Author's Note: First thanks to Hittocere, Mystical-Mist-Devil, AkanePandora, DamonBamon, and Noella for taking the time to review. To answer Hittocere's question Tallie and Allie are not aware that they are twins...yet. I do have plans for them for another story but the details are kind of sketchy right now. The plot bunny has yet to fully materialize. And to Noella I will work on what you suggested as I continue to write this and thanks for the advice! Enjoy, I own nothing but Tallie and Allie
Tallie's List
Rule 33: Paint markers are not allowed on base
(I ended up doodling a Decepticon logo on Jazz while he was in recharge)
(It was in gold paint marker)
(The twins were amused. Jazz, Optimus, Ironhide, and Ratchet...not so much)
Rule 34: The novel In Cold Blood is now banned
(I had nightmares for a week)
(Slagging English teachers and their summer reading)
Rule 35: Spray paint is not allowed on base
(I spray painted "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again" on the outer wall of the base in neon green)
(Ironhide was amused. Everyone else was not)
Rule 36: Dr. Seuss is not permitted on base anymore
(I was reading to Annabelle and Prowl glitched)
(That was fun to explain to Ratchet...)
Rule 37: Pepper spray is banned from base
(How was I supposed to know it was Mirage sneaking up on me and not a 'Con?)
Rule 38: Mudflap and Skids are not allowed to watch Wipeout
(They rigged up a sweeper arm in the middle of the base)
(Ironhide blasted it up and then they had to clean up the mess)
(Believe me there were a lot of little pieces)
Rule 39: Don't mistake Barricade for a real cop
(Sunstreaker and Sideswipe were actually protective of me)
(Until after they beat the slag out of Barricade that is)
(Then I got the what kind of idiot are you lecture)
Rule 40: Pets are not allowed on base
(I had a kitten once)
(Sideswipe almost stepped on it)
(That resulted in severed energon lines and an angry Ratchet)
Rule 41: Never call Sunstreaker Sunshine
(It resulted in a lot of yelling and me hanging upsidown)
(Jazz ended up rescuing me)
Rule 42: Geometry doesn't have to make sense
(This is for you Prowl)
(For the record I don't get it either...)
Rule 43: Calling me a glitching Autbot will result in a broken nose
(Allie this one's for you)
(It was worth Jazz sending Ratchet)
Rule 44: Do not ask what happens if an Autobot gets struck by lightning
(the resulting chaos was somehow my fault)
Rule 45: Wheelie likes no one but Mikaela
(Period)
(All other humans beware)
Allie's List
Rule 33: Don't ask why Jetfire defected
(The glare alone from the question is enough to freeze a volcano)
Rule 34: The human (me) is not allowed near anything explosive
(I think this was pretty much a unanimous decision)
(I only blew up a fourth of the base!)
Rule 35: Don't get me mad...I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
(I actually freaked out a few 'Cons)
(Soundwave thought it was funny. Megatron did not)
Rule 36: Never give Frenzy caffeine
(He talks fast enough as is)
Rule 37: Do not paint on Starscream while he is in recharge
(I painted "defeat is not an option but retreat is" on his wings)
(He couldn't get it off for a week)
(Ironhide of all mechs thought it was funny)
Rule 38: Do not go around saying I will smash you
(Barricade threatened to smash me)
Rule 39: No mini skirts
(I was told I was on no condition going to school looking like that)
Rule 40: Pink is not a good hair color
(It was just a wig but it freaked even me out)
(Soundwave about went through the roof when he saw it)
Rule 41: Megamind is now banned from base
(They just don't get it)
(At all)
Rule 42: No reading Harry Potter out loud
(No one gets the He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named thing)
(It's hard to focus on the story when everyone is cheering the bad guys on)
Rule 43: Do not ask if Megatron can swim
(It brings up bad memories)
(Soundwave says he can't...)
Rule 44: Quoting Star Wars is now banned
(Luke I am your father) (Soundwave to me)
(May the force be with you) (Skywarp)
Rule 45: April 1st is not an excuse to prank people
(It only annoys them and gets you locked in the brig)