Author's Note: First I want to say thank you to all who added this to their story alerts. Hope you enjoy this chapter! I don't own anything but Allie and Tallie

Tallie's List

Rule 11: Painting Sunstreaker a different color while he recharges is not good for your health

(He threatened to leave me in a tree somewhere)

(I was Jazz's shadow for the rest of the day)

(Which Ironhide thought was funny)

Rule 12: Threatening to tell Annabelle that her invisible friend is a giant robot is a big no-no

(Ironhide tried to blast me)

(I hid from him for about the next week)

(Don't laugh... have you ever been on the wrong side of 'Hide's cannons?)

Rule 13: Skipping out on punishment is not advisable

(They send Ratchet after you)

(Or Mirage)

(I'm not sure which is worse, angry medic or 'Bot that can sneak up on you without you knowing)

Rule 14: Stealing my phone is not a good idea

(He bites)

(Every time someone comes bitten into the med bay Ratchet says, "This is what happens when people can't control their powers.")

(We get phones that turn into robotic baby alligators and bite people?)

Rule 15: Listening to any set of twins tell you something is a good idea is not

(a good idea that is)

Rule 16: Paintballs are not allowed on base

(They hurt you idiots!)

Rule 17: Do not under any circumstances attempt to skip school

(Let's just say Barricade found me first)

(And then Ironhide showed up)

(And I got yelled at by Ratchet, Prowl,and Jazz later)

Rule 18: Singing the song that never ends is not allowed

(Prowl glitched)

(Ratchet threatened to glue me to the wall and duct tape my mouth shut)

Rule 19: Do not play with my computer

(I will sic my baby robotic alligator on you)

Rule 20: Soccer/baseball/football/ect is to be played outside and with off duty NEST soldiers only

(Attempting to play with robots or inside results in seeing Ratchet)

(Not good)

Rule 21: The following are not to be used as climbing devices;

shoe strings

guitar strings

bed sheets

Allie's List

Rule 11: Taunting Autobots is not healthy

(Sunstreaker attempted to kill me)

(Barricade was not pleased that he had to save me)

Rule 12: Attempting to lie to Soundwave results in getting sent to the brig

(And water is leaking from somewhere down there)

(At least I think it's water...)

Rule 13: Repeatedly kicking the wall in attempt to calm down annoys Starscream

(I got thrown into a wall)

(So did he)

(Hook was not happy with either of us)

Rule 14: Talking to Blitzwing is confusing and not advisable

(He has three personalities for Primus' sake)

Rule 15: Teaching the human Cybertronian is not allowed

(Again not my rule... this one is Soundwave's)

(He almost glitched when he heard what Skywarp was attempt to teach me)

Rule 16: Never ask Barricade where he was at Mission City

(We now have a human sized hole in the wall)

(Next to it is a 'Cade sized hole in the wall from when Megatron threw him through after me)

Rule 17: Humans do not drink energon

(Period.)

(Did you hear me Frenzy?)

Rule 18: Spray paint is not allowed on base

(I spray painted the main room and the front door sunshine yellow)

(No one was very happy after the resulting yelling fit from Megatron)

Rule 19: Don't mention Optimus Prime

(It gets met with bad results)

(Yet another day spent hiding in the communications room)

Rule 20: Don't pet Ravage

(He's not a real cat)

(He doesn't like it)

(I have claw marks to prove it)

Rule 21: Running around yelling the British are coming isn't allowed

(Several mechs glitched)

(Soundwave carried me into the communications room by one ankle and locked me in a closet)

(The lecture came later)