question was answered when an explosion was heard from nearby.
"Something like that" Kim replied.
They quickly ran down the road and were shocked by what they saw when they arrived; the army of experiments were walking down the street, occasionally darting into the nearby buildings to cause mischief with their powers. And, observing everything from atop Shortstuff, was Dementor & Hamsterviel.
"Careful not to destroy too much of ze town" Dementor ordered "I do not wish to be co-ruler of a pile of rubble."
"We're gonna need a bigger Stun Gun" Drakken commented.
"Come on guys, we have to keep them busy" Lilo said, as she ran forward towards the group of experiments, with Stitch quickly following her.
"What is this?" Hamsterviel observed, "it appears the girl and 626 have decided to take on our little army. They are apparently stupider than my former henchman Gantu and his stupid brain."
"Hamsterviel, the experiments don't belong to you" Lilo shouted up at him "let them go right now!"
"You cannot tell me what to do, you are like an ant to us" Hamsterviel explained "and so, you shall be crushed like one."
Immediately, Hammerface and Cannonball jumped forward at Lilo to accomplish that task, with Stitch easily knocking them aside. Seeing her friend in trouble, Kim & Rufus jumped into the fray.
"It's over Dementor" Kim said.
"If you mean for you, zen you are, as ze kids say, right on ze money" Dementor replied.
"Not quite Dementor" Drakken replied, as he and Shego came into view "you have to deal with us, and you're going to pay for running my vacation!"
"Oh, zis is just too delightful" Dementor said, managing a small chuckle "I get to rid myself of mein teenaged nemesis, and mein accursed rival all in one day."
"If you want to take over the island, you'll have to go through us" Lilo said.
"Do not make me laugh, you unfunny person you" Hamsterviel replied "unless you cannot count, there is only five of you, and over 620 of us, give or take a few."
"Even vith the blue koala, you can't possibly hope to stop us" Dementor added.
"We'll sure try" Kim replied.
"Vell, zis should be very entertaining, for about five seconds" Dementor said, before turning to Hamsterviel "shall I, or do you vant to?"
"Oh, let's both do it" Hamsterviel replied.
"Destroy them!" both geniuses ordered.
Immediately, the experiments jumped into action against the heroes. Kim squared off against Kixx, blocking two of his arms with hers, but got sucker punched in the chest his third arm. Fortunately, she was saved by a plasma blast from Shego.
"Thanks" replied the winded Kim.
"Don't thank me; if anyone gets to destroy you, it's going to be me, not some ugly four-armed freak" Shego replied.
"You're all heart."
"Okay Stitch, go now, towards the far part of town" Lilo said, "remember, we're counting on you."
"Right" Stitch said, and scurried off. Unfortunately, this left Lilo open to an attack of ice balls from Slushy, who quickly froze the young Hawaiian up to her head. Before he could fire another shot, he was blasted by Drakken and the Stun Gun.
"As the buffoon would say, 'boo-yah!'" Drakken said "who's the evil scientist? I'm the evil scientist."
"Look out!" Lilo shouted, noticing Cannonball about to come down on him. Drakken looked up and aimed the Stun Gun, hitting the bouncing experiment dead on.
"This isn't so…" he said, right before the stunned experiment landed right on top of him …hard. Perhaps I spoke too soon."
"Um, could someone help me out here?" Lilo asked. She got her wish when Shego jumped over to her and used her hands to melt the ice.
"Thanks… look out!" Lilo shouted.
Shego turned around and quickly dodged the extending arm of Thrasher; when he shot out his other arm, Shego grabbed it, then used it to swing him into Heckler & Frenchfry.
"Remember, try not to hurt them too much" Lilo cautioned.
"Look kid, if they mess with me, then they're fried freak, okay?" Shego said.
"But they're just under mind control, they don't know any better" Lilo explained.
"Yeah, well then your little pal better come through" Shego said, kicking Finder off of her "because if he doesn't, I'm taking down as many of these things as I can, and hard."
Just then, Hammerface, Dupe, Melty, Felix (or Oscar), & Whoops all dogpiled on her.
"Get off you little freaks!" she said, kicking Felix and Melty off her legs and blasting away Dupe & Whoops. Hammerface then tried to smash her face with his, when Kim swung in, knocking him off.
"Now we're even" she replied.
"Yeah, yeah" Shego said, "go help Dr. D; something tells me we're going to need him."
Hurry up Stitch Lilo thought I don't know how much longer we can hold out.
Stitch, meanwhile, was running as fast as his tiny alien legs would carry him to where the others had assumed the beam was coming from. He passed several old abandoned buildings, but none of them seemed any different. Then he noticed the green beam in the sky; he followed it back to the satellite dish attached to a factory in the area.
Running as quickly as he could, he made his way over to the rear of the factor; craning his head out to see if anyone was around, he spied a human in a grey uniform and several of his clones sitting nearby.
"You got any threes?" Myron asked one of the Leroys. It responded something in its' alien tongue; "so, is that a yes, or no?"
Ducking his head back behind the wall, Stitch dug his claws into the wall and began his ascent to the roof.
One of the Leroys heard the sound of the scaling, and dropped their cards, with the others doing the same, and leaving the table to investigate.
"So, does this mean I win?" Myron asked.
Stitch finished his climbing and flipped up unto the roof, slowly tiptoeing over towards the dish. As he got within touching distance of it, a Leroy suddenly appeared in front of him, knocking him back. Stitch quickly regained his bearings only to see the other four Leroys on the roof, all ready to do battle.
"Aw booga" he swore.
That seems like a good place to end for now. In the next chapter, our heroes continue to face off against the experiments, and though several familiar allies arrive, will they be enough to turn the tide? And can Stitch overcome five clones with his exact powers and disable the mind-control signal? You'll have to read and find out.