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Tallie's List-Rule 79

Do not change the door codes

There were three things that Tallie really didn't like; football, explosions at four in the morning, and homework on Fridays. Now she had a fourth to add to her list, or rather fourth and fifth. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. The twins in question were the reason that Jazz, Tallie, Will Lennox, Robert Epps, and Ratchet were locked out of the base's main building. "I'm going to slagging kill those glitch heads," Ratchet snarled as they waited outside the door.

"Language Ratchet," Jazz warned with a smirk in the medic's direction. Tallie, who was sitting on his shoulder, giggled at that. Ratchet just growled and continued to mutter curses albeit in a softer voice. Tallie could still hear them.

There was a rumble of an engine behind them and Optimus and Ironhide transformed, both staring in bemusement at the figures sitting outside the door in front of them. "Why are you all out here?" Optimus asked, confused and Tallie sighed.

"Two reasons," Ratchet snarled. "Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. I'm going to offline those two when I get my hands on them!"

"They changed the door codes," Jazz explained. Optimus nodded slightly.

"Ratchet you are not going to kill them," the Autobot leader said calmly.

"Why not?" Ratchet growled.

"Because I am going to kill them first," the Autobot leader said in a completely uninterested tone. "Ironhide if you wouldn't mind." The humans cracked up as Ironhide blasted open the door. The twins were in trouble this time.

Allie's List-Rule 85

Never yell "Fire in the hole" randomly

The first hint Allie got of the fact that she was not the only one tired of Megatron's lectures on how the Autobots were pure evil came on a Saturday afternoon. It was about an hour into the lecture and though she wasn't aware of it Starscream was both bored and fed up with the situation. All she knew was that one moment she was sitting on Soundwave's shoulder and in the next someone had yelled, "Fire in the hole!" Then she was flat on the floor with Soundwave shielding her. Everyone else was flat on the floor with various dents on their armor and looks of panic on their faceplates but Starscream was standing in the middle of it all laughing his head off. Even though Allie couldn't help but feel that the Seeker had finally cracked under all the pressure Megatron put on him she couldn't help but laugh too. The looks on everyone's faceplates had been priceless. As Soundwave picked the girl back up she noticed that under his visor Soundwave's optics were bright with amusement.

Megatron howevere was not amused. One moment the Decepticon leader was cowering on the floor and in the next second he was tower over the still laughing SIC. Next there was a Starscream sized hole in the wall of the rec room to go with the Barricade and Allie ones. When everyone looked out Starscream was still laughing. It left Allie with two thoughts as she quietly snickered her way through the rest of Megatron's lecture. One was that throwing Starscream through things solved nothing and the other was that they were running out of wall in the rec room.