Author's Note: Thank you to Noella50881, Nitrofrost2, I am Blueberry, Mytical-Mist-Devil, Ripdtide2, and Meowmeow98 for reviewing the last chapter! Rule 98 on Tallie's List and Rules 96 and 97 on Allie's List are from Nitrofrost2. Enjoy and I own nothing but Tallie and Allie. The first two chapters of Fated will be uploaded in an hour or so after I go over them one more time

Tallie's List

Rule 96: No more listening to Harry Potter Puppet Pals: Mysterious Ticking Noise

(I think I scared Skids and Mudflap for life)

(Ratchet had to keep Wheeljack from making a pipe bomb)

(The soldiers and I were all laughing hysterically though)

Rule 97: Never replace Ironhide's ammo with silly string

(This was most definitely a very bad idea)

(I ended up with an angry Ratchet in the med bay for a week)

(Jazz was furious too...at Ironhide)

(We both ended up in the med bay after that)

Rule 98: Do not attempt anything the crocodile hunter did

(Epps and Fig this means you)

(And Fig I don't care if your momma cooks gators!)

Rule 99: No Halloween decorations

(Period)

(They kept coming out before Halloween)

(Lennox, Epps, and I burned all of them...)

Rule 100: We cannot have a moat!

(Twins!)

(Both sets!)

(No more castle documentaries)

Rule 101: The Scarlet Letter is banned

(The red A on my bedroom door was one step to far)

(I thought Jazz was going to kill 'Sides and Sunny...)

Rule 102: No more Stephan King

(This one is for most of the humans)

(I left Carrie out and every human eyed me strange for a week)

(However when I left 'Salem's Lot out Ratchet wanted to give me another mental health test)

(I passed again somehow)

Rule 103: No more playing "If I Die Young" anywhere near Prowl

(What is with him and glitching over stupid stuff?)

(I did it once by accident and then Jazz had to go make it an epidemic...)

(My guardian has a couple new dents in his helm courtesy of Ratchet)

Rule 104: Giving squirrels coffee doesn't make them move at super speed

(Even if it works on Hoodwinked)

(You hear me 'Sides, Sunny, Mudflap, and Skids?)

(Even Wheeljack knew better than that!)

Rule 105: Murphy's Law and Newton's Law are not the same thing

(Newton did gravity and Murphy's Law is about luck)

(Glitch Heads!)

Allie's List

Rule 96: Never run around screaming "He's gonna eat me!"

(Though the strange looks are totally worth it!)

(When Ravage hears you though you'd better run)

(It took Soundwave twenty minutes to calm Ravage down. I stayed near my guardian for the rest of the day)

Rule 97: No BB guns anywhere near base!

(You point it at a mech and they retaliate)

(I think I still have a scorch mark...)

Rule 98: Never compare Ravage with a real wild cat

(He takes offense)

(Especially when I pointed out that he sleeps more than most lions some days)

Rule 99: Never ever say "Make me"

(They can and they will)

(I almost slapped myself when I realized what I'd said)

Rule 100: No school dances

(supposedly it's too dangerous)

(I hate this rule!)

Rule 101: If the world is going to end you're on your own

(Because nobody is going to tell you)

(No one tells me anything!)

Rule 102: Dares are banned

(There was this time when I dared Skywarp to transform and land in the middle of a park in Iowa)

(The screaming was great)

(Soundwave looking like he was going to kill us both was not)

Rule 103: Land mines are an equal opportunity weapon

(Remember this Skywarp)

(It doesn't matter if you have a land mine if you don't remember where you put it!)

Rule 104: Taunt Megatron at your own risk

(Starscream this applies to you)

(And some days to me)

(Neither one of us can keep our mouths shut...)

Rule 105: Life isn't fair

(Get used to it)

(In other words get used to Autobots coming back from the dead and winning)