Author's Note: Thanks to DamonBamon, Starbee, and I am Blueberry for reviewing the last chapter! Enjoy and I own nothing but Tallie and Allie

Tallie's List

Rule 56: Just because you change your holoform doesn't mean I don't know who you are

(I know all of you!)

(Every little detail)

(Got it 'Sides and Sunny?)

Rule 57: When picking me up from school please be punctual

('Sides and Sunny this one's for you)

(again...)

Rule 58: Do not park in a fire lane

(Sideswipe this means you)

Rule 59: Do not put the "Star Spangled Banner" on repeat over the sound system

(Yes it is the national anthem. No we do not want to hear it over a hundred times a day)

Rule 60: Tractors do not move any faster

(Really they don't)

(You can scan one as an alt mode and test that if you don't believe me!)

Rule 61: Threatening my school mates is not permitted

(Even if they are jerks)

(I can take care of them myself)

(It's why I keep ending up in the office!)

Rule 62: Traffic signals and regulations are not optional

(Everyone but Prowl)

(Good grief!)

Rule 63: Pop cans are in fact good weapons

(Actually I have Allie to thank for this)

(If we could actually work together more often everyone would be in trouble)

(Good times!)

Rule 64: No you cannot kill the twins

(either set)

(And if you could Ratchet has the first chance)

Rule 65: Locking Optimus out of his office is not allowed

(Lennox helped me with this)

(It was revenge for the ID chaos)

(See rule 49)

Allie's List

Rule 56: Tripping the alarms at 2 in the morning gets you sent to the brig

(It's not my fault Laserbeak took my Chem book!)

Rule 57: Never let Misfire shoot at anything!

(enough said)

Rule 58: I quit is not an option

(Pretty much everyone but Soundwave and, oddly enough, Starscream)

Rule 59: The Song That Never Ends is banned

(Do I even need to explain this?)

Rule 60: Setting up a motion sensor that sets off an alarm every time everyone gets within five feet of the rec room is not cool

(The alarm goes off every sixty seconds)

(Not one of my better pranks)

Rule 61: Attempting to hack Soundwave's files is just plain dumb

(Megatron and not Starscream strangely enough)

(Then again Megatron trusts no one)

Rule 62: Modeling your ships after the Death Star is just stupid

(I mean come on... it was round!)

(And it blew up)

Rule 63: Leaving me to walk home in a thunderstorm demands retribution

(Soundwave was ticked)

(It's when he starts having emotions that you need to worry!)

Rule 64: Just because your alt mode is a police car doesn't mean you can speed

(Barricade found this out the hard way)

Rule 65: Because I said so is not an acceptable response

(Starscream, Barricade, and Soundwave when dealing with me)

(It only works for Megatron)