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Tallie's List

Rule 46: Do not play songs over and over obsessively

(It bothers everyone but Jazz)

(Prowl actually glitched after a bit)

Rule 47: The following quotes are not to be used again;

I reject your reality and substitute it for my own

(It gets old fast)

(I said it once and suddenly everyone uses it)

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere

(Sunny thought it was hysterical but Sides who I was yelling at for parking in a fire lane did not)

Do not disturb. I'm disturbed enough already

(I said that once and it's been used on me almost a hundred times by now)

Rule 48: Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

(Prowl glitched)

(Ratchet threatened me with a containment cell that held Sides and Sunny)

Rule 49: As of tomorrow employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will recieve their cards in two weeks

(Optimus this wasn't funny!)

(Lennox didn't think it was either)

Rule 50: If at first you do succeed try not to look astonished

(Skids and Mudflap deserved it)

(I got lectured for not being polite)

Rule 51: Do not try anything they do on Mythbusters

(There's a reason they say do not try any of this at home)

(Ratchet wasn't too pleased with our attempts)

Rule 52: Truth or Dare is banned

(Especially around Sides and Sunny)

(It got nasty fast)

Rule 53: Quoting Kung Fu Panda is strictly forbidden

(Skadoosh) (Skids and Mudflap constantly when they hit something)

(One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it) (Ratchet when he found me trying to avoid punishment)

Rule 54: Camping is not a good idea

(Sides and Sunny complained, Ironhide threatened to blast them, Jazz was absent, and the 'Cons showed up)

(Ironhide did blast them)

(The 'Cons I mean)

Rule 55: Caterpillars are creepy

(But for some reason little kids like them)

(Ick!)

Allie's List

Rule 46: No jelly fish on base

(Ever again!)

(Portuguese man of war count as jelly fish Skywarp!)

Rule 47: Lightsabers are not real

(Get over it!)

(And stop trying to make them. You just end up blowing up things!)

Rule 48: Elephants are also banned

(Stampeding elephants can hurt even Megatron)

(And I got blamed for it...)

Rule 49: Never yell "The Autobots are attacking" to wake someone up

(Full scale emergency response for no reason seems to annoy everyone)

Rule 50: Attempting to antagonize Ironhide results in getting blasted

(That one's pretty much self explanatory)

Rule 51: Creating a list of traitors is Soundwave's job

(Any list not signed by Soundwave is a joke!)

Rule 52: Do not use human/Decepticon/alt mode as target practice

(Or Megatron will smash you)

(If Soundwave doesn't get there first)

Rule 53: Using power lines to electrocute humans results in law suits

(Law suits result in being tracked by NEST soldiers)

(That results in furious Starscream, Soundwave, and Megatron)

Rule 54: Deleting rule lists results in me being angry

(Which results in yelling)

(Which results in an annoyed Soundwave)

Rule 55: Blasting a rubic's cube does nothing

(Stop playing with them in the first place)

(And they said I got obsessed with stuff...)