Author's Note: First I want to say a big thank you to Hittocere and a couple of the stories you wanted will be included in the second half of the next chapter. Thank you so much for reviewing and I hope you enjoy this chapter. I own nothing but Tallie and Allie
Tallie's List
Rule 22: "Badges, badges. We don't need no stinking badges!"
(Galloway was not amused)
(Any quotes from the Treasure of the Sierra Madre is not allowed, neither is the movie)
(Jazz thought it was funny though. So did Ratchet surprisingly)
Rule 23: Just Dance is banned
(I didn't break the TV)
(None of the humans did)
(It was Mudflap...)
Rule 24: The Day After Tomorrow is also banned
(Skids and Mudflap had nightmares)
(I decided I wanted a dog)
Rule 25: The human (me) cannot fly
(Sideswipe this one's for you)
(Ratchet just groaned when we came in)
Rule 26: Unauthorized humans are not allowed on base
(I think Sara was traumatized after that)
(She won't talk to me any more)
Rule 27: Screaming at four in the morning isn't advisable
(Ratchet gets cranky and Ironhide is trigger happy)
(It wasn't my fault there was a massive spider in my room)
Rule 28: Leaving (fill in the blank) in anyone's alt mode is not a good idea
(Whatever it is gets crushed)
Rule 29: Annoying Sarah Lennox ends up with baby sitting
(Fortunately Annabelle loves me)
(Unfortunately it involves being around Ironhide)
Rule 30: Duct tape doesn't fix everything
(Like broken arms)
(Or severed energon lines)
Rule 31: Glow in the dark stickers are banned
(How would I know that Mudflap has a phobia of ghosts?)
Rule 32: If in trouble with Sunstreaker compliment his paint job
(Unless said paint job is why you're in trouble in the first place)
Allie's List
Rule 22: "For what we are about to receive we thank thee oh Lord"
(Decepticons just don't get westerns)
(Or cowboys. Or The Searchers)
(Westerns are now banned from the base)
Rule 23: Speed bingo is not as fun as it sounds
(The words B-12 can now cause Blitzwing to glitch)
(Neither Soundwave nor Megatron nor Starscream is amused)
(It's kind of scary when Megatron and Starscream agree)
Rule 24: Crying is not good
(It gets you laughed at)
(Then it makes me want to punch 'em)
Rule 25: Disembodied voices get punched
(hard)
(I was gushing blood all over from my broken nose)
(It ruined the effect)
Rule 26: Random screaming doesn't help anything
(BWAAAAAH!)
(Soundwave told me to shut up or he'd sic Ravage on me)
(I shut up.)
Rule 27: When facing an angry Decepticon back away very slowly before turning to run
(Kind of like an angry Rhino)
(Only ten times more dangerous)
Rule 28: Silence is golden but duct tape is a good alternative
(Starscream's idea this time)
(I screamed before he managed to tape my mouth shut)
(Soundwave was amused for once slag it!)
Rule 29: Attempting to kidnap humans is not a good idea
(NEST was after me)
(Soundwave was not amused)
(Neither was Tallie for that matter)
Rule 30: Never call Tallie a glitching Autobot
(I got punched so hard she broke my nose)
(When someone calls her that she doesn't care if they call Jazz)
Rule 31: No playing Darth Vader's march from Star Wars over the sound system at base
(Let's just say there were a lot of 'Cons after me after a couple hours)
Rule 32: Playing dumb with Soundwave gets you nowhere
(except the brig)
(or a closet)