The Golden Land
Red
Disclaimer: I do not own the awesome Umineko No Naku Koro Ni and Umineko No Naku Koro Ni Chiru series.
Do you know my favorite color? No, it's not gold if that's what you were thinking. It's not blue or yellow or even black. It's red.
Yes, my favorite color is red. Your wondering why, right? Ha ha, no, not because it's the color of blood. Although, blood is very nice...
So, your saying it's because of my weapon, the Red Truth? No, it's not. Why do you think I named it the Red Truth? I've loved red ever since I was born.
Now, before I tell you why I love red, do you want to know what is my least favorite color? It's not green or orange or even pink. This might surprise you, but it's red.
My least favorite color is red. I always have hated that color. Ever since I was born.
Now, you are asking why. Why do I love it? Why do I hate it? Well, you want to know why?
"It's useless, all useless!"
"Flip the chessboard!"
"Repeat it in red!"
"Slice up those cow tits and make me a sandwich!"
Yes, the person who owns that voice; Battler Ushiromiya. The reason why I love and hate red is because of him and his crazy hair.
He is my opponent; my enemy. The person I hate the most.
However, he is also is the person that I'm madly in love with.
AN: He he, here's another one! Spoilers for Episode 7 if you squint. Really hard.
Oh, and I wanted to say thanks to renahh chen! I love your stories, and was inspired to make this set of oneshots because of you!