Author's Note: So here's the deal. I'll be getting to about a hundred rules soon on this list and this story will temporarily go on hold while I write Tallie and Allie's story titled Fated. Once Fated is finished this will be started again. So probably four or five more chapters on this and then it will go on hold for a while. Thank you to I am Blueberry (yes, Skywarp is going to be very dead) and Starbee who reviewed the last chapter. Enjoy and I own nothing but Tallie and Allie

Tallie's List

Rule 76: Despite what certain mechs seem to think my cell phone/robotic baby alligator was not trying to eat me

(You know who you are!)

Rule 77: My computer doesn't turn into anything

(For the last time I haven't "corrupted" it)

(Yet...)

Rule 78: Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked up by jet engines

(Take that Thundercracker!)

(I don't know who was laughing harder, Jazz or Barricade)

Rule 79: Do not change the door codes

('Sides, Sunny, If Ratchet doesn't kill you then I will)

(Actually I think Optimus is going to murder them first...)

Rule 80: Silly string and water balloons are a good way to freak out Skids and Mudflap

(Mainly chasing them off with silly string and into their berths)

(Which were coated with water balloons)

(Jazz helped. Ratchet threatened to kill us both)

Rule 81: Replacing everyone's energon with High Grade will get you killed later

(But it was funny while it lasted)

(Unfortunately Ratchet skipped out)

Rule 82: What the hey is now banned

(It's better than what the heck!)

(Though it did cause Prowl to glitch the first time I said it...)

Rule 83: Paranoia is not to be aided

(Jazz, Sunny, 'Sides, Mudflap, Skids, and I had something going too)

(By the end of the day there were smoking holes in the base though)

(And quite and line going into the med bay)

Rule 84: Burmese Tiger Trap

(It wasn't my fault there was an actual Burmese Tiger in it)

(It was Mudflap and Skids!)

(Sounds like a cartoon or something...)

Rule 85: Leave the trampoline alone!

(It doesn't hold up a mech's weight)

(Or a femme's)

(Humans only morons!)

Allie's List

Rule 76: Smile...it confuses people

(Except for Soundwave)

(I cracked in about sixty seconds)

Rule 77: I don't get paid enough for this

(You don't get paid at all glitch heads!)

(Well except for Soundwave)

(I always wondered why he stuck around the other idiots here...)

Rule 78: No kissing human boys

(I don't know which scared him more; Ravage or Soundwave's holoform)

(Thanks a lot Dad!)

Rule 79: No setting up obstacle courses on base

(I was so not prepared for that when I got home from school)

(TC, Skywarp, and Starscream got slagged by a furious Soundwave)

(It helps when your Dad is Megatron's right hand mech)

Rule 80: Don't yell Remember the Alamo

(Unless you want a reminder of how much older Cybertron is)

(Even Misfire can lecture for at least ten minutes)

(What the heck is up with that?)

Rule 81: Drawing Autobot sigils on any surface is not advisable

(I was inetrrogated for over an hour each by three different mechs)

(Starscream was freaked, Soundwave annoyed, and Megatron furious)

Rule 82: Don't steal my sticky notes!

(I found them all over the rec room wall)

(I don't think anyone was pleased with the new pink and neon green "wallpaper")

Rule 83: No laser pointers

(Let's just say I aimed one at Blackout and he nearly got blown off the face of the planet)

Rule 84: Do not attach lightning rods on the Seeker's alt modes during a thunderstorm

(Once Hook onlines them again they aren't very happy)

Rule 85: Never yell "Fire in the hole!" randomly

(Even though the freak outs and diving for cover are hysterical)

(Go Starscream!)