Author's Note: So since I haven't uploaded this for about a week (maybe a little longer) I'm updating twice today. Enjoy and I own nothing but Tallie and Allie

Tallie's List

Rule 86: No more playing Excuse Me, May I Borrow Your Cat

(Prowl glitched)

(Bumblebee was confused because Sam didn't have a cat)

(Mikaela and I were laughing too hard to continue after that)

Rule 87: No singing along with/listening to "Before He Cheats"

(I have never seen so many freaked out 'Bots)

(Mikaela and I both got mentality tests)

(We both passed...)

Rule 88: No beach volleyball

(At least not with Autobots)

(It's not fair that y'all are taller than the net!)

Rule 89: Never tell Ironhide that a GMC is not a real truck

(Even though I still think it's not)

(Go Dodge!)

(Mikaela and I both about died because we were laughing too hard about his expression to run)

Rule 90: The 'Bots are not allowed to watch Muppets

(They were disturbed by Animal and Kermit)

(I want my Muppets back guys!)

Rule 91: Do not attempt any of the car chase scenes in any of the Bourne movies

(They were done by professionals guys)

(You are most definitely not professionals!)

Rule 92: Wait...that wasn't supposed to happen

(If Wheeljack is saying this run for your life!)

Rule 93: Never say the following when the new recruits arrive

(Fasten your seat belt; It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car)[Mikaela]

(There are two kinds of people here; the quick and the dead. If you're not quick you're dead)[Lennox]

(Run white boy run!) [Epps]

Rule 94: In the event of a Decepticon attack don't say the following

(Not yet...not yet...not yet...PANIC!) [Mudflap and Skids]

(I'm busy right now. Can you come again later?) [Optimus]

(Anyone have a plan?) [Lennox and Epps]

Rule 95: No hiding the coffee

(Caffeine withdrawals=very grouchy soldiers)

(Ratchet wasn't quite as prepared for that as he thought)

Allie's List

Rule 86: The sentence I'm defecting is not allowed

(Soundwave almost glitched)

(I was told by Starscream that that was a feat in itself)

Rule 87: Is there life on other planets?

(The correct answer is yes)

(Not "Why do you care? You don't have a life on this planet)

Rule 88: No playing the following songs

(I am a Gummy Bear) [It drives the 'Cons crazy]

(Before he Cheats) [though the freak outs are entertaining]

(Crazy Frog) [IDK why on this one]

Rule 89: Never ask when Megatron went insane

(If anyone is honest they'll say he never was sane)

(If Megatron is around you and the other members of the conversation will be blasted through the nearest wall)

Rule 90: Don't tempt fate

(In other words no taunting Megatron)

(Or Starscream)

(Or pretty much anyone on base...)

Rule 91: The following are not to be used to describe Megatron;

wimp (Starscream was then thrown through a window)

moron (Megatron wasn't sure what to do since this came from Soundwave)

idiot (Blitzwing. 'Nough said)

glitch head (anyone and just about everyone on base)

Rule 92: No more throwing and/or blasting people/mechs through walls

(Megatron this is for you)

(We're running out of slagging walls!)

Rule 93: No more tongue twisters

(I'm not sure I've ever seen some many glitching mechs in my life)

(Bwahahaha!)

(To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life long lock awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock from a cheap and chipper chopper on a big black block)

Rule 94: No getting into shouting matches with Blitzwing

(For one thing he has three different opinions)

(For another it sounds like about five people shouting)

Rule 95: No calling Megatron Lord Voldemort

(Starscream was not happy)

(Megatron thought it was entertaining though...)