Ok, here is my second chapter. I apologize for my schizoid changing back and forth of titles and whatnot, but you'll have to forgive me as this is my first fanfic. I think I've got something now that I will stick with.

Chapter 2: Draco to Harry

Dear Harry,

I told you that the apple was just a phase! Why did you have to run into the arms of the Weaslette? I already apologized, what more do I have to do? A Malfoy does not lower themselves to humiliation, but for you I will make an exception. Just tell me what I have to do to make you leave the arms of the ginger-haired, blood-sucking Weasel and come into mine.

Love forever,

Draco

Malfoy,

For the last time, I AM NOT GAY! I am very happy and in love with Ginny, so back off.

Potter

PS. Even if there was the slightest chance of my being gay, I could never be with someone who lowered themselves to be with a fruit.

My Dearest, My One-and-Only, My Love Harry,

The apple was not just a fruit. It enticed me, drew me in. I could not resist its charms. I was broken when the apple left me for Snape. Apparently, Snapple was just too big a draw. Please forgive me! I love you! I will do anything!

I wait in anticipation for your arms,

Draco

Malfoy,

I am sorry about the apple. Perhaps I can help ease your sorrow by inviting you to dinner with myself and Ginny?

Harry

My Only Love Harry,

Or, you could just take me out to dinner without the Weaslette?

Your One-and-Only,

Draco

Malfoy,

Either you can accept my invitation and dine with us both, or you can accept nothing at all.

Harry

PS. Dinner is on Friday at 6pm.

My Dearest Harry,

Of course I accept. I'll see you on Friday.

Loving you always,

Draco

Malfoy,

Ginny still won't talk to me, even though it's been a week. Why did you have to kiss me?

Potter

Love,

The way I recall, you kissed me back.

Yours forever,

Draco

Hermione,

What should I do?

Harry

Harry,

Go with your heart.

Hermione

PS. You have to tell Ron, as I'll not be the one to break the news to him when you choose Malfoy.

PPS. I hope he'll make you happy.

Malfoy,

If you break his heart, I'll break you.

Ginny Weasley

Harry,

I forgive you.

I'll love you always,

Ginny

Hermione,

Told you so.

Ron

Draco,

When do you want to move in?

Harry

Harry,

I'm there tonight.

Draco

Ron,

How did you know?

Harry

Harry,

It was bleeding obvious! Even Kreacher could tell.

Ron, Hermione, and Ginny

PS. You and Malfoy are invited to a Christmas party so we can get to know him better. It is not optional. See you Saturday. 4pm.

Draco,

I love you.

Love,

Harry

Ron, Hermione, and Ginny,

Thank you. It worked, just like you said it would.

Draco