Author's Note: Thanks to Starbee, Noella50881, DamonBamon, and Mytical-Mist-Devil for reviewing the last chapter (Everyone seemed to enjoy the fact the Barricade got ticketed). Enjoy and I own nothing but Tallie and Allie

Tallie's List

Rule 66: The following should not be put on T-Shirts:

I don't know what makes you stupid but it really works

(Mudflap and Skids were mad when I explained it was about them)

('Sides and Sunny thought it was hysterical)

Come to the dark side...we have cookies

(Red Alert I am NOT defecting)

Rule 67: Modifying quotes from Rango to suit you is not allowed!

(Sign the d*** paper) [Galloway]

(Here in the Mojave desert creatures have had millions of years to adapt to the harsh environment. But the Autobot, he is going to die) [Me to Jazz when we were attacked by about six Decepticons]

(Never underestimate Jazz)

(Now Tallie I've always thought of you as a niece and I've done my best to look after you ever since your daddy did not fall drunk down a mine shaft) [Sideswipe]

(My response; I didn't even know my daddy!)

Rule 68: He's in charge...ask him

(Optimus does not appreciate this)

(Jazz, Ultra Magnus, and surprisingly Prowl all did this in the same day)

Rule 69: While throwing Starscream through windows may be fun it's not an effective way to get rid of him

(Plus buying new windows is getting kind of expensive)

Rule 70: Yes humans can be dumb. No you cannot total their vehicles

('Sides, Sunny, and... Jazz?)

(To be fair to Jazz the guy did flip me off)

Rule 71: Bumper stickers are banned

(Sarah, Maggie, and I got 'Sides and Sunny good)

Rule 72: No hacking Red Alert's security system

(or asking Maggie for help hacking it)

Rule 73: Human swear words are not to be used by Cybertronians

(Ironhide, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, and Bumblebee)

(You guys have been hanging around humans too much!)

Rule 74: No fireworks in the med bay

(Ratchet was not pleased about the resulting mess)

Rule 75: Common sense isn't so common

(We known Prowl, we know)

Allie's List

Rule 66: No making signs and/or T-Shirts

(I have a shirt that says I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it)

(I made a sign for Starscream that said Coward: running from battles since before you were born)

Rule 67: No Ke$ha

(Her songs inspire hour long rants)

Rule 68: Jack-O-Lanterns are banned

(Who knew grinning pumpkins could cause so much chaos?)

(;D)

Rule 69: Opposite day causes mass hysteria

(Trust me it did not)

(*wink*)

Rule 70: No hiding the food

(When I'm hungry, I'm hungry darn it!)

Rule 71: Saturdays are for sleeping in

(No explosions before 10 AM please)

(I need my beauty sleep!)

Rule 72: Iron man does not exist

(The Decepticons were paranoid for a week)

(They kept waiting for some guy in a metal suit to come around and destroy them all)

(The Seekers were especially worried)

Rule 73: Never use oxymorons

(They spread like a virus)

(My favorite is still that Starscream caused a small crisis by accidentally on purpose shooting Megatron with friendly fire)

Rule 74: Wrestling is banned

(No matter what you think you guys cannot bend like that)

(And Hook is getting tired of de-attaching and then re-attaching limbs)

Rule 75: Double sided tape is dangerous

(Somehow TC got taped to Ironhide)

(I think Tallie and I both about died laughing)