Author's Note: Thanks to I am Blueberry, Transformers123124, Noella50881, and Starbee for reviewing. Two more chapters before this goes one hold (at least until I get Fated going good). Fated has two chapters right now, both introductions into what's going on. Enjoy and I own nothing but my OCs. Transformers123124 your request is in the second half of this chapter
Tallie's List- Rule 94
In the event of a Decepticon don't say the following
Decepticon attacks were quickly becoming synonymous with freaking out new recruits; at least when it came to Skids, Mudflap, Lennox, Epps, and Optimus. It had all started with the twins and Barricade. Several new soldiers had just joined NEST a day ago and hadn't seen a Decepticon before. The instant they saw Barricade on the horizon they started saying, "Not yet...not yet...not yet."
"Not yet what?" an annoyed Lennox asked rather sharply.
"PANIC!"Mudflap and Skids yelled much to the new soldiers' astonishment and Lennox's exasperation.
"Everyone don't panic," Lennox ordered as Epps snickered next to him. "On my order turn to the nearest annoying Autobo and fire at will." Mudflap and Skids looked at each other with wide optics and then transformed, diving for cover. That was the start of it all.
Optimus was the next one to pick up the joke. This time it was when Sunstreaker had just arrived on Earth. The gold warrior had been filling in Optimus on what was going on outside the planet when several Decepticons arrived. "I'm busy right now," the Autobot leader said calmly. "Would you mind attacking later?" Then he turned and walked away leaving several confused Decepticons and a slightly dazed Sunstreaker staring after him.
The last time was when Lennox and Epps finally came in and went with the flow. The Autobots and their human allies were gathered to fight the incoming Decepticons. Lennox and Epps broke the silence by simultaneously saying, "Anyone have a plan?" Every turned astonished eyes or optics to the pair and they both cracked up laughing.
"Kidding, just kidding," Lennox snickered when he finally caught his breath. All the new recruits behind him let out a silent sigh of relief.
Allie's List-Rule 93
No more tongue twisters
It was a Saturday afternoon and Allie was mumbling under her breath. That wasn't exactly unusual but when Frenzy glitched trying to understand what she was muttering it caught some of the other mech's attention. "What the slag are you doing?" Barricade finally snarled and Allie glanced at him with dark eyes.
"Tongue twisters," she said rather sharply and then went back to mumbling, her brow furrowed with concentration.
"What?" several mechs asked at the exactly same time and Allie snickered but kept mumbling.
"Explain," Barricade growled, cutting off her mumbling. Allie sighed heavily and glared at him.
"Fine," she snapped. "To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock in a pestilential prison with a life long lock awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock from a cheap and chipper chopper on a big black block." There was a moment of dead silence and then several thuds that shook the ground. Allie stared in astonishment at the glitched mechs and the busted up laughing. "Note to self," she said gleefully. "To shut up mechs simply start on tongue twisters. After today they won't go near one with a ten foot pole." Then he practically skipped out of the room with a wide grin.
Allie's List-Rule 78 (For Transformers123124)
No kissing human boys
Allie had been going to the same school for close to two years and besides her worst enemy and few of the other art and drama geeks she was one of the only girls who hadn't been kissed. The seventeen year old intended to change that. The beautiful brown haired girl had her eyes on one boy in particular. Adam Evans was a wide receiver on the school football team and not bad looking besides. He had also been watching her for quite a long time. He finally got up the nerve to talk to her the week before homecoming.
Allie had been chatting with some of her friends when a shy voice behind her said, "Hey Allie. Can I talk to you?" Allie turned to see Adam and beamed at him.
"Sure," she said brightly as she followed him out into the brilliant late summer sunshine. They ended up under a wide oak tree just around the corner of the school out of sight.
"I was wondering if you'd like to go to the homecoming dance with me," Adam said, flushing bright red.
"Of course," Allie said with a wide grin. Adam grinned back. And then he kissed her. Of course that had to be when Soundwave pulled up. As they pulled apart, both flushed and smiling, Allie heard the sound of a door shutting. She glanced past Adam to see a man in his mid thirties with brown hair a shade darker than hers and red tinted sunglasses. Soundwave. Allie wasn't sure whether to swallow hard or glare. Adam turned, saw Soundwave, and paled. Then he saw Ravage just behind Allie's guardian and paled further. It only took a moment for him to turn and run.
"Thanks a lot," Allie snarled as Soundwave grabbed her arm and pulled her away. "You just cost me my date for the homecoming dance."
"You're not going anyway," Soundwave snapped back. Allie muttered curses in the backseat all the way back to the Decepticon base. The next day at school Adam formally retracted his invitation and Allie refused to associate with her guardian or Ravage for a week.